JK I'm Blizzard. We're one change away from 1600 Superstars running around in full Deadly.

Okay, firstly, I don't know how anyone can say that this new system is even remotely good.

It's a piece of ****, and if you like it, so are you (sry jasi).

I know it's been beaten to death, but changing in in the middle of the ******* season? What a complete ******* joke.

I am amazed at Blizzards ability to continually **** on the non-retarded-hippopotamus (NRH's for the purpose of this blog) population, and especially at how most of us seem to lie there and eagerly take it like Estel takes a bi-weekly dicking from an elderly Cuban man.

RETARDS AHOY, TOOT TOOT, CHANGE NUMBER 1

When the 3 arena sets were announced in TBC, I, and I assume almost all of the general NRH populace thought it was pretty good. Introducing ratings on the weapons and shoulders were great, and having an entire set for the top end PVPers seemed really cool (like Duckers). Of course, the stats couldn't be too amazing or it would promote an even larger seperation of the good v bad players. However, symbolism (and hopefully COOL looks) was enough.

So, the set costs from between 2k to 2150 to buy. A little low to be honest, I would have prefered 2050-2250 or something, but whatever. This is a positive change.

JK I'm Blizzard.

Okay so a 25 man boss that can be pugged by a group of retards whose top DPS doesn't break 2k drops THREE OUT OF FIVE pieces of Deadly. Gear that you're supposed to be 1970+ to get.... So now we have people in full greens / heroic blues with THREE PIECES OF DEADLY gear running around, BEFORE THE ******* SEASON HAS EVEN STARTED. COOL MAN.

Meanwhile on my Priest, I've done VOA (10 and 25 man) every single week since the FIRST WEEK WOTLK WAS RELEASED, and I have never seen a single piece of hateful or deadly gear drop.

Whatever, PVE sucks, and they still can't get Shoulders or Weapons or anything like that.

JK I'm Blizzard.

"We felt that even though Rival keyturning Hunters, Mages, Rogues, DK's and Paladins are able to reach 2k, the Deadly Gear is just too darn hard to get. We have now reduced the Deadly Gear to a more suitable rating that is closer to what it was in Arena Season 3."

Oh okay then. That's pretty weird and **** that you would randomly decide to do that, but it's not the complete end of the world I guess.

I GOT MY FOOT STUCK IN THE ESCALATOR, CHANGE NUMBER 2

Man. That change was pretty ******* ****ty. 2050 shoulders... Lower PR needed than S4. Oh well, at least complete and utter retards won't be able to get them I guess.

JK I'm Blizzard.

"We noticed some players were having a hard time progressing up through the arena rankings, especially now that so many people have suddenly become ten times more skilled at PvP this season - we hope this new point system remedies any and all problems, as we have essentially made it absolutely impossible to lose rating."

Ah okay. Aside from the absolute cluster-rape that was the first day or 2 with Blizzards "BRAND NEW ARENA SYSTEM" (I still see people in the 1700s with Flawless Victor) they have changed it yet again, and have actually commented that "OKAY WE'RE DONE, IT'S FIXED FOR REAL THIS TEAM".

Win 18 every game. That's pretty cool I guess, I was only getting 10 before. Lose 6-7. Hmmm.

SO... Basically with this new genius system, you could go 2-4 at 2000, and go up 8 points. In fact, you could go 2-5 and stay at the same rating.

That's pretty cool I guess.

Basically with this new FINAL system, anyone who can sustain a win ratio of 33% or more will gain rating.

Glancing at the BG9 ladder, the teams that have been top 10 all season but haven't played this week have already been knocked back to 30th+. INSANE RATING INFLATION HERE WE COME.

SO WHAT THE **** IS YOUR POINT YOU FAT ****?

Pretty much the lowering of Deadly gear, and this new BS system, I'm pretty sure that 1700-1800 teams will reach 2050. Congratations Blizzard you've finally made it so anyone can "succeed" in arena.

Oh, and stop ******* using the word "casual". Just say bad. Because I'm pretty ******* sure you can play 30 games a week and hit 2200. In fact, find me an arena player who even logs onto this **** game outside of a couple hours of arena, or PVE raiding (because Ulduar is probably going to be harder than 2400) and I'll find you a 9/10 woman who doesn't fight off the urge to vomit when they see me naked.