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by Slappywag, Level 49
Last updated at December 27, 2008, 10:14 pm
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In fact, that can probably be the only logical explanation behind some of their design decisions, such as:
- Environmental damage being added into the Ring of Valor, after they tried it in S1 in Nagrand but removed it.
- Removing Mace Stun because RNG is stupid, but then adding in a chance to be able to execute for 14k from 100% health.
- Making an arena without LoS for the first half a minute, when matches are usually decided in that time.
- Scaling damage to a point that rivals the experience of vanilla WoW.
The ****** up part is, the list seriously goes on, but I'm too ******* lazy to list all the reasons that Blizzard is ******* dumb so I'm just going to go on with my original point (which I can't even remember).
Orgrimmar Arena
Aside from the really obvious points like no ******* LoS (making it a free win for like any ******* Hunter team), the arena itself is actually buggy as ****.
Like 5 times I have been left behind on the floor of the arena while the elevators go up without me. You get teleported up after like 10 seconds, but 10 seconds is way long enough for one of your team members to die without you. What is even worse is that the enemy team can actually target and kill you like you were standing still on the top of the elevator, which I guess can kind of be countered (although you don't get stuff like Anti Magic Zone while down there) but when you first realize you can be targetted and die to 2 AP mages for 28 points, it's pretty ******* balls.
There is a second variation of this that can also work in your favor / against you, where you get stuck in a corner like half way up the shaft (shaft like penis lol) as the elevator is rising, and you can heal people standing on the squares but can't be targetted. It was pretty ******* sweet winning 18 points when this happened to me in 3s while I PI free-casted into my DK and Warrior, but pretty ******* aids when I've lost 20+ points to it as well.
Another thing is the constant DC's. I don't know if people have realized yet, but if you fear people near / on top of the pillars (while they are in the ground) grats on instantly DCing them.
Holy **** I've DC'd like 5 times (before I knew what it was) while trying to kite melee on top of the pillar / being near it for when it was going to raise, and then getting one fear and being booted to log in screen. The fact that this is STILL in the game (AND FEAR STILL ISN'T ******* FIXED FROM VANILLA WOW ARE YOU ******* KIDDING ME) is ******* hilarious, but really not that surprising when you consider that Dark Pact (taking mana from your pet, the Warlock spell) still destealths everyone within 100 yards.
Knowing these things however can make Ring of Valor a free win for our 5v5 when you get pre-gate divine hymn + DCing people near pillars if the match is still going after 30 seconds. Normally I wouldn't condone exploiting (rofl nah I actually would and do all the time) but pretty much the only way to get Blizzard to actually pay attention and fix this **** is to have people know about it. And by fix this **** I mean remove it entirely, since they can't even fix a small known bug with reflective ******* shield, so they are making it only work on yourself until they "rebuild the whole spell" for a future patch.
Enjoy.

44 comments
w1rex Dec 27, 2008 at 10:28 pm
+1 votes
Nm Nm.
Trying to find an RaF person so I can level on a new realm.Â
Trying to find an RaF person so I can level on a new realm.Â
r0kzilla Dec 28, 2008 at 5:53 am
+4 votes
w1rex said
Nm Nm.
Trying to find an RaF person so I can level on a new realm.Â
Trying to find an RaF person so I can level on a new realm.Â

syeren Dec 27, 2008 at 10:28 pm
+1 votes
I think even hoping they're willing to fix their **** or make it worthwhile after the release of WotLK is being a bit too positive.
plateau Dec 27, 2008 at 10:28 pm
+1 votes
i assume it feels like they have amnesia because it's probably an entirely different team than was in charge of tbc/vanilla wow. the og designers have probably been moved to the unannounced next-gen title. so, enjoy the B team.
Slappywag Dec 27, 2008 at 10:31 pm
+3 votes
Didn't Caydiem or whoever that fat chick was die from a cholesterol induced heart attack?
Gann1 Dec 27, 2008 at 10:33 pm
+1 votes
plateau said
i assume it feels like they have amnesia because it's probably an entirely different team than was in charge of tbc/vanilla wow. the og designers have probably been moved to the unannounced next-gen title. so, enjoy the B team.
cydial Dec 27, 2008 at 11:02 pm
+0 votes
Didn't know that dc **** on org arenas, but **** wow, I'm gonna play Go.
I get 1900 as resto druid mutilate rogue because I decide, "Kk, damage is still ******* retarded, slightly less retarded now that I have one of the most op damage on my side".
Gates open in org arena and me and my partner both get STUCK and the gates go up without us. We were both centered and for NO ******* REASON it goes up without us. The setup we fight? Double BM hunter.
It really made my day at how ******* awful the typical hunter is, hell **** hunters, 99% of people that play this game are awful. I start casting hots hoping that we'd get teleported up, we don't.
I put up 3 stacks of life bloom, 1 rejuv, and a regrowth on both of us. My partner tells me on vent, "no ******* point let them win, **** ORG". I say, "Stay, for the lulz".
Their pets were unable to get to us, but the ranged damage alone was retarded. So these retarded bads are split dpsing us probably loling at us on vent. After around 30 seconds (I had already used my innervate after spamming hots + a few nourishes on both of us) they finally decided,
TO FOCUS DPS ON ONE OF US (in this case me). I proceed to die after 5 seconds of focus fire. My partner dies shortly after. I see the score board flash, "-27 points".
I get 1900 as resto druid mutilate rogue because I decide, "Kk, damage is still ******* retarded, slightly less retarded now that I have one of the most op damage on my side".
Gates open in org arena and me and my partner both get STUCK and the gates go up without us. We were both centered and for NO ******* REASON it goes up without us. The setup we fight? Double BM hunter.
It really made my day at how ******* awful the typical hunter is, hell **** hunters, 99% of people that play this game are awful. I start casting hots hoping that we'd get teleported up, we don't.
I put up 3 stacks of life bloom, 1 rejuv, and a regrowth on both of us. My partner tells me on vent, "no ******* point let them win, **** ORG". I say, "Stay, for the lulz".
Their pets were unable to get to us, but the ranged damage alone was retarded. So these retarded bads are split dpsing us probably loling at us on vent. After around 30 seconds (I had already used my innervate after spamming hots + a few nourishes on both of us) they finally decided,
TO FOCUS DPS ON ONE OF US (in this case me). I proceed to die after 5 seconds of focus fire. My partner dies shortly after. I see the score board flash, "-27 points".
knives Dec 27, 2008 at 11:02 pm
+2 votes
"when you consider that Dark Pact (taking mana from your pet, the Warlock spell) still destealths everyone within 100 yards"
This never used to happen is this just with 3.0 or wotlk. Need to try this thanks.
This never used to happen is this just with 3.0 or wotlk. Need to try this thanks.
Kelberot Dec 27, 2008 at 11:20 pm
+2 votes
Yeah, can't stand ghostcrawler. Everytime he posts anything pvp related I die a little.
He said was that CC was so powerful that it wasn't intended to happen so much, and that's the reason they added so many CC breaks. So now you have all the CC breaks (hello double BW/AMS/Icebound Fortitude/BoFreedom) PLUS the fact that damage is so out of control its very common to be gibbed by mage/rogue teams that don't even know they can blind or counterspell people.
No one is happy with this new PVP (besides rogues), but they don't want to change it for some reason. All the massive spell resists on mages, melee damage, ghouls, sigh... barely feel like playing anymore.
He said was that CC was so powerful that it wasn't intended to happen so much, and that's the reason they added so many CC breaks. So now you have all the CC breaks (hello double BW/AMS/Icebound Fortitude/BoFreedom) PLUS the fact that damage is so out of control its very common to be gibbed by mage/rogue teams that don't even know they can blind or counterspell people.
No one is happy with this new PVP (besides rogues), but they don't want to change it for some reason. All the massive spell resists on mages, melee damage, ghouls, sigh... barely feel like playing anymore.
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