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Why Serennia is gay, by Swarm (with love):

Prior to the tournament, we played roughly 100 games together total.  All on live.  All on characters with KJ loot in S4 gear.  I said from the start that
Warrior/Priest/Druid was a mediocre comp and that it would be better to just pick up a Warlock in my place and run WLD.  Anyways, Serennia decided to never do that (probably because everyone hates him and wouldn't play with him) so we ended up playing.  We played 10 games on ESL realm once and did really poorly, losing all of our games to WLD teams, despite beating them in S4 gear (maybe the 44% crit, 1000 armor pen, and extra AP had something to do with it).  Anyways, when we played in S2 gear, Serennia just sat on the Warlock who had a Voidwalker out doing no damage the entire game and complaining about Dispels while I'm OOM, behind a pillar, trying to kite a Warrior.  Any strats I ever suggested were completely ignored, and as Serennia is the only DPS on
our team, I couldn't force him to follow the strats I wanted.  He seemed to think that we could continue doing the same strats over and over and for some
reason start winning instead of losing when he's beyond terrible at strategizing (the second game of the series vs. Pandemic was the only one we got remotely close to winning and it was when we sat on Kintt the entire game like I said we should).  Anyways, that's beside the point, We weren't practicing much, we had a mediocre main comp, couldn't switch to anything that we had ANY practice with, and Serennia was a complete douchebag.  Just because he's a ***** on LAN and sits there staring at the ground with his back arched and mouth closed to hide his hideously yellow teeth (ask anyone who attends events how yellow they are), doesn't mean he doesn't rage after almost every single game online (win, lose, or disconnect, roughly 90% of them, every disconnect).  So we weren't practicing (because turbo nerd Serennia had to raid all the time), our comp was mediocre, I didn't like Serennia AT ALL (who does), he didn't listen because he's LORD SERENNIA, and I was losing complete interest in WoW altogether.  I've got points on my characters roughly 6 weeks this entire season, etc.  Anyways, moving on, I TOLD SERENNIA AGAIN ABOUT TWO WEEKS PRIOR TO THE EVENT, BEFORE TICKETS WERE BOOKED, ETC that I didn't want to go and he should find a Warlock and run WLD (practice isn't a viable excuse because, like I said, we had 100 games of practice).  He didn't want to and after a relatively long talk he convinced me to go again.  I was going to say I didn't want to go again, but then I heard we were going to ESL and saw that the top
6 teams at ESL got money.  Considering there were 3 teams in the bracket we would be in, I realized we were guaranteed money, and decided, why not?  So
anyways, we get to the tournament, everything's going okay, didn't expect to beat Nihilum, didn't expect to beat GGE but 3-0'd them, beat that other random
team.  So, relegation or w/e round.  We play Pandemic, before the game I say, if it's Druid/Priest/Rogue, just sit on Kintt, stack 5 sunders, and destroy him, otherwise I'm gonna get locked down by the Rogue forever, get  tunned/crippled, and burned out, and you're gonna sit in every CC forever.  Game starts, he instantly goes on Rogue for the entire game.  Kintt burns all of us out, game lasts a bit longer, eventually ends while we're continually trying to get mana.  Rage, etc because retard fishface fails to listen as usual and I'm damn tired of it (especially after saying multiple times I didn't even want to be
there).  I was going to leave when I got up but it flashed through my head that I had paid for a few things in order to get there and was expecting reimbursement.  I figured if I leave, that's not trying my best (one of the only things in my MoB contract - can't lose on purpose) so I'd probably not get
reimbursed unless I stayed.  So I was tied down and had to finish the series.  Anyways, the second game he listens off the bat and, as he said himself, was
the closest game we got to winning.  At some point in the game Kintt gets away from Serennia and runs to the pit in Ruins.  Rather than chase Kintt, he opts to go on Ohnoes. Caal easily keeps Ohnoes up, Kintt drinks to half mana, comes back and a repeat of game 1.  Post game, Serennia says that, since I wasn't
with him, he had to go on their Rogue or else he would be CC'd (which is exactly what would happen to their Mutilate Rogue since Kintt wasn't with him).  Anyways, between the next game Serennia decides to listen to x6 and go on their Druid, I get burned with a Rogue locking me down, Serennia gets cloned a
million times while attacking a Druid because he's awful at pummeling, and by the time he decides to be useful, it's already over.  I tell him he's retarded, he tries to say why we lost and why it's not his fault over and over and over, and I, being the douchebag I am, keep telling him it doesn't matter, it's over, it's over, etc etc.  He keeps talking, I tell him I never want to play with him again and that's he's an awful terrible douchebag, I quit, etc.  He proceeds to say that I'm going to be kicked off SK when I already told him I don't want to play anymore and especially not with him.  He threatens me saying that if I don't stop **** talking him (in the privacy of the room that I have to stay with him in for the night), he'll email Tim (SK guy) and tell him not to reimburse me, then proceeds to say that I'm being immature.  Oh, he also said I was immature for posting on his RIOT ACCOUNT "I'm a nerd, yes i am" (at which I think back to WWI Paris~). And that was that.  We'll see if I get reimbursement or not, I wouldn't be surprised with either result.  Oh, and I hear that Serennia and Neilyo are TEAMIN' UP AGAIN to run Druid/Ret/Rogue (Chumpjohn Druid, Serennia Ret, Neilyo Rogue), SO WATCH OUT!!!

Oh, and originally Slasher of SK asked me to do an interview.  Serennia was like "I WANNA DO AN INTERVIEW TOO" and I was like "I'm not doing an interview with him" so he told me to write this and send it to him, I don't know his email address so I decided to post it myself.  A M A Z I N G

-Swarmy (again, with love)<3<3<3xoxoxo

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