Behind The Scenes - LET'S PARTY

Acceptance.  Pretty sure all of us have looked for it at one point or another.  I remember in the first grade I really wanted to be cool, so I stole some Star Wars Lego's from our classroom and brought them home to add to my Knights of the Old Republic battlefield that was currently undergoing construction.  Only problem was I wasn't so cool when my mom realized my jedi's suddenly had 28 extra light sabers, and I was forced to take them back to class the next day and apologize to my teacher and her hot ass student teacher for stealing from the classroom.

But that is besides the point.

http://wowriot.gameriot.com/blogs/Tigglebiggles-Rants/SERENNIA-NICE-PUKE-DUDELOL/

Now, I know the drama has been beaten to death here.  Serennia had a beer (yeah, I'm assuming it was his first time drinking based upon his classy Indian style sitting position, and the lack of control he has for his bodily functions) and threw up, his e-buds were there to tell him "it will be ok pal!" and were there to comfort him.  But him throwing up isn't what kept me laughing at these pictures for a good 17 minutes, but rather the atmosphere of this here "kickin' partay."

I'm not really sure about many of you, but to me these pictures look like the same pictures I saw from the first party I went to at the end of 8th grade.  1/2 the people holding a beer can, the other 1/2 looking bewildered at those that are holding beers, trying to figure out if this new substance is really that much fun.  You have the 1 guy there who thinks he knows what he's doing playing beer pong, but really he's just chuckin ping pong balls around the room hoping one of them lands in the cup, in which case he yells things like "THATS HOW WE DO IT MUTHA ****AS" or "YOU JUST GOT CURBSTOMPED BP STYLE" when really he has no idea what he's doing in the first place.  That person here would be Noktyn, and you can consider that whole situation nothing but some run of the mill RNG irl.


You then have your bystanders.  The guys who don't want to drink, don't know how to socialize, but want to be a part of the action.  You could assume that this would be your Neilyo, your Glickz, and other "i'd rather just be playin' WoW right now" kinda guys.  The game is fun bros, but let's face it - SOMETIMES YOU JUST GOTTA PARTY.


To be honest, i'm not really sure where these guys even got alcohol from.  The only person who looks somewhat over 21 is Noktyn, but I have a feeling he isn't the generous mofo that would buy alcohol for the whole floor.  My guess is some douchnozzle like The Godfather thought to himself, "man, i'll be the cool sponsor and buy all my guys drinks!" and before he knew it, the word had traveled and he was suddenly cleaning up Serennia's doo doo on the floor.  That, or they all just drank one of those little bottles in the mini-bar and got hammered, cuz apparently that's all it takes for these guys to start groovin'.  But none of it matters, once Serennia's mom see's his slanty eyed ass drunk as fk on GameRiot, his ass is gonna get whipped with a rice spoon.


Every day some new kid comes on GameRiot proclaiming he's super cool irl, has tons O' friends, and would "so kick everyone's ass at a tournament."  My question is, where are all you "cool" people?  So far i've yet to see pics from a tournament that makes it seem like a super fun atmosphere to go hang out at, because I can't find a single person in any picture that looks like they have any social skills whatsoever.  Hopefully at the next tournament these guys can figure out how to upgrade to at least the Sophomore level of partying, cuz i've never been down with the whole "here's a sip of wine OH MY GAWD I"M SO TIPSY OH MY GOD TEE HEE" kinda vibe.  But it's cool that these pics got hosted - now I know what i'm not missing.

Serennia hunched over like a god damn kinder gardener who just ate too much Elmers Glue and just threw it all back up on the floor in front of all his peers.