Epic Flop: Blink Blink Blink Please Make It Stop

Hello my fellow audience;
for your inconvenience
there will be another blog today
by me, so it's time to scream "hooray!".

I don't remember much of Friday night, which means the party was good. But when I woke up the next morning, I had the vague memory of having created a confused blog entry mainly consisting of google'd pictures and some random insults. "Let's check my likes and comments )))" I thought when I started to turn my electricity donkey wheel to power up my Soviet Russia Personal Computer (c) from 1950.

But OH THE SHOCK, my ****ty blog entry was de1337ed. That wouldn't be a problem with me at all, but obviously the internet Gods don't go easy on you when your blog gets deleted. What really happens upon deletion no one really knows but seemingly it rips a hole in the time-space-continuum, creating a vacuum which allows nothing but anti-matter to exist.

Since comments consist of anti-matter, they will continue to haunt you, even though your blog no longer exists. Right now, whenever I visit Gameriot, my browser will continue to blink with OOO NEW TALKBACK MOTHER****** OOO until the talkback counter reaches 65. What is so special about the number 65? No idea, but you have a chance to make it stop by replying to this blog. I lost thirty percent of my eyesight due to this **** already and I only have 80% in the first place, you do the math.


the horror               ^

Thanks in advance if your comment cures the talkback disease. Until then, I will wear sunglasses like Hayden Panetie... Paneitere... Pancake... >.< sigh... the blonde ***** from Heroes:



To add more content to this awesome entry, here we go with some mind-boggling links:

1) Someone made a catchy song and added funny animations to it; meet Story from North America.

2) This is the single greatest piece of piano music I've ever heard, and I normally hate classical music with a passion. Relax and listen to mastermind Yann Tiersen.

3) To celebrate Sacha Baron Cohen, you should check out one of his best Ali G Show interviews ever here.

4) First Person Shooter disease: