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I couldn't get past the first paragraph.

You're probably the most unintelligent human with access to the internet I've ever had the displeasure of coming in contact with. Please hang yourself and save the decent human beings the embarrassment of being the same species as you.

 

Grats on getting offended because you probably are part of another religious sect.  Don't you have to wake up at 5 am and face east or something?  Or am I getting that confused with the religion that thinks their God is an almighty cow.

Or you work at hot topic.  One of the 3.

 

Or I'm not a retarded ******* bigot who makes broad generalizations about non Christians and feels a need to get on the internet and tell everyone else that they're into biracial kiddy porn (you seem to know alot about what you say others are in to, bee tee dub).

Stop ****ting up gameriot, that's what ming is for. Hang yourself and purge the gene pool of your supreme douchebaggery.

 

He doesn't have to be offended to not get past the first paragraph. You just have to see bad writing. Sorry :|

 

I enjoyed it, partly reminds me of my family.  Good stuff!

 

lol @ poor people

 

Wow, I got promoted from mature kid to adult about 5 years ago, way to fail Exitec.

 

Bro I know, I tried.  But see I got side promoted to "babysitter" so I had to stay at the younger table and intercept flying food n shyt.

But it earned me some extra dessert and a less pissed off mom for when I decided to throw the food back.  So it all worked out.

 

Oh that was so funny. I love it when people mock those less fortunate. Now excuse me while I wipe my ass with money and flaunt it to my lowly, sub-human poor cousins.

Do you feel better about the accomplishments of your parents, which somehow translate into you having done wondrous things to stake out your social bracket? Sure is hard work being born into money.

 

I'm sorry your dad could never buy you your Susie Bake Oven.  Really, I am.

Oh and, if you can't handle a joke about how life is, I suggest you never ever ever read another book from the comedy section, turn on comedy central, or any show like The Daily Show/The Colbert Report again; because I hate to break it too ya, but thats what comedy is.  It wouldn't be funny if people said "LOL I"M SO WEALTHY AND SMART AND BOY DID I SURE GO THROUGH LIFE SHINEY AS A WHISTLE."  If that's your idea of comedy, go watch Oprah.

 

I'm sorry, but you aren't as funny as the shows you just listed.

 

And your the reason people make fun of other religions, races, and social outcasts.  Your point?

 

I am? I'm pretty sure you're the one making these god awful jokes.

 

you wrote a well composed article and I guess people are getting angry and confused.

 

haha your writing is kind of weird but I like it, sounds just like my family too kind of

 

You just leave me wondering one thing...

What is your ideal life supposed to be like?