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by briyan, Level 45
Last updated at June 25, 2008, 3:20 pm
Most WoW players are heading into the second half of 2008 with the knowledge that "the next big thing" is on the horizon.  The pending release of the WotLK expansion means the level cap is going up, everyones gear will be reset, and nothing else is really going to change within today's WoW.  With the end in sight, many players will be taking a break until the expansion is released, knowing they will get back into it at that point.

Try Something New This Summer: A Comedy Club

As we head into the summer with the knowledge that WoW interest is temporarily diminished and most major sports are out of season (see my earlier post, The Worst Season Begins), you may be looking for some new activities.  I would encourage all of you, if you live near any major city, to visit a comedy club.

Go With Your Buds, Or A Lady Friend

Comedy is great either way: you can have a good time with your friends, but it can also be an enjoyable date scenario in the right situations.  There are a few reasons that this works out well:

Alcoholic Drinks

These are served at nearly all comedy clubs, and of course alcohol is known to relax the inhibitions and exaggerate the sense of humor.  Many people hang out with friends and have drinks on a regular basis, so why not try it here?  Obvious benefits if you are taking a lady to the club, a few drinks may loosen her up and make conversation easier.

The Most Vile Language You've Ever Heard

Worth the price of admission all on its own.  Comedy clubs are, in a sense, like the Barrens chat of RL, but populated with folks in their 20s rather than 12 year olds.  No highbrow commentary and maturity here; anything goes and nearly every topic will end up with some seriously graphic sexual content.  Comfortable territory for you and your buds, and all of the sexual jokes can help "break the ice" if you have a lady along, making it easier to steer conversations in that direction later on. 

I might add that nearly every comic I've seen makes several jokes during the show about what women should do to please a man -- sometimes they are outrageous but it's good to have this fresh in your lady's mind if things go that way!  Not always stuff you might bring up on your own, but the comic can help plant the ideas in her head.

Make Sure To Start With An Established Act...

If you're not a regular on the comedy club scene, there may be a few things to keep in mind when you want to get some people together and go for the first time.  One tip is to track down a fairly popular headline act, rather than just going at random to see whoever is there.  If a comic has developed a following, they are more likely to be funny, and this will be key so your first outings don't flop.

The typical routine at a comedy show is to have a couple small acts go on before the main act, and this works out well because if the first guys are so-so, the contrast will make the main act seem even better, and if they are all great, then you still win.  Some "main acts" will bring openers with them, other shows will just feature a few small-time local comics for the opening.  Either way, these openings acts may be your glimpse of a future headliner if you're lucky.

...But Don't Go Too Big

You'll probably have a better time overall if you avoid giant mega-stars in the auditorium setting, when they are recording a TV special, or something along those lines.  You don't want to go check guys who have already cashed out of the game like Jeff Foxworthy, Jerry Seinfeld, Eddie Murphy, or other guys that are uber-famous.  It's just not the same atmosphere.  You want a smaller, more intimate club setting, where you can be seated 10-20 feet from the guy on the stage and have realistic interaction with the audience.

Comics I Can Recommend

I have picked out three shows I have enjoyed most over the last couple years as starter recommendations.  Each of these guys is a pretty well-known name and does go on tour, so you may be able to see one of their shows if they hit your area.

* Joe Rogan
* Pablo Francisco
* Russell Peters

Comics I DO NOT Recommend

These guys are also pretty well-known, but I don't think they make for a very good show.  Sometimes guys get famous in comedy for seemingly no real reason, and it all feels a little weird, a little derivative, and a little watered down.  Everyone has his own tastes, of course, and I'm just giving you mine.

* Dane Cook
* Carlos Mencia
* Larry the Cable Guy

Give It A Try

I would encourage all of you to go check out your local comedy clubs, see a few shows, and let people here know how it went.  Any further recommendations of comics or venues in major cities would be great to get people started.
     
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Nobbeh
Nobbeh Jun 25, 2008 at 3:33 pm
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Russel peters is legendary, ahaha!
briyan
briyan Jun 25, 2008 at 5:12 pm
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Do you guys know him over there in Euroland?
Nobbeh
Nobbeh Jun 25, 2008 at 5:13 pm
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Yup, well i was actually found out about him through my Bi indian friend who linked me the gay indian bit :p
Maker
Maker Jun 25, 2008 at 4:02 pm
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Joe Rogan's actually funny?  If he's anything like when he's on the UFC, I wouldn't even bother.  I'm open to giving him a chance though.
Godsmak
Godsmak Jun 25, 2008 at 4:43 pm
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He's a announcer in the UFC, color commentary, not really standup.

With that said Joe Rogan is a funny dude and a good guy if you meet him.
briyan
briyan Jun 25, 2008 at 4:46 pm
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He does standup comedy, yes, he has done it for a long time.  You should check out the show.  The UFC announcing is a separate gig, obviously he can't be the same on there.
Godsmak
Godsmak Jun 25, 2008 at 5:08 pm
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heh I meant he doesn't do standup while he is announcing... obviously. I've known Joe since he was doing UFC announcing for free when the UFC almost didn't make it.
briyan
briyan Jun 25, 2008 at 5:12 pm
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Godsmak
Godsmak Jun 25, 2008 at 5:28 pm
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No you're not, my incorrect was for wording I meant what.
Klynx
Klynx Jun 25, 2008 at 4:34 pm
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These are served at nearly all comedy clubs, and of course alcohol is
known to relax the inhibitions and exaggerate the sense of humor.  Many
people hang out with friends and have drinks on a regular basis, so why
not try it here?  Obvious benefits if you are taking a lady to the
club, a few drinks may loosen her up and make conversation easier.


Just don't drive home after drinking anything, I learned that the hard way last week.

CHECK ROMA VICTOR'S LIFE E-CASUAL THIS WEEKEND TO READ MY ACCOUNT!
briyan
briyan Jun 25, 2008 at 4:56 pm
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Epidemic Obesity does not condone drinking and driving under any circumstances.  Still, I am curious, were you with a lady friend, or no?
Klynx
Klynx Jun 25, 2008 at 5:01 pm
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Still, I am curious, were you with a lady friend, or no?

Yes, my girlfriend, and she was driven home in another squad car while yet another officer drove my car back to her apartment.  The other, non-dick officers felt so badly about how I was totally plucked out of a long line of cars on some bull**** reason about some roadblock that didn't exist - so they went out of their way to avoid impounding my car or stranding my cute crying girlfriend.

So to answer your question, yes.
briyan
briyan Jun 25, 2008 at 5:02 pm
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Ouch, did the other office rape your girlfriend while she was passed out?  I saw that once on Law & Order.  I would file a lawsuit if I were you.
Klynx
Klynx Jun 25, 2008 at 5:09 pm
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Msth
Msth Jun 25, 2008 at 5:02 pm
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I wouldn't read Klynx's blog unless I somehow wanted my eyes to bleed and sense of humor to diminish.

Pitiful that you have to actually ADVERTISE your posts.
Klynx
Klynx Jun 25, 2008 at 5:13 pm
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Pitiful that you have to actually ADVERTISE your posts.

Vir, the current top non-gameriot-employee in number of unique hits, advertises for his posts incessantly.  Do you have any grasp on the impact of advertising, exposure and promotion in general?  My guess is no.
Godsmak
Godsmak Jun 25, 2008 at 5:30 pm
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That is pretty pathetic Vir is on top of anything except some nasty over-weight slug, then that would be normal.
briyan
briyan Jun 25, 2008 at 5:18 pm
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Pitiful that you have to actually ADVERTISE your posts.


Well I think it's a bit of a stretch to call it advertising... he mentions it in a comment on my unimportant blog, I dunno.  Not many eyes will see that comment.
mujiYEAHcreo
mujiYEAHcreo Jun 25, 2008 at 6:57 pm
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teach us how to watch tv next

also on the offchance anyone with a brain doesnt avoid this guys blogs doug stanhope & reginald d hunter > *
briyan
briyan Jun 25, 2008 at 7:03 pm
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Hey that's not nice muji =\

Thanks for the additional recommendations... I will have to check out those two as I have not seen either.   Youtube is handy for scouting these days =)
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