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Ain't no thing, but a Chkn Ming

no.spam@gameriot.com (Nitrana) — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 19:28:06 -0400

For a long time I've shied away from any topic related to Ming. I've stopped reading Ming's blog altogether. My feelings are, any traffic that I would personally bring to game riot would only help his cause. Helping Ming's cause is not something I particularly want to be responsible for. Although I know this will only bring more traffic to the sess pool of filth that makes up the majority of gameriot, this was too good to ignore. In enters Shaunconnery. Shaunconnery, a long time native of Tichondrius has created many works of art related to WoW, but this could be his master piece.

If you're not familiar with Terry "Boogers" White aka Ming (pictured below, LOL) here are some of his blogs:

http://www.gameriot.com/blogs/World-of-Ming/Mings-BC-Beta-Journal-17-Ming-vs-Nitrana-Yao-vs-Amare/
http://www.gameriot.com/blogs/World-of-Ming/Ming-to-Remain-in-Shanghai/
http://www.gameriot.com/blogs/World-of-Ming/True-Love-In-Azeroth/

Pay special attention to the the last blog entitled "True Love in Azeroth". It heavily influences the introduction of the song.

I've never liked Ming. He's unjustifiably pompous and arrogant. He claims his earnings are much higher than they are in reality (http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=4311056203&postId=43106403404&sid=1#21). He's been bashing on me for a long time now. Since WSG days in fact http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=34775844&postId=347828671&sid=1#0). Ming is the kid in your class that does anything to get attention. He's the kid that will dig up an earthworm and gobble it up, just so he can sit near you at Lunch. He's the kid no one has the heart to tell him no one likes him. But, unlike the poor pathetic kid, no one feels sorry for Ming. He brings it on himself.

Okay, no more delaying. Without further interruption, Shaunconnery presents Ain't no thing but a Chikn Ming: http://www.myspace.com/shaunconnery

"So I’m reading this online blog, world of ming dot com/
****’s got me so pissed, I finna go and drop bombs/
You’ll get ****in’ smashed by weapons and plate/
For every second it takes for you to mention Naruto in every reference you make/
I’d lay off the Ninjitsu, and off of the Ninja Stars/
Cuz I’d use Sharingan to see you for the ***** you are/
And I got a fact that’ll make this ***** girl hide/
You’re ranked zero, while Nitrana is Ranked 1 World wide?
Need I repeat that? Worldwide, mother******/
Your opinions ain’t worth ****, you’re really just another sucker/
How can you compare yourself to Yao Ming, you dumb ***/
You ain’t even tall enough to headbutt him in his nutsack/
So you’re an NYC day trader? You’re not a day trader/
You’re a gay waiter, who takes it in the ass to get paid later/
So you can start sucking for tips, cuz Ghostflame provided me with a pic/
And word is on the street dawg, you ugly as ****/
This little ***** looking like he got a hair line/
From consistent air time in front of an airport jet at an airline/
If you’re WoW’s Jackie Chan, I guess that makes me Chris Tucker/
Look at his lips pucker, what a champion dick sucker/
You got a sour look, so there’s something I’mma suggest to you/
When your boy cleans his dick, make sure you rinse the lemon juice huh/
I’ll see you in the streets, consider this ****** warned/
Cuz you got a forehead big enough for me to draw an atlas on/
Nobody wants an interview, Girls flinch at the hint of you/
And I suddenly realize why you love being a ninja too/
It’s obvious I’m right, you see/
Cuz if I was ugly as you, I’d base my living off of nobody catching a sight of me/
Nobody takes anything you say for being dope kid/
You don’t come across correct, all you did was come across a boat *****/
You talk about race and ninjas, that’s a loose link/
I don’t really give a ****, ok so you’re *****
He’s the type that you’d think/
Would /salute the weapons trainer in Stormwind just because his ******* name is Woo Ping/
Yeah I said it, you’re the type to be nothing but fruit/
And make an egg ‘roll’ joke everytime you random a hundred for loot/
I don’t know why you think you’re sick with it/
I’mma take the word bg9 outta your mouth, and replace that with a ******* dick in it/
If I got a dime everytime this pantomime mentioned bg9/
I’d have enough to buy this *** a flight to Shanghai/
Speaking of which, I know you ain’t freakin dat *****/
You ain’t really see anyone, you just took off a weekend to ditch/
You said her momma’s diggin you, but the other parent is like/
Someone who thinks you’re like a pile of ****, at least he got the comparison right/
You love to use wow **** when you talk about real life/
So lemme adopt your game for a second here while I still write/
Is your girl gonna cheap shot you? She the shadowstep version?/
Did she gouge her ******* eyes out when she saw you in person/
I’d vanish if I was you, Evasion would help watch your health/
And I’d do your girl a ******* favor and never ever come outta stealth/
You heard me right, you’re just an apparent homo/
That needs to stop talking about noto, and calling Noktyn Jared Fogle/
The difference between the both of you is clear as reality/
There’s one thing he has that you don’t, and that’s Calories/
And skills, fame, rep, first place, and actually/
He has another thing over your dumbass, and that’s Strategy/
So look in the glass before you open that jaw of yours/
A cheap laugh is the reason why anyone ever visits your awful boards/
And by the way, I’m half Vietnamese and half Chinese/
But I’ll ******* shoot myself if I ever let you represent the second half of me/
Tich-Guild Notorious."

Ming eats his own boogers.

no.spam@gameriot.com (Nitrana) — Sat, 24 Nov 2007 10:57:02 -0500

Title says it all.

Nitlo, the short lived

no.spam@gameriot.com (Nitrana) — Mon, 30 Jul 2007 08:01:57 -0400

"Nitrana are you still angry that you aren't on the starting 5's team? "

Although referencing no point in my entry, my first comment to my first blog entry, ever.

I get this question a lot, it's about time I gave it a full answer.

Am I angry? Not so much.

Am I bitter? That's probably more like it.

I don't think anyone in my situation would NOT be bitter. I truly believe I'm the best rogue that plays World of Warcraft at this moment. For one to openly admit he believes he's the best, would often be mistaken for arrogance. In this case, I believe it as confidence. For a lot of people, this statement is a hard pill to swallow, but throughout my history of playing this game I've had this belief. Proving time, and time again, that this claim is well supported; it naturally built confidence into my play. In fact, I was so swelling with confidence; I felt I could take on a second class. Little did I know, I was doomed from the start.

When I first made Nitlo, it was almost a joke. I was so fed up with Rogue (At the time the only form of serious competition was strictly 5v5), I would've done anything to satisfy my lust for competition. That "anything" for me was giving up my Rogue for a Shaman. At that point in the game, I wasn't into any sort of PvE on my Rogue, and recently opted for the bench route on Power Trip in the best interest of the team. I simply had nothing else to do. It began innocently enough, Noktyn was a quick support explaining to me Uroo's reroll success story of Rogue to Warrior. If you know me, you know leveling is not my strong suit. Ala, Drak'Thul, and the infamous Animal Kingdom of Altar of Storms. Much thanks to the Unruly rerolls (Hypno, Ganache) making my leveling much easier. But what I lost in leveling, I made up for EASILY in achieving gear at 70. I snagged my heroic badge shield in nearly one single day. Mechanar, Botanica, Ramparts, Blood Furnace, Underbog, Steamvaults, Slave Pens, all pug'd all in one day. What can I say? I'm good with pugs! From 60-70 I made sure I did every rep quest as well as running each instance repeatedly to ensure Revered in each faction. I didn't miss an instant of AV weekend, and farmed UB for everyday available to me for Stormsong Kilt.

While all this was happening, TFM/Overrated were the hype. The 2345 comp, as its known today, was reigning over everything else. Noktyn took a special interest in a Shaman named Douja. Sck/Douja pairing as probably the best support a 5 man at 60 could have, stuck out in Noktyn's mind. I don't blame him for wanting a Shaman. After playing with windfury the majority of his days at 60, he's one to know its OP factor. Around the time I was getting my 40 mount on Nitlo, we had a team meeting about Douja. Douja had put the pressure on Sck/Noktyn, claiming he was going to quit the game if not given a shot on the team. The meeting ended with one thing resolved, we all agreed to give me a chance on Shaman. Looking back on it, although everyone said they agreed on giving me a shot. Noktyn wasn't going to be satisfied with anything but Douja.

My 5v5 play on my Shaman was short-lived. Although having a winning record against every team we faced (barely over .500 against Rag Dolled, but still over .500), it wasn't good enough for my team mates. It's my belief that some of the people on my team were looking for any excuse to get Douja on the team. One night of bad play against Rag Dolled was enough for them. The previous night we easily had a winning record against them, but this day they overtook us. In complete fairness, of the matches we lost, the majority of them were my fault. I played too aggressively, and was too damage hungry. I often would ignore purge opportunities to cast lightning bolts. It put me in a lot of bad positions, and sometimes I would lose track of the fight. The night I stopped playing 5v5 on my Shaman it seemed like no matter what I did I was criticized. One particular fight stood out for me. It was the last 5v5 I ever played with them. Kintt pushed too far into the middle on Blade's Edge arena VERY early in the match. I was already pre-purging, but noticed quickly of Kintt's bad position (extremely bad in this case, 2345 is notorious for solely focusing Priests). I started a Lesser Healing Wave that landed. I can't remember how low he was after that heal, but instead of using NS, I started up another Lesser Healing Wave. A bad choice in retrospect, which lead to a 4v5. The rest of the match I played near perfect, but was heavily criticized for not making the correct play in an unusual circumstance. We ended up almost winning despite the very early set back. I'm completely positive that Kintt would take the blame for that loss, but for the rest of the team they had had enough. That loss put them over the edge. The finger of blame eventually pointed my way, and that was it for me.

Now, don't get me wrong, I'm not claiming to be some all-star super Shaman, but I thought it was understood within the team that it would take a little bit to develop a natural grasp of the class. Judge for yourself: has said that you should thank your enemies because they teach you more than your friends. Failure is one such enemy, and a very powerful one at that. I know, because I have failed more often and in a greater variety of attempts than anyone I know. I also have had some spectacular successes that I would not have experienced if I had not been willing to risk failing. I’ll take that a step further and admit that I’ve learned far more from my mistakes and failures than from any of my accomplishments. You cannot learn without risking failure. That’s part of the reason I’ve experienced my share of failure: I like to learn new things. Learning requires failure; you won’t learn if you are not willing to make mistakes and fail.

In the end, my catch phrase, "Can't be stopped", is nothing more than a catch phrase, but the willingness to attempt the impossible, and fail, will be the only path to lead me to my goal of becoming truly unstoppable.

Please excuse my punctuation, grammar, and spelling errors. I never was a good writer, but what I wrote I felt needed to be written.