Godsmak is looking for a guild on Blackrock

The Intro

Hello Gameriot friends and family. I recently came back to WoW after I found out you can race change. My initial thoughts were, "Nice, Blizzard getting more suckers to get them rich, ha ha ha!". Then I found out they made warriors pretty pimp now and I haven't played my warrior much since season 2 or 3 so I changed my thoughts too; "Wow this is ******* amazing!!". Having a friend that works for Blizzard hooking up the race change made it all much better. So I re-activated, got my race change (Night Elf to Tauren, thank ******* God) and server transfer from Tich back to my original home of Blackrock. I know some of you may say, "But Godsmak, you talked so much **** on WoW and now you're back?". Nope, never happened, I never once talked **** on WoW, know your ******* role.

The Background Info

Some of you that are old school Blackrock may know me from back at server launch. I helped form and guide the guild called For The Win. A guild mixed of old elite Shadowbane and Lineage 2 players. I played a Shadowpriest named Palis back when Shadowpriests were Gods. Back then there were no real arenas, just dueling and botched STV arena tournies. But dueling was my game, ask Eminence, back then those poor fellows used to beg me for tips on IRC and now look at them, especially Panda (Trance), my young padawan really blossomed hasn't he? My warrior was actually originally Alliance on a server called Emerald Dream, where most of us For The Win folks transferred too after a long lay off and made an all Rank 14 team. My warriors name was Fearlis and I became really hated for my forum antics and "YOU LOSE" spam. By the way, if you played on Emerald Dream and you weren't in High Impact, you ******* blew donkey dick. I am sorry but that server was just horrid, what a terrible idea to transfer to that server.

The Pitch

But enough about that. I am looking for a guild that can feel the need to want me, to love me, to mold me into a killing machine. It will be very soon that I have a weapon of mass destruction and not some bind on account piece of **** and all the people that didn't recruit me will be weeping at my feet. Dan The Mighty has arisen, once a Fearlis warrior, is now an mighty unstoppable juggernaut. Someone is going to pick this #1 draft pick up, sign him to a 3 year $72million dollar deal and ******* understand that I CLOSE GAMES. I know every fight in the game except Ulduar. Being in Vicious Cycle back in S5 really honed my PVE skills, because being in a PVE guild you have to undertake the mentality that you are here to win, you are here to defeat and you are here to prove that you are mighty to the AI. Feed me and I will grow from a young up and coming cow, to eventually a mighty, 20inch hung hunk of a bull. I mean seriously, if you had the chance to sign an Adrian Peterson or Barry Sanders or Jerry Rice wouldn't you?

In Closing

In closing, even if you are not some super amazing Nurfed guild, that is fine, I am not looking for Nurfed. I work for a living If you can do 25man Ony, then great, I am your guy, I ******* soloed Ony on my DK. And please be disrespectful in this blog, I am not here to get flamed on or hated on, I am here to find a good guild on Blackrock that wants to hang out and chill, down some Jaeger Bombs.

The Shout Out

Oh and shout out to my Metal homies Zeuzamel, Warzerker, Habibty, Pizwit, and Blackpool, without them, I wouldn't even be alive (No seriously I jumped into the Polar Bear exhibit once at the zoo and they came in and rescued me).

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