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by Yiska, Level 55
Last updated at September 28, 2009, 11:34 am
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So much for the stuff that has been important to me lately, let's get WoW related, shall we?
WoW's five most ridiculous imbalances of all time
This list is probably very subjective and I'm probably missing tons. Feel free to make your own list in the comments. I'm an e-sports gramps, cut me some slack if I forgot the most obvious ones. Let's go.
5. Arcane Mages
Arcane Mages are the masters of one-shotting. While I feel that 3.0 Arcane Mages weren't totally out of control, they still deserve a spot in this list, considering they have been pretty retarded back in vanilla. Some of you might still remember Gegon's double use trinket AP pom pyro movie in WSG that pretty always one-hitted the flag carrier. Blizzard reacted by giving spellpower on use trinkets a shared cooldown. I remember respeccing AP Frost for WSG weekends and every time we'd go in the big battle, my leader always told me to grab the berserker buff and just kill the enemy flag carrier which was successful about 80% of the time. Fun times, but I have to admit that we were totally out of control which makes them my personal #5
4. Death Knights of S5
Do I really need to say more? I remember how people made up these fake dialogues with the head developer and his son who caught his dad cheating on his mom and blackmailed him into buffing his class, which was Shaman. Looking at DK back in S5, this story sounded way more probable. Waterwalk for the entire group, self heals, a ranged 1/4 life damaging ability that also puts a dot on the target (Icy Touch) plus two pets of which one had high utility while the other one was an unreal damage source and on top of that being able to completely shut down with an ability that they use in their normal damage rotation. Laugh out loud. I didn't even mention Deathgrip, AMS, Lichborne and IB. The reason this is not higher on the list, is because of the period the have been this overpowered. In season 6 I felt they weren't such a force anymore and because of that they are my number 4 on the list of the most ridiculous imbalances of all time.
3. Top Notch PvE rogues / Rogues before Dagger normalization
Some of you might not remember but if you had an early rank 14 rogue before the dagger normalization, this **** was absolutely retarded. They didn't even stealth anymore. Sadly I lost the video but I had footage of a full rank 14 rogue going 50-0 in AB just standing at the spawn doing one back stab and their enemy fell over. Every single one of them. It was a song of dying Orcs and Undeads. Maybe you remember the Shanker every Rogue ran around with because the dagger speed wasn't normalized yet. Now think of the grand marshal/high warlord weapon which had quite some more DPS and was even slower as far as I remember. While it never got as ridiculous again, Season 3 & 4 with 4/4 and glaive set were pretty close. Insane mobility, MS, control to a point where Threk's were on the edge of committing suicide and still being able to out damage anyone on the battlefield over two seasons. Granted, you had to PvE for it, but those who did were absolutely out of control making them my 3rd spot.
2. Macestun Warrior / Resto druids
This is kind of an odd one, but I feel they are weaved together as one of the most retarded **** ever. (and top 6 doesn't sound as good as top 5, heh). The reign of their synergy began in Season 2 when people found out that Paladins actually weren't even that good and on top of that the got in some pretty heavy nerfs with shorter duration for Blessing of Freedom, etc. The era of Resto Druids and Mace stun Warriors began and shouldn't stop until the very end of TBC. Be it WLD or WRD in the tournament scene, these comps were pretty much out of control for a long time. Not only were Warriors extremely overpowered, even more in the later seasons with the introduction of armor penetration, but also they have been the kings of RNG and quite some matches in the offline tournament scene were won by the infamous well timed mace stuns and also their ability to constantly sit on a target like Noktyn on a box of donuts (High five? I missed that phrase so much). This coupled with the inability to go oom, to be chain CC'd or die if played properly (sup Hafu), these two classes absolutely dominated the living **** out of WoW in TBC making them my #2 on the list of the most ridiculous imbalances in WoW.
1. Gimmick Paladins of Wrath till 3.2.2
As you might know I played Mage a couple of years until Season 5 when the retardation that were Paladin (gimmick) specs started and I rerolled as fast as Noktyn. It all started with retribution of 3.0 and even Fotm/(now Milf)-Hunter Kintt Arthur saw himself forced into creating one for himself to cheese it up in an offline tournament. (Side note: Rumours say, if you searched for "Kintt%" on the US Armory and rerolled the most recently created character, you were always surfing on top of the imbalance wave.) The front load damage that Retribution Paladins were able to ditch out in relation to the HP pool were absolutely out of control and that remained for quite a bit until the changes to judgements. Casino procs weren't as devastating anymore and people learned how to deal with Retribution Paladins, which moved them in a state of being "broken". While Ret lost some pace, the Ret/Holy spec was running at full speed, especially in the 2vs2 bracket. Un-oom'able and pretty good synergy with the kings of season 5 - Hunters, DK's and Feral Druids. On top of that they were the best healer to deal with the insane burst that were coming out of pretty much everybody. Blizzard took action and moved Infusion of Light higher in the tree, making them easier to kill. Paladins, as creative as they are, came up with one of the most skill-less specs of all time: Prot/Holy. Being able to survive a single DPS no matter what he does by simply pressing their flash of light button on top of Sacred Shield with 4t8 bonus while being countered in every possible cast, that was something not even druids were capable off in TBC. Add a relatively high damage instant silence and a 20 sec hammer on top of it, plus the inability to go oom while only being limited due to the 50% Healing reduction of Divine Plea and you got yourself a fine faceroll class. Surely some players play the class way better than others, but never was it so easy to get high ranked in 2vs2 and Blizzard gave in. "Paladins of Wrath, you are too creative, we need to remove their 2s bracket for good" Ghostcrawler said while swinging around the white flag and the #1 of my most ridiculous imbalances in WoW was crowned.
Honorable mentions: SL/SL Locks, Survival Hunters of S5, Double BM Hunters, Feral Druid of S5, Priests of End S5 beginning S6.
ArenaCast goes Gotfrag
They finally made the move and while other misinformed bloggers proclaimed death on ArenaCast, sly hosts JP McDaniel and Keith Trahan knew better as you can see here. One line caught my interest:
"Well, this means we’ll be able to broadcast matches (not sure about the frequency of this yet) on the MLG Tournament Realm."
With both hosts of ArenaCast also being a major part of MLG's WoW tournament coverage, this move not only made sense, but also might be a hint to the qualification tournament that Eurospective reported about earlier. Shoutcasting for their qualification tournament? According to Eurospective's sources they are ahead of the ESL here as currently it's not sure who or if the ESL qualifying tournament will be broadcasted at all as far as I am informed.
Now if both could learn from each other we would have two top notch tournaments, with fair conditions for every continent while at the same time being broad- & shoutcasted making it a nice way to cover the year with sweet WoW events.
Back to topic, I hope Kintt will be up for at least a couple of shows, since I always thought he provided great insight while at the same time being very enjoyable to listen to, even more when Serennia was on air as well.
No matter how it turns out, listening to ArenaCast while I'm sitting in the train to the city were I study always was great way to spend the time and I caught myself smirking quite a bit, while other passengers were looking at me like I was high or drunk. I'm pretty sure as long as both hosts are on board, the show will be fun to listen to, essentially covering everything you need to know especially about the American WoW scene in an hour per week.
Maybe I will put it on while jogging, which I of course still do if you were wondering if I'm still sticking to my word. Soon I will provide the ultimate evidence. Yiska out.
PS. If you were thinking about watching Jennifer's Body: DON'T! It's awful.

127 comments
Vir Sep 28, 2009 at 11:43 am
-1 votes
Holy Paladins in Season 1 and before arenas were pretty OP when it came to PvP healing.
But yeah, prot/holy was ******* retarded.
But yeah, prot/holy was ******* retarded.
sofuckingshit Sep 28, 2009 at 2:21 pm
+0 votes
Sraaz Sep 28, 2009 at 6:54 pm
+1 votes
i saw jennifer's body high and it was still terrible.
meg looked good though.
meg looked good though.
Guidor Sep 29, 2009 at 3:16 am
+1 votes
Holy paladins in season 1 weren't that amazing, they were average it's just people hadn't learnt to interrupt and CC chain and so forth, and no one had resilience, so a class that doesn't rely too much on resilience does pretty well.
Paladins season 5 same **** really, bubble was the difference between winning and losing. Their abilities by themselves weren't THAT overpowered, when you consider some of the offensive power of priests and cyclone chaining droods. Paladins either are terrible or too good, I think it's mostly due to bubble, but also the fact that they don't have that many awesome base abilities, and rely on their talent trees a hell of a lot.
Paladins season 5 same **** really, bubble was the difference between winning and losing. Their abilities by themselves weren't THAT overpowered, when you consider some of the offensive power of priests and cyclone chaining droods. Paladins either are terrible or too good, I think it's mostly due to bubble, but also the fact that they don't have that many awesome base abilities, and rely on their talent trees a hell of a lot.
Smil3r Sep 28, 2009 at 11:45 am
-2 votes
Shaman frostshock kiting before snares got diminishing returns each time you cast them. You could cast frost shock snaring for 8 seconds with a 5 second cooldown. More imba than some specific arena combo in a certain season.
yoyot Sep 28, 2009 at 4:41 pm
+1 votes
Sure it doesn't have DR's now (used to have for quite some time though). But you have to consider the numbers of gapclosers/ranged slows there are in the game today. It's nowhere near as useful it was then, when intercept was the only spell of its kind.
Smil3r Sep 28, 2009 at 11:46 am
+0 votes
Warlocks fear before diminishing returns; again more imba than anything on the list.
Durnak Sep 28, 2009 at 11:50 am
+1 votes
not even worth to watch it for megan´s body? damn that must be a bad movie.
Uthgar Sep 28, 2009 at 11:50 am
+1 votes
Warriors in Vanilla WOW before normalization and windfury nerf. Autoattack, Windfury, MS, windfury, spam hamstring... all with 30% crit rate. OMG THAT PRIEST JUST DISSAPEARED... I dint blow any cooldowns... intercept that warlock!
Was a joke... really!
Was a joke... really!
Vir Sep 28, 2009 at 12:46 pm
+1 votes
Uthgar said
Warriors in Vanilla WOW before normalization and windfury nerf. Autoattack, Windfury, MS, windfury, spam hamstring... all with 30% crit rate. OMG THAT PRIEST JUST DISSAPEARED... I dint blow any cooldowns... intercept that warlock!
Was a joke... really!
Was a joke... really!
Ghork Sep 28, 2009 at 12:56 pm
+0 votes
this was in beta, but a bug with shamans with both wf and wf totem stacking causing 7 extra attacks on wf. that was pretty op as well
Silz Sep 28, 2009 at 1:26 pm
+0 votes
theres was also a PTR bug somewhere where typhoon had no mana cost or GCD. Oops.
Levidian Sep 28, 2009 at 1:31 pm
-1 votes
Remember all the HWL/GM warriors that just queued up BGs with a couple pocket healers and did like 3v10 battles?
Kappadozius Sep 28, 2009 at 11:51 am
+1 votes
D&D glyphs aoe macestun would certainly flesh out the stupidity that S5 DKs have been, maybe spamable BB for desteath or the pet bug that destealths everyone in a 100y radius aswell :P
teekala Sep 28, 2009 at 11:55 am
+2 votes
Hmm I dont see how priests got as high as honorable mention in your list. Care to elaborate?
Yiska Sep 28, 2009 at 10:11 pm
+2 votes
Really? Well I think Zilea's whining and *****ing about Billian made it feel like an eternity.
Gritchy Sep 28, 2009 at 10:08 pm
+1 votes
the priest rogue surge was also because of nerfs to bad pally/dks etc with really high mmrs. Sure, priests were op healers, but that level of overpoweredness is present all the time, and really didnt deserve the mention as the really ridiculous balance problems are in a totally different league :P
Rintrah Sep 28, 2009 at 11:59 am
+1 votes
Pretty sure when WoW was new you could spam Polymorph on an enemy player over and over and over basically forcing them to log out and hope you get too bored to camp them any longer.
Vir Sep 28, 2009 at 12:02 pm
+1 votes
Hey, has anyone died of swine flu in Germany? They're reporting 20k cases, but no deaths according this racket:
http://ecdc.europa.eu/en/healthtopics/Pages/Influenza_A(H1N1)_Outbreak_Table.aspx
http://ecdc.europa.eu/en/healthtopics/Pages/Influenza_A(H1N1)_Outbreak_Table.aspx
Vir Sep 28, 2009 at 12:44 pm
+1 votes
clearly you guys are Übermensch! Either that or your country is full of ****. 
Yiska Sep 28, 2009 at 12:48 pm
+1 votes
I had swineflu myself and have a couple of friends who had it as well. It's not really a big deal. Why would be possibly make up these numbers?
Vir Sep 28, 2009 at 1:33 pm
+0 votes
Yiska said
I had swineflu myself and have a couple of friends who had it as well. It's not really a big deal. Why would be possibly make up these numbers?
Here are the US numbers according to the CDC for the last month:
http://www.cdc.gov/h1n1flu/updates/us/#totalcases
teekala Sep 28, 2009 at 1:37 pm
+1 votes
Well poor people in eu generally have much better life conditions than in u.s. Normal healthy people shouldnt die to swine flu. Had it myself couple weeks ago too btw.
Vir Sep 28, 2009 at 2:02 pm
-1 votes
said
Well poor people in eu generally have much better life conditions than in u.s. Normal healthy people shouldnt die to swine flu. Had it myself couple weeks ago too btw.
http://www.sacbee.com/news/story/2071046.html
This could be the reason:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cytokine_storm#Role_in_pandemic_deaths
Yiska Sep 28, 2009 at 2:07 pm
+1 votes
Vir said
I won't bother even addressing the ignorant statement about "life conditions" in the United States. As for your claim that healthy people shouldn't die from the swine flu, that's misinformation as well. They really don't know why, but the swine flu is killing healthy people
http://www.sacbee.com/news/story/2071046.html
This could be the reason:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cytokine_storm#Role_in_pandemic_deaths
http://www.sacbee.com/news/story/2071046.html
This could be the reason:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cytokine_storm#Role_in_pandemic_deaths
Yiska Sep 28, 2009 at 1:41 pm
+1 votes
We just had a report about the first women to ever die because of swineflu 5 hours ago. According this, yes we didn't have a single death before that.
Fun story, a comedian recently **** all over our media by pretending to have swineflu and that he felt discriminated because of that and many news stations picked that up. Pretty hilarious.
Fun story, a comedian recently **** all over our media by pretending to have swineflu and that he felt discriminated because of that and many news stations picked that up. Pretty hilarious.
Vir Sep 28, 2009 at 2:04 pm
+1 votes
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