Ain't no thing, but a Chkn Ming

For a long time I've shied away from any topic related to Ming.  I've stopped reading Ming's blog altogether.  My feelings are, any traffic that I would personally bring to game riot would only help his cause.  Helping Ming's cause is not something I particularly want to be responsible for.  Although I know this will only bring more traffic to the sess pool of filth that makes up the majority of gameriot, this was too good to ignore.  In enters Shaunconnery.  Shaunconnery, a long time native of Tichondrius has created many works of art related to WoW, but this could be his master piece.

If you're not familiar with Terry "Boogers" White aka Ming (pictured below, LOL) here are some of his blogs:

http://www.gameriot.com/blogs/World-of-Ming/Mings-BC-Beta-Journal-17-Ming-vs-Nitrana-Yao-vs-Amare/
http://www.gameriot.com/blogs/World-of-Ming/Ming-to-Remain-in-Shanghai/
http://www.gameriot.com/blogs/World-of-Ming/True-Love-In-Azeroth/

Pay special attention to the the last blog entitled "True Love in Azeroth".  It heavily influences the introduction of the song.

I've never liked Ming.  He's unjustifiably pompous and arrogant.  He claims his earnings are much higher than they are in reality (http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=4311056203&postId=43106403404&sid=1#21).  He's been bashing on me for a long time now.   Since WSG days in fact http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=34775844&postId=347828671&sid=1#0).  Ming is the kid in your class that does anything to get attention.  He's the kid that will dig up an earthworm and gobble it up, just so he can sit near you at Lunch.  He's the kid no one has the heart to tell him no one likes him.  But, unlike the poor pathetic kid, no one feels sorry for Ming.  He brings it on himself.

Okay, no more delaying.  Without further interruption, Shaunconnery presents Ain't no thing but a Chikn Ming: http://www.myspace.com/shaunconnery

"So I’m reading this online blog, world of ming dot com/
****’s got me so pissed, I finna go and drop bombs/
You’ll get ****in’ smashed by weapons and plate/
For every second it takes for you to mention Naruto in every reference you make/
I’d lay off the Ninjitsu, and off of the Ninja Stars/
Cuz I’d use Sharingan to see you for the ***** you are/
And I got a fact that’ll make this ***** girl hide/
You’re ranked zero, while Nitrana is Ranked 1 World wide?
Need I repeat that? Worldwide, mother******/
Your opinions ain’t worth ****, you’re really just another sucker/
How can you compare yourself to Yao Ming, you dumb ***/
You ain’t even tall enough to headbutt him in his nutsack/
So you’re an NYC day trader? You’re not a day trader/
You’re a gay waiter, who takes it in the ass to get paid later/
So you can start sucking for tips, cuz Ghostflame provided me with a pic/
And word is on the street dawg, you ugly as ****/
This little ***** looking like he got a hair line/
From consistent air time in front of an airport jet at an airline/
If you’re WoW’s Jackie Chan, I guess that makes me Chris Tucker/
Look at his lips pucker, what a champion dick sucker/
You got a sour look, so there’s something I’mma suggest to you/
When your boy cleans his dick, make sure you rinse the lemon juice huh/
I’ll see you in the streets, consider this ****** warned/
Cuz you got a forehead big enough for me to draw an atlas on/
Nobody wants an interview, Girls flinch at the hint of you/
And I suddenly realize why you love being a ninja too/
It’s obvious I’m right, you see/
Cuz if I was ugly as you, I’d base my living off of nobody catching a sight of me/
Nobody takes anything you say for being dope kid/
You don’t come across correct, all you did was come across a boat *****/
You talk about race and ninjas, that’s a loose link/
I don’t really give a ****, ok so you’re *****
He’s the type that you’d think/
Would /salute the weapons trainer in Stormwind just because his ******* name is Woo Ping/
Yeah I said it, you’re the type to be nothing but fruit/
And make an egg ‘roll’ joke everytime you random a hundred for loot/
I don’t know why you think you’re sick with it/
I’mma take the word bg9 outta your mouth, and replace that with a ******* dick in it/
If I got a dime everytime this pantomime mentioned bg9/
I’d have enough to buy this *** a flight to Shanghai/
Speaking of which, I know you ain’t freakin dat *****/
You ain’t really see anyone, you just took off a weekend to ditch/
You said her momma’s diggin you, but the other parent is like/
Someone who thinks you’re like a pile of ****, at least he got the comparison right/
You love to use wow **** when you talk about real life/
So lemme adopt your game for a second here while I still write/
Is your girl gonna cheap shot you? She the shadowstep version?/
Did she gouge her ******* eyes out when she saw you in person/
I’d vanish if I was you, Evasion would help watch your health/
And I’d do your girl a ******* favor and never ever come outta stealth/
You heard me right, you’re just an apparent homo/
That needs to stop talking about noto, and calling Noktyn Jared Fogle/
The difference between the both of you is clear as reality/
There’s one thing he has that you don’t, and that’s Calories/
And skills, fame, rep, first place, and actually/
He has another thing over your dumbass, and that’s Strategy/
So look in the glass before you open that jaw of yours/
A cheap laugh is the reason why anyone ever visits your awful boards/
And by the way, I’m half Vietnamese and half Chinese/
But I’ll ******* shoot myself if I ever let you represent the second half of me/
Tich-Guild Notorious."