FOUR DPS IS SKILL, PLEASE WELCOME:

Select quotes from Cika of Jolly Asian Clams:

"If it was that easy, why are we the only 4 dps team in the top 25? We are the ONLY competitive 4DPS team on the MOST competitive battlegroup in the world."



"We make it work because we played it with a 96% win ratio last season to #1 with ease, our games are rediculously coordinated and micro managed more then your feeble mind can probably handle."



"Just from looking at the top 20 and naming teams im sure we have won more then lost CBE, Straight outta BG5, shuttle*****, oom now oom oom oom oom. Remember that I split games, so some teams may have been played more without me. We have played every single team except for I think 2? in the top 20 and have beat everyone of them atleast once except CLC whom we only played twice. "



"I love how immature warriors are the ones who always talk about how bad other teams are our how easy other teams have it.. enjoy your 1950 rating."



Queueing for 5v5 tonight, we fought Jolly Asian Clams (alas, without Cika).



Game 1:

http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/3717/game1jt2.jpg -

Game 2:

skillful damage zerg + retarded warrior kidney shotted in berserker stance = loss

Game 3:

http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/1925/game3id4.jpg -

Game 4:

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/7561/game4np7.jpg -

Game 5:

http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/2346/game5ts1.jpg -

Game 6:

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/9612/game6nb6.jpg -

skillful damage zerg kills our shaman in the first 30 seconds. unfortunately, it wasn't enough to secure a win?

Game 7:

http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/8324/game7go4.jpg -

Game 8:

http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/6796/game8pw7.jpg -



Needless to say, they never switched targets.



Any other **** talking you'd like to get out of your system, Cika? I need comments, so please do it here.



PS. Our shaman is (was) drunk, and priest is (was) specced for 2v2