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Flyn is ruining my life, I'm looking for a relationship

no.spam@gameriot.com (NihilumHydra) — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 11:02:29 -0400

Yo. As many of you know, I haven't been around much on GameRiot lately. This of many reasons; our teams been practising, I've been chick hunting, I've been into a couple bar fights. First of all, our new team is not as strong as I thought it would be, here's the thing: Flyn is a total *****: everyone who thinks he's the one posting on arenajunkies, you're wrong. It's this ***** called Elysia who is a dude, the Flyn on IRC? Elysia too. Who the **** let his ***** post on his account? Total *****. On top of that, he can barely speak english. Our ventrilo is a complete ******* joke often with him screaming in his annoying, Moldran-like austrian voice when he's getting raped because he's bad. He's pale and skinny, not like me; handsome, pumped from the gym.

The weirdest thing happend at the latest GamesCon in germany we went to. This Asian chick walks up to me, says hello and I'm like: Sup sugar, if you come any closer you'll give me diabetes. And she's totally giggling, I think to myself, I just caught this Asian girl turned on by PC players. Exactly like Anna, will probably go all the way for a WoW player, easy, except this asian girls face wasn't ugly and I wasn't doubting that this asian was a woman. BANG. Flyn comes running and says we need to move because we have games coming up. The Asian chick turns to me, slowly says "You know this guy" and I'm like "Yea he's on my team" and she laughs and walks away. Cockblocked. Ever since I've had a grudge against Flyn, ever since we stole him from his **** team I've thought to myself that I can look past the fact that he's not as good looking as me and can cause me troubles when I'm picking up chicks. But this.. it just made me furious. Furious Gladiator. Ofcourse I didn't tell him anything during that day, but when I got home I turned into the Hulk. I yell at his every wrong move, I call him out everytime I can. I just can't explain it, I got so much more confidence behind my PC and I know what to say to this austrian boy to bring him down.

This is where I got my reality check.

I shouldn't be out on the internet, flaming people. I should be out there, hunting, showing the world what a romantic casanova I am. Ever since I broke up with Jessica Alba, life has been rough. I guess there's a time in your life where you just know you can't go on like and do what you've done before. I wanted a relationship. And I thought to myself: Hey, out there I'm just another one in the crowd. But online I'm not. I'm the only one to have all R1 titles on 1 char. Behind my keyboard, I'm god. I can seduce any girl I want here. So next step? I made a profile on a dating site, I know it screams desperate but hey, I kinda am right now. And I was completely honest with it, to find myself my soulmate. So yea, here's my profile.

http://www.flirtbox.co.uk/mgladhydra

To explain it; It shows I'm into gym, I'm romantic, I'm sensitive. No picture, creates a mysterium. Also the "mglad" if it's a wowplaying girl, they'll know I'm good. If they're not, I can just say it's short for something else, like a extreme boxing contest, where you fight until one dies. It's a perfect plan.

Icematik Wintrades, I've found a french GF on Arak'ahamn

no.spam@gameriot.com (NihilumHydra) — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 08:36:51 -0400

Hey everyone, as you might know due to the lack of competition on Cyclone i moved to Némesis, and it's far more good players there, Cyclone lost it's most good players when DOOM SQUAD died and Noone left. It's not what it used to be, random scrubs like Icematikx wintrading with Zéky for Deadly Gladiator, and tries to get away with it. Oh well, who cares about Cyclone? It's only washed up players there using loads of PvE gear to be succesful, it's glory days were in S3.
It's quite sad if you can't ******* get it legit bro, like me, if you'd be man enough you'd move to Némesis you mother******* idiot. I'd stomp you, your gay friends, and your mum. It wouldn't even be funny to see you spend 20 euro only to get dominated by me and the other french people in this good battlegroup. ******* LOSER. Good luck wintrading mate, i hope you get Deadly Gladiator. It doesn't matter. You don't have Merciless or Vengeful Gladiator like me. I've collected every ******* title that ******* matters. You think you're cool with your 2 R1 titles, one of them wintraded? You think you're ******* baller? Wrong. I am. ******* 4 R1 titles, 2 times Merciless, 1 time Vengeful, 1 time Brutal, Deadly Gladiator incoming from the most competitive ******* battlegroup in the ******* world (Némesis). I consider this my biggest Achievement and i'll remember this moment in my whole WoW career. What's your Achievements, mate? Wintrading R1 in a bad battlegroup? Haha, ******* retard. You need to step up from 14 hours to 16 hours, mate, struggling with R1, ******* scrub. Dire.

Anyways, i've found a GF on Arak'ahamn. After my recent failures with Jessica Alba and some other randoms i figured i should get a internet girlfriend. She's amazing, even got 2000 rating in a competitive battlegroup, WITHOUT any pvegear. Only downside about her is that she plays a Scrub Knight, everytime i think about it it cuts right through my heart. However, she got herbalism and picks flowers all day. What's there not to like? Next sunday we will fish in Stranglethorn Vale and dominate the fishing contest. The fact that i can talk to her on Vent makes it so much easier, i mean i don't even have to hold eye contact, amazing! Our relationship has even gotten to the point where i might play arena with her. Business and Pleasure are two things you're not supposed to mix up. But i just can't pass out on this one. I will impress the **** out of this chick playing 2v2 to 2400 with her. The 2400 club will be similar to the 10000 club for her. And when we're there, i can make the next move. I'll make her move to me in UK, we will get married. Icematik will not be invited. I do not tolerate wintraders, they're disgusting.

Worst mage in EU kicked, TR is for real

no.spam@gameriot.com (NihilumHydra) — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 23:41:17 -0400

Hey, sup. First of all; it's been ******* annoying playing WOW lately because of my MS being at 500. Losing to bad PLD's because i can't do **** is never funny, but our RMP needs the practice, ever since i kicked Coold for being terrible, we tanked some games on live to teams like HRD but it was only because of me being unable to carry my bad team mates because of my high MS. After all this, i was getting frustrated, i hit my keyboard 10 times harder than what Chris Brown did to Rihanna, i ******* raped that ******* keyboard like no tomorrow. And since Kalimist is my young padawan and i've taught him everything i know, i've raised the kid to be a star like me, i drew my conclusion faster than my reactions (in basically no time). Coold HAD to go. I muted VT and started whispering him, he started to cry and like any ***** in my life, hanging on to me. Crying on my shoulder, seriously what the ****? He started telling me he would do anything, that it was his dream to get sponsored with me, that he would even go as touching places only Jessica Alba has been on. This is where i realized it had gone too far, i had the lay down the law on the noob. He kept begging me, i had enough so i told him "I don't play that field, even if you'd give me a million IG gold i'd still never do it, stop sucking up to me kid, pack your bags ******* noob."
So yeah, rumours says he's crying out on others shoulders, trying to flame me down to randoms scrubs i farm daily, i couldn't care less. Either way, we switched to some kid called Trxxjeh on live, can't say he's better than our mage on TR, but that guy is mentally ******* retarded. Hands down though, Trxx isn't good. But TR is where the real **** is going down, so we have to stand playing with Redhot. I'm a business man, bud i'd never want to play with him on live or get title with him on live. It's just strictly business on TR, me and Redhot got nothing in common, in fact i still hate the **** out of the guy for playing such a scrub class as Druid. Either way, i ditch the people i play with if i get a better opportunity without thinking twice, when it's about money it's for real and i don't give a **** about hurting some idiots feelings, it's just business, it's just what i do, nothing personal.

TR isn't what it used to be, A day with Hydra, Am I Asian?

no.spam@gameriot.com (NihilumHydra) — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 17:52:38 -0400

Hello everyone. First of all i'd just like to say thank you to all the competers on TR out there, it's great fun ripping the **** out of you fat mother******* pet collecting frog eaters. Why are these scrubs at my rating? Class imbalances. This is what i'm going to talk about, last TR was great fun because I had to fight like a real strong champion and come up with some crazy **** that no other priest could ever think of to compete, but this TR, priests are dumbed up and no matter what I do, sometimes I lose to people that used to /kiss my dwarf in worshipping, now it's more like /salute followed with a "gg" GG? HAHA, is this a GG? ******* ***** let me tell you this one thing this isn't a good game you ******* scrub you rnged the **** out of me, don't think you're any good because you're not, i take this game pretty damn serious because it's the only thing i do since my EX dumped me i don't ever go out.

Here's what i'm getting at, i need some serious help because just like any brother out there that's been through the same thing as me, you know what happends when a ***** leaves you. I used to go out everyday and party, **** like an animal but those days are gone. This is what a day with me looks like at the moment; I go up, it's usually 09:43:55, I'm hard on myself, even though i'm depressed i'm a Discipline god irl too. I eat some cereals, watch Oprah Winfrey, cry because it's usually sad, hands down guys it gets to me while im down like this, only because of a *****, hate them alot. Anyway, around 11 am, i go down in my basement, put on my PC, log onto IRC, google my name twice to see if anyones written anything new, check WCM download all the latest movies (I keep myself up to date, so to speak) I call my best and only IRL mate since my old mate don't want anything to do with me, I ask him to log onto WOW, and we go play 2v2 or if our horrible bulgarian mage is online we go 3v3. At around 12 my mum bring me my lunchbox with noodles and we keep on playing until i get tired. I don't have problems with my team mates being bad, it's just two simple rules; dont question me, and everything has to circle around me. Price you pay if you're a scrub.

Am I Asian? Something i've been asking myself for a while now, some people say my eyes look weird. There's so many things, when i was 4 a spider bit me, i feel like my parents are scrubs and if they'd be playing WOW they'd be at 1700, max. Coincidence? Think not, i'm mint as **** and I must be Asian because they are the only ones that come close to my gameplay.

Showing my RL friend WoW, carrying ******* scrubs

no.spam@gameriot.com (NihilumHydra) — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 20:44:47 -0500

Hey, so i've been playing with Coold and Kalimist as some of you might know, and people say my rogue is the best ever and everything, but he's just carried by me and i let him get all the fame because he's my in real life friend and i don't have those growing on trees, anyway it's pretty hard because we're losing to queuedodgers like Redhot because they can't play for ****, also when my MS is 500~ i can't do **** but i play arena anyway because i'm the best in europe. This one game in Ring of Valor, i stand in the fire and they try to cc me and fail because the fire gets me out of it, outplayed noob rmp, the next game their Priest, some horrible guy from Reckoning who's never been any good DOES THE EXACT same ******* thing as i did last game, such a ******* ****** i don't get why people like that play the game, find your own **** to do ******* idiot. So ye, we lose because i got 500 MS and my rogue is ******* bad really, and the mage is half afk in brain and is 16 so what can you expect? Either way, i log off and just go watch some bad porn movie with Jenna Jameson (horrible actor by the way, not good for anything) and i go back to my PC to do some BGS and a RL friend of mine call, one of my best ones he's a millionaire with loads of cars and honeys and everything, i'm happy to be in his life if I ever need something, he's there for me like a brother, except i can be sexually drawn to him without being like Cherez, will just make me gay. Either way, he wants me to go outside, and i'm like "No way, i'm doing the Eots daily" and he's asking me what it is, and i tell him its in a game, and he wants to come watch me play. I'm like "ok dude bring coke cuz my teeth aint eva gonna be white anyway" said and done he knocks on my door and i show him into my room, unfourtunely he has to stand because i couldn't be bothered getting a chair from upstairs because it's heavy to carry, so he's standing watching me and i just lost a Eots because everyone on alliance is handicapped, and i sign for another one, he keeps asking me stuffs like "What's that? What's that? What did you just do?" and i have to admit IRL friends are annoying, either way i join Eots and i turn around and talk some to him about how much Scrub Knights are ruining the game, and how much Blizzard sucks, and he's just telling me how weird and disgusting i am, and i don't get it i'm just telling him how bad my class is and everything, anyway i got a timer in my head and i feel it's time to turn to my screen and play Eots because it's just started, and i notice my WoW is bugged and everyone on my screen including my Dwarf Female is naked, and he's like "you're a sick sick person, after all these years i knew you were a ******* weirdo, going to warn your GF, don't ever contact me again" and i'm screaming how it's not my fault, that it's just a blizzard bug they're probably going to fix in 3.1 but i've already heard him shut the door and he probably didn't hear me. I'm going to cry myself to sleep, **** my life.

Carekoala leaving, Cruise drama

no.spam@gameriot.com (NihilumHydra) — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 21:07:26 -0500

Hey, first of all; i've haven't been writing any on GameRiot on a while, mostly because ofÂ WotLk. Also i've been IRLing. We went to a cruise recently, I didn't pay anything, they wanted me there so they invited me, some ez girl called Anna, and my team mates, Carekoala and Cherez, along with some of Anna's random friends. I took a nga with me to keep me protected because I knew they were going to make fun of me, so why not bring a bodyguard. I gotÂ trapped behind a door when Reliza knocked it in, mother******? ButÂ I had been working out mass so guess how that mother****** ended up, on the floor. It was a total joke how boring the cruise was, drinking with a ginger idiot wasn't how i expected it to be, but it was depressing to go on a cruise, i just did it to keep my team from falling apart. I feel like im a single parent and Carekoala and Cherez are my kids that i always look down on, because they maybe dropped out a little too *******Â early, and are total noobs when you compare them to me.Â I got drunk for the first time and got amazed how everyone started to look like pornstars, and I started talking to Anna, one thing lead to another, I said i'd help her in Arena. See us in the same Arena team now? Nope, and you wont ever. Big playa, one-night stand. Either way, when I woke up the very next day I had a terrible headache and it did not get better when the others on the cruise realized we slept together; It's basically Reliza's GF, but they've only been hugging and kissing for months, the guy is failing to hit on a asian chick, jesus. My fault? Nope,Â I didnt think it wasÂ his territory anymore. Anyway, she's been flirting with Carekoala and Reliza and Carekoala are best friends, I just knew where it was going. I knew they would pick up a different Priest and play their gay RMP that they're utterly dire on. I had been helping them and Reliza constantly needs to be told what to do, not even funny. Me and Cherez wont die just because of some utterly dire druid. Everytime we lose he mute vent and emo out in partychat, when he's the one who is dire. I don't regret screwing around with Anna, I don't like kicking bad people so it was a good way to end it on. It's like when you sleep with a supermodel, and when you wake up in the morning they're still there. Hello? Get out.

P.S; Shoutout to Paperkat, level 80. Wicked, cheers. Pipe down you fast mother******.

I'm in Dubai, Balance in 3.0

no.spam@gameriot.com (NihilumHydra) — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 16:28:19 -0400

Hey, as i'm writing this i'm sitting in Dubai on my laptop that i bought, i'm here with some other losers that aren't worth mentioning, one of them might be Cherez, i won't say. Either way, we're here for the Dubai prince playing for money, we got a cc we can use to whatever we want, that's how i got my laptop. Unlike you losers sitting home i'm in Dubai playing WoW for money and fame, everyone who attempt to flame me is just jealous. I'm going to a wild party, i'm going to get hella wasted, and i'm going to bang some arabic girls with my amazing talents in getting someone to have sex with me. I know, Alyssa is still myÂ slaveÂ but she's not here, so whatever? She don't even know i'm doing blogs,Â also what happends in Dubai sure as hellÂ stays in Dubai. Our meeting with Jzong and Mysticalx was very akward, Jzong's english was bad soÂ all the time Mystical was his interpreter, and he kept making Johnny blush by saying how he wanted his night elf ****. Jzong is one of my biggest fan, he dropped out of Uni just because he couldn't stop thinking about me, just like 1000 others or something. Me and Johnny wanted to meet Runehx too, unfourtunely he was grounded by his mum for losing Brutal Gladiator to a random PvE-Champ, and it was a long way to his castle, so we didn't have the opportunity to meet him. Anyway, i'm going toÂ talk a bitÂ about balance in 3.0, it's just a joke, however druids are the worst class now so i'm happy. Priests are equally bad but i don't need a good class to carry me, i can adapt to any class whenever i want to. After reading over 2000 books in WoW i'm confident about every part in the game, i know every square in WoW and i know where X and X item drop, you can just **** Wowhead and ask me, i'm a book. Anyway, this hot chick is looking at my way, and i'm going to chat her up. Cya. More updates about our visit in Dubai later.

Interview with James "Toogood" Harding

no.spam@gameriot.com (NihilumHydra) — Sat, 18 Oct 2008 19:27:24 -0400

Hey, HydrÃ¡ here. First of all; This will be my first 'serious' blog.Â Also this interview isn't a "professional" asÂ James wanted to interview me by phone, i wanted an interview for my blog in exchange. Phone interview will be on the next show.

Hey, James. We're just going to cut this mumbojumbo about your name and yatta yatta, since i don't care because you're a scrub. Let's cut to the chase, is that alright?

- Yes.

How did you get to where you are now, how did you get into casting tournaments?

- Well, first of all. My mates from Zombies tell me i talk alot, you see, i owe my own vent where i hang out with my homies. I live in United Kingdoms and my neighbour is Xom, we started to play WoW together after being successful in games like Quake. Either way, when they got sponsored i asked my mate to vouch for me, and here i am.

Interesting story, from one thing to another, what do you think about 3.0?Â myself i've never been more happy, to see Druids getting raped and Orc Male Warriors can't skillstun me anymore. Such as yourself, nice game the other day, you kept falling down in Blade's Edge Arena. Scrub.

- I can't really tell yet, ret palas are pretty gay and i guess they're going to get nerfed to the bone soon, also dissapointed that i can't macestun anymore. The glyphs are my favorite thing about the patch though.

Alot of people get the impression that you hate Zalmah, any comments?

- Well, i'm not going to lie, i like Vhell more. Though people tend to think my humour is mean, personally i don't think so. I told the forums Zalmah was gay, but you can't take me seriously, mates. I can recall back in elementary school where i told everyone Xom had aids, rumours are often stupid and false; but girls are stupid, right? Belong in the kitchen, chop chop make me a sandwich. Either way, he's still a virgin. He's probably going to kill me for saying this. Anyway, back to the question itself, it's really just a show and you shouldn't take it too seriously.

What are your plans for Wotlk?

- I'm probably going to play with the people in Zombies, hang out with my homies in vent and just chill, catch my drift, mate?

Yah. But that's just gay, you play to win. Not to have fun.

- I'm fed up with you, never knew you were such a ***** Ryan. Calling me gay? Look at you. So what if you're a king ingame, when was the last time you got *****?

You see my GF, Alyssa Milano? You'll never even get close to anything better than Hafu or Anna. I bet the last ***** you got was from Anna and that was when you boosted her char to 2050. While i'm hitting the club you're on a WoW showcasting thinking you're the man. I'm having sex with Alyssa right now as we speak, what are you doing, loser? Living your dream of following "pro" PvPers?

- Okay, we're done. The last ***** i got was actually Anna and it was for 1800 rating. If you post this, you're done as a human being.

I'll own you in Arena, IRL and in every possible way. You can't stop me. Catch my drift, ******?

- We're done. I have better things to do, i'm being the more mature person in this conversation. I hope you rot in hell. Goodbye.

On a mission to Brutal Gladiator, I'm having sick flows with the girls

no.spam@gameriot.com (NihilumHydra) — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 16:05:52 -0400

Hey, so the last days i've just felt like getting Brutal Gladiator from Cyclone is impossible, but i know that i got a fate and a meaning to this world. So right, it'sÂ monday and i'm on my way to my neighbour, which is by the way Alyssa Milano, when i'm walking there i see this paper laying on the ground, like a gift from above, and i get a feeling that i'm supposed to take it up. From there i start reading it and i realize it's a WoW account, like the last christmas when i got the best pokemon card i got so happy i just got in a state where i just had to sit down. Anyways,Â 30 mins later i go home and find myself having 250 voice messages, it's no big deal i'm used to it, but they were all from Alyssa Milano, desperate anyone? Either way i didn't bother responding to them. I went down and logged onto WoW and found myselfÂ playing an Undead Priest withÂ almost everything from honor, i transferred it to Emeriss and i'm already top 10 in 3v3 and 5v5 and we're going to get Brutal Gladiator from 5v5 for sure. I've already achieved everything on Cyclone and it's old and boring now. Here's something weird about me finding an account; It's registered in my name. Like a gift from ******* above. I don't believe in god, however i might be god. I won't reveal if i'm really god, maybe in some of my next blogs. Anyway, 3.0 is soon here and i can't wait to rape Druids and for warriors to be useless without macestuns. To all my fans i've been frapsing some games before 3.0 hit and i'm working on editing it now, you will not be dissapointed. I've decided to use a awesome techno song, i will not reveal the song name until my movie is out. Don't want anyone to copy my music. I've recorded it myself, it goes like this; iiieieiiiiiiiiieiaeiiaeiiaeiiaeieiiaeiaieaeia. That's how i'd describe the lyrics anyway, pretty nice. Just like with Amazing Warrior Tricks i'm going to make money out of my movie. However, i wont charge anything for you to watch it, but i will charge 25$ for my music. Just like Happyminti, i'm an artist. In many ways.

R1 DPriest/Mutirogue is no more, I've burned my bridges

no.spam@gameriot.com (NihilumHydra) — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 19:04:39 -0400

Hey, so i know i haven't made a blog in a while, anyways i'm going to cut to the chase here because i don't have time for all this mumbojumbo; 2v2 is a complete joke, my class just suck. I play like a god and still i can't compete with bad Druids because they're Druids. However, i feel like Runehx played too much with a Druid and he just tunnelvision people too much, even though he's probably good, i could do better on a Rogue but it's not really fair comparing me to anyone since i play all 9 classes perfectly. So we dropped around 200 points and i felt like i was the one carrying the team. I'm like a serial killer; there's no real soulmate for me, though i'm not a psycho i just rage alot when we lose to Druids. Anyway, there's just noone in this world who play the game at the same level as i do. It's like im not really human, i'm something else. Anyways, after losing 200 points to team we have no chance against i felt like just kicking Runehx because i play perfectly and there's no other in the team to blame, there's always a way to beat a counter. Anyway, i kicked Runehx because i couldn't be bothered to play more with him, it would be a whole different story if he had glaives but he doesn't. I'm going to try to find a Warrior and be the first one worldwide to get a R1 rank with that comp in 2s, even though i burn my bridges with the 'skilled players' i know there's always a fate for me, i'll get Brutal Gladiator anyway. I'm not worried at all, i'll get it, one way or another. If i don't find anyone to play with to get Brutal Gladiator, i have a Plan B all worked out. I won't tell anyone, so don't ask me about it. But trust me, i'll get Brutal Gladiator. So after emoing and kicking Runehx i think i've burned my bridges to get Sonny to play with us for Brutal Gladiator, either way we wouldn't get it with him because he doesn't wanna play without moon and neither does Cherez. I'm not going to lie, it was alot easier playing with Beasteh. We couldn't even give him a mark because it would confuse him and make him play even worse.

Ditching Icematikx, I'm going to make history, Sonny come and go

no.spam@gameriot.com (NihilumHydra) — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 20:44:29 -0400

Hey, so i haven't written anything on a while. I've been extremely busy with my mission i got from God to obtain every PvP-rank there is in WoW. It's like Harry Potter, i'm the ******* chosen one, Merciless Gladiator, Vengeful Gladiator, Brutal Gladiator, you name it. I'm like Harry Potter, once when i was out practising my IRL priest skills i got the question if i were Harry Potter's twin or if i was actually, Harry Potter. I tried to hide that i got insulted by it as i were skinny back then but i'm strong as hell now, no human on earth would ask if i were Harry Potter now, they wouldn't even dare to ask me anything. Respect. Anyway, we ditched Icematikx, a druid carried by PvE-gear doesn't work as good on TR's as on live. We started playing with Sonny, and it was like night and day between him and Icematikx, however Sonny is still bad because he's a druid, obviously. It took me 2 ******* days to convince Cherez to start playing more active again and play 3v3 with me. Why am i still bothered to gather people to play 3v3 as HDP? Let me put it like this; When Nihilum sponsored us they gave all of us 30 years gametime, so i'm going to play it all out, that's a promise i've made to myself. I'm going to make WoW history, i'm going to get R1 in every season and earn a new title everytime, also i'm going to be the richest WoW player living on the society and eating noodles. However, i feel like Sonny hold a grudge against me for taking Vengeful Gladiator the last season, in a series between us which we won 4-1 gave us the title, how did we beat them with Beasteh? I played with 2 WoW's so Beasteh wouldn't screw us over on our well deserved rank. Anyway, Sonny played with us for slightly 20 games in our HDP, Cherez always play with the moon, and that's what Sonny does too. Neither of them wanted to change to another icon, Cherez was yelling on VT "MAN TAKE ME OR SONNY IT'S ME OR SONNY I SWEAR I'LL QUIT IF HE GET THE MOON". So i had to kick Sonny, so now here we are back at square one. So ******* upset atm, i don'tÂ know whatÂ to do. Any suggestions? I need them badly. It's like a ******* zoo.

Icematikx trying to stab us, This is how you ******* do DPriest/Mutirogue

no.spam@gameriot.com (NihilumHydra) — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 11:44:06 -0400

Hey guys, so i've heard some rumours about Icematikx trying to stab us and thought i'd share it with you; for everyone who doesn't know Icematikx, he's by far a worse druid than Beasteh, also talk alot of **** and things that doesn't make sense. The times we play HDP (Me, Cherez, Icematikx) we nightfarm, ofcourse. However, we always go - rating because Icematikx screw up all the ******* time and can't do ****, everytime we lose he's like "Okay guys, these guys are pretty good, they countercomp us. This comp is really bad because well, it just suck okay? Just like Druid/Warrior in my opinion, such a weak combo". You'd think he's just trolling but the fact is he's incredibly ******* stupid and the druid class is perfect for that ******* scrub. Anyway, everyone love me on Stormscale and people just ******* love to tell me stuffs, I'm a Vengeful Gladiator and i got over 5 movies out, what's there not to like? Icematikx is trying to transfer with a bad draenei shaman who is just ******* dire and doesn't use ES at all, just to get their rank. I got my rank from Cyclone BG, i've been R1 in all brackets as a PRIEST. He's a ******* druid, if he does this i swear to the people of GameRiot i will find that ******* ******* and kill him on the spot. You don't stab the great Vengeful Gladiator HydrÃ¡ without paying a high price. Ever wondered what happend to Beasteh when he quit WoW? Maybe you have, maybe you haven't. I'll let you think whatever you want to think. However you wont find **** and you got nothing on me. Anyways i've gotten alot of PM's ingame from random people playing my comp. First of all; Please send me a tell on GameRiot, SKGaming or Nihilum.EU. I find it ******* annoying when people whisper me when i'm in arena, it's pissing me off. Also if you see a AFK tag on me in Dun Morogh i'm showing off my title and that means you should never ever whisper me. I love drooling over my title, my dwarf, my rank. Weird? Well, none of your business, let me be. Anyways, the strats. They're really simple and i don't see how the **** you can fail, rogue can suck, but he has to be Mutilate. The priest has to be really ******* good (like me) because every game rely on the priests ability to play. Outskill a pala, SWD a blind, SWP same second as vanish to prevent openers, i can go on forever. I can also print you my Combatlog, because it's all there.

R1 Priest/Rogue in the world, I'm pumping, Cherez quitting

no.spam@gameriot.com (NihilumHydra) — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 15:38:24 -0400

Hi everyone. As everyone should know, because you got my armory profile on Favorites in your stupid IE when Firefox exist, and spam F5 on my page to see my sexy Dwarf Female, i'm R1 in Cyclone 2v2 with my good mate Runehx. We've gotten the strats all worked out and we're owning terrible ******* retarded Druids like Carekoala, don't tell him i said that though, don't wanna get punched in the face by him, in the current state he would own me 1v1 IRL. But i'm working out so i'll look pimping if i ever go to any other event. And i also got a phonenumber from Paperkat to aÂ Escort ServiceÂ so i can bring a girl to the next event and claim her to be my girlfriend to look pimp.Â I'm going to be honest with you guys, i don't have a girlfriend at the moment, but i dumped Jessica Alba a while ago. And i'm not lowering my standards to a ***** like Hafu, maybe for a one night stand, but not more. I've slept with alot of supermodels lately, but it's nothing else than just a onenightstand, anyone who have been or is in my position knows what i'm talking about, UK supermodels are easy for someone with my looks, don't be jealous of me nerds. Anyway, we haven't played any 3v3 at all for like 2 weeks, Cherez doesn't play much at all anymore, and picking up Icematikx after his application to me on GameRiot turned out to be a ******* joke and everytime we play it ends up with us kicking him, then reinving when we realize there are no other druids that can stand us. The thing with Icematikx is that he's incredibly annoying and his way to see things and strats are just a complete joke. He always follow his way to play, and when i tell him to do certain things like cycloning that and that, he just can't do it. It's ******* annoying, atleast Beasteh could do some of thoose stuffs, but this guy is just mentally retarded. I think my time inÂ Nihilum is over if i don't find any decent arenapartners to play with, since Cherez is offline all the time. I've had alot of fun at these events, and for all you mocking Neilyo, **** you. He bought me not one, but TWO pizzas. Now that's generous.

Cherez's hot sister, Priest/Rogue rely on RNG, this game is a complete joke

no.spam@gameriot.com (NihilumHydra) — Sun, 31 Aug 2008 12:26:03 -0400

Hi everyone, so for the past days i've played Priest/Rogue because no warrior would play with me, because i have a reputation of raging the **** out of people when they screw up, everygame we lose it's their fault, they could've played better, i couldn't. Anyways, this comp is utterly ****, i teamed up with this arab called Runehx who knows nothingÂ but tunnelvisioning targets, he played with a Druid, obviously. I have to shout 5 times for a blind before he realize what i'm talking about, and we can't beat Druid/Rogue because he keep hitting my ******* perfect timedÂ fears, he's just ******* terrible like any other Rogue, and he doesn't have any PvE gear to carry him for being ******* dire. So what should i do, ditch that homo and play with Buakaew again? I'm asking youÂ (Gameriot) you can either PM me here, online on HydrÃ¡ sometimes Syeren, SKGaming or Nihilum.EU.
Anyways, after Hafu dissed me and bl'd me on MSN and also she slept with Cherez and Hoodrych, i thought i would give up on that. Also, after being hurt over a previous relationship, my self esteem is really low. I had Jessica ******* Alba, but she cheated on me with some Random PvE champ from Ravencrest, and i just thought it was unacceptable, ******* *****, i'm done crying over that. She's gonna come back crawling to me when she realize that she've taken a skinny PvE-champ over me. What's the difference you might ask? Well, i have not only ONE rank to make up for my bad looks IRL, but TWO. Also i'm PvP only. Either way, when i asked Cherez's for his sisters MSN, he just laughed at me. I wondered what was wrong, he said she would never want me. I started to scream that i wanted her ******* MSN, if i could lower my standards so could she, and he just became quiet and after a while he linked me something from a forum; after i read it i became stunned, not like macestunned by a ******* Tauren, like really stunned. That ******* beast had been there too. What the hell? That's just disgusting, now i don't want to try with her anymore. I feel sick, so i thought i'd share the link with you guys, because i don't know if we're gonna keep on doing 3v3 anyway.
http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/showthread.php?p=10580774#post10580774

How the can Nihilum win, ESL is a *** joke, Icematikx kicked

no.spam@gameriot.com (NihilumHydra) — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 15:34:43 -0400

Hey, so for starters i wasn't at ESL, because we couldn't find a decent druid that wasn't a 5 year old idiot who can't even spam Lifebloom and Cyclone, basically what Carekoala does. If we could find a decent druid we would've won that ******* event, we even got invited but noone else than Icematikx wanted to play with us, and i got so ******* pissed off because he's so ******* terrible that i kicked that ****** after we lost to WRDÂ PvE Champs from Ravencrest,Â because he can't ******* press Cyclone, he's just terrible. And even after this he talked **** about me and Cherez when we're the best ******* players, it's not really us sucking. Anyways, when i was camping the stream, from start to end i didn't miss ONE SINGLE DETAIL on what was going on in the games, because i'm good like that. And started to laugh when Carekoala trinketted a 2S Kidney vs SK.EU, and i'm sure SK.EU can confirm this too, i can't believe we recruited them. They're just awful and i get sick watching someone that bad being sponsored, it just shows how retarded Druids are, and they should be removed from the ******* game, also let's not forget the RNG Nihilum had the last games vs SK.EU to carry them for being dire. Anyways, so i thought i'd take a question i get every single ******* day as imÂ playing on my priest, HydrÃ¡, even though i'm in an arena game you guys still have to whisper me? What the ****, i'm busy. Also don't whisper me when i'm fakeafking in Dun Morogh, i'm busy drooling over my Vengeful Gladiator rank. Anyway, to all the retards who ask me "What is so different between you and other Priests? What makes you a god?" Yea i added the last part, but shut up i'm a god. What's so different is that my situational awareness is the best, i catch every detail, i know exactly what milisecond i'm supposed to fear, where to stand to make Orc male warriors to fall down on certain maps.

Beasteh apologized, Top 10 Failure on WoW, We're not at ESL

no.spam@gameriot.com (NihilumHydra) — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 12:57:06 -0400

Hey! So i've been busy being upset for not going to ESL, we simply chose not to go. Because i raged so much at Icematikx for sucking, he refused to go and even though me and Cherez tried to convince him, he still refused to go -Â another silly ego hurt? This ofcourse got me wondering if he's a cripple or something, whatever. If you read this in your basement Icematikx, THANKS ALOT SCRUB. So yeah, besides raging at Icematikx, Beasteh unblocked me on MSN and apologized. Also told me he's going to IRL and play with his IRL-friends in WoW sometimes, i really hope he's better IRL than WoW, else i feel really bad for him. Anyways, i decided not to rage at him and just accepted the apology, but thought for myself; You better ******* be sorry for screwing us up at WWI Paris i could've had enough money to move out of my mums basement now if it weren't because of Beasteh, thanks alot ******* scrub. Anyways, enough of that emo****, lately i've been writing memoirs in Notepad, 121 pages later of owning terrible druids, ******* models and superstars like J.Alba i thought for myself; Does anyone else find it ironic that, as your virtual character gains experience, wealth and social stature, your reality character is losing the exact same things at the same rate? Anyways, this doesn't fit on me, even though i play 20 hours per day i still get to sleep with the supermodels while you're probably struggling to reach 1600 rating as Druid/Warrior. So i read Serennias blog and thought some of them were decent, the DOOM SQUAD people are jokes, however i decided to do my own Top 10 Failures in WoW.
1. BUAKAEW.
2. BUAKAEW.
3. BUAKAEW.
4. BUAKAEW.
5. BUAKAEW.
6. BUAKAEW.
7. BUAKAEW.
8. BUAKAEW.
9. BUAKAEW.
10. BUAKAEW.

I'm * mint, I got * rid of Buakaew, Priest/Rogue is stupid as hell

no.spam@gameriot.com (NihilumHydra) — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 04:48:48 -0400

Hey! So after going 12-15 in 2v2 as Priest/Warrior i decided to bring my Warrior down to earth, him saying "I'm the best Warrior in EU" on VT when he's terrible pissed me off, also i'm the best Warrior in EU, i really ******* hate when scrubs try to hurt my ego. We met Altik and his scrub druid who doesn't even deserve to be mentioned here, because he's just terrible like every other druid, we got the scrub PvE rogue low like 5 times but we lost because Buakaew doesn't have execute on bars, so i raged at him for sucking then told him "yo meight this aint working yo, i'm dumping you like i dumped Jessica Alba" then left VT fast as hell because i didn't wanna hear his baboon-like voice raging and begging me to stay, also ignored him ingame and left our team. So yeah, the past 2 days i've been trying to find a better warrior but everyone got their own team and it's pissing me off, because i'm mint as hell and can basically solo myself up to 2200. I started playing with this german rogue, it's really hard to hear what the **** he's saying but whatever, he's an alright rogue but we already lost 4 times because Priest/Rogue is the worst ******* comp and gets so easily stomped by Druid/Warrior, the only reason i would ever play this comp over Priest/Warrior is if the rogue got glaives, but glaive rogues got no brain. But whatever it's better to play with a ******* mediocre rogue than Buakaew.

New druid in the mix, Cherez emologged, our 3v3 might disband

no.spam@gameriot.com (NihilumHydra) — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 22:44:55 -0400

Hey, so i've been busy playing with our new druid (Icematikx) who contacted me on GameRiot, with a really good app. We played vs his team on TR and well, he was worse than Beasteh but we really need a Druid to play with while Beasteh is emo. In his application, he said he "Like to play competitive and never queuedodge" We got him on VT and told him, that this is basically the only thing we do because playing with a Druid like Beasteh it's impossible to arrange game without people laughing at us. Anyways, said and done we started to play at 5 am and first 10 games went well, +4+5+6 vs some Zombie scrubs, but last game i yell on VT for a innervate after the cyclone, and he ******* innervated the Cyclone, with other words he did a "Beasteh" and we ******* lost -30 rating to ******* retards. Me and Cherez raged at Icematikx for embarresing our team more than Beasteh did, and i heard Cherez's keyboard was taking a beating, then he finished it off with a clutch Aimed Shot. Then i thought, great now we have to wait another month for Cherez's mum to give him his allowance because he bought it all for PokÃ©mon cards yesterday. Also, Cherez was going to save money for his nose surgery but gave up when he saw a Pikachu Illustrator from Japan for the value of $8000.

PS. http://imageshack.dk//viewimage.php?file=/imagesfree/0et50939.jpg

Beasteh thinks he is better off without us, Playing 5v5 with scrubs

no.spam@gameriot.com (NihilumHydra) — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 22:51:47 -0400

Hey, so i've been busy all evening playing 5v5 on my Priest with complete scrubs, we even lost one time at 1600 rating because our mage decided to do the very smart thing that every mage would do, to cast a frostbolt at 20% and get frost tree locked out and die in it. I couldn't fakeafk in Dun Morogh to show off my title and rating for lesser players because i had 1 loss before even hitting 1700. I raged at my team because they suck, on my other Priest im R2 in 5v5, I always go for offensive manaburns and if someone die it's not my fault, i listen to The Red Jumpsuite Apparatus and give PS whenever the **** i want to, i don't care what people yell on VT, noone tells me how to play my ******* class, i play it perfectly. I really don't get when i tell my Paladin to just stand in the middle and spam FoL because he can't LoS manaburns anyway, and he still fail to heal our Warrior, he can't even fakecast. And then he dare to tell that it's MY fault because i didn't use PS? I'm a Vengeful Gladiator, he's a nonamer scrub Paladin, who's right? Anyone smart can figure out that i'm right, also i don't make mistakes, just check Hydra5 if you don't believe me. So Beasteh told me he was going to play with another team, and "kill" us in Arena, but got stuck at 1600 rating with 5 losses, when i wrote to him and called him a scrub capped at 1600 rating, he said he was gonna kill me IRL at LAN, i laughed at him again and said i'm working out, and if he wants to challenge me, it's on. I'm a Vengeful ******* Gladiator IRL too.

PS: http://eu.wowarmory.com/team-info.xml?r=Stormscale&ts=3&t=Let+it+drip+on+the+floor&select=Let+it+drip+on+the+floor

Beasteh left us, can't find a new druid, our Sponsor is pissed off

no.spam@gameriot.com (NihilumHydra) — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 15:19:41 -0400

Hey, i've been away for a week on vacation in Elwynn Forest, i got tired of constant PM's from scrubs, and getting "owned" by Druids in 2v2 because my Warrior can't pummel a Cyclone even if he doesn't have GCD. So here's the thing, before i went on vacation we set up games VS Sonny & co and i would chase Sonny while Beasteh would try to heal Cherez when he got trained by 2 melee's and kept failing to heal Cherez and CC, i don't know how to explain what Beasteh is supposed to do vs doublemelee better, but he doesn't ******* get it. It's like talking to a wall and all he ever say is "But Cherez ran LoS, it wasn't my fault" and i'm screaming "DON'T ******* BLAME THIS ONE ON CHEREZ, YOU'RE DIRE, HOW HARD IS IT TO ******* HEAL AND HIT CYCLONE, HOW ******* HARD IS IT?". And he just got quiet, i think i heard him crying a bit, then left VT, left our arenateam and log'd off. Later on MSN he told me he was gonna quit, he had enough with me and Cherez because we "always blame him, and question his Druid skills". Later on i talked to our sponsors and they said we have to find a new Druid else they would have to take us off the roster. Thing is, there isn't ANY druids on Cyclone available, so Cherez asked me to post this here, Nihilum mainteam LF Druid, you can PM me here, on SKGaming, Nihilum.eu, ingame on Hydrá sometimes Syeren. Thanks.