incredible, really

This site has really gone to ****.
So has World of Warcraft.

Probably my life, too.

And I've done my best to get rid of all three. I switched to www.restrictedsection.org to escape WoWriot, I tried to get a life to quit WoW. I even read Bodi's blogs in an attempt to commit suicide (this actually almost worked, more on that later**).

But, despite my best efforts, I'm still here. Neglecting real life for a video game is obviously a bad idea, and I'm a lot more intelligent than all of you losers playing this game -- I wouldn't even be reading this **** if I was paid for it -- so why am I still playing?

The answer has been unfortunately obvious to me for a while: Success.

I'm addicted to it, to the feeling that I'm better than just about anyone out there. "Out there" being a virtual world filled with the illiterate dregs of society hasn't deterred me, the fact that I'm only good because I hire Hoodrych to play my character while I sit back and watch Neilyo 2009 doesn't bother me at all either.

So convinced am I in my superiority, genuinely believing that success in this game means something, that I can't even begin to think about quitting WoW. Expending effort to succeed is really frightening, especially given that I have such a wonderful position as a pillar of the WoW community right here on GAMERIOT.

So I'm begging anyone still reading, as a fellow degenerate human being...

Make me feel like ****. Make me feel like I'm ******* terrible at this game, that there's no way in hell I'll even be remotely acceptable at any form of video gaming. I'm a nobody, not even fit to the lick the **** off of Jasi's level 75 hunter's feet. (he plays WoW, okay?)
I want to feel like Exitec.

Make it happen, it shouldn't be too hard.

My future is in your hands.





**i bought one of those disposable razors for the next time i saw something really horrifying and just wouldnt be able to take it any more and then surprisingly the opportunity to use it came along that very night because i saw bodi's face did you know he's black lol? and he was talking about competitive pvp while stuck at 1900 playing with vidra who apparently thinks he's good now? idk anyway so i readied my razor and attempted to sever my jugular vein because i read in a book that kills you but i didnt know where it was so i assumed it was my penis because isnt that where all the important things are so i cut it really deep but then my mom walked in so i had to pretend i was masturbating (shes colorblind so she didnt realize it was blood) so anyway it hurt a lot but i didnt die and thats why i have a giant cut on my penis right now in case you wondering. btw its definitely not an std (i think the s stands for sex lol) i mean who has sex anyway oh **** i think shes back brb