Recent Ghostcrawler ****

"We think cleave teams are too dominant, especially in 2s." honestly, i really really thought Ghostcrawler made a typo and meant 3's. but no i was wrong, his following sentence: "We don't think they are as bad in 3s, but the community is very focused on 2s at the moment."  

today, Ghostcrawler made the statement, "We don't think burst is a problem in PvP right now." before accusing me of taking this quote out of context, changing his quote, or misinterpreting his quote kno…  More

Hello. I am just a simple pig farmer's son from Kentucky but I love World of Warcraft. I play WoW like no other -- from dusk, when the rooster crows, and until dawn after washing up after the family dinner of squirrel meat and rock soup.

My family, well, they all play WoW, too, in representation of our family values. My sister, Minor, played Mage before she was burned and beaten to death on a Weekly Witch Hunt.  My brother, who poaches Black Panthers and eagles, plays the Hunter class and loves …  More

You can try to hide this blog all you want. Try to cover your ass some more. It won't work. Shindo's tale will live on forever in the hearts of gameriot users. Your abuse will not soon be forgotten.

This is the story of shindo, your beloved blogger--the one who astounds you with every sentence he writes. At this point, you are probably wondering what happened to these top quality blogs recently, and that is why I am here. Shindo has been wronged by the one known as Slapnuts, and he is struggling…  More

Ring of valor makes a come back, appears they fixed elevator

even against over 300 players (Big ass Kintt) protesting, Blizzard decided it was a good idea to put the Ring of Valor back in WoW. i thought "Maybe they made an entirely different arena" but no I was dead wrong. dead ******* wrong. it is the eots of arena, no one in their right mind wants to play it. WoW is one of the few games where official maps actually discourage competitive playing.. the development of ring of valor looks like som…  More

For everyone coming here to read about big Kintt again, i apologize but i have some bad news: there will be no more Big Kintt. i am sorry to say but his sponsor was upset as hell reading wat i wrote so i am forced to write about rogues again. +1 for reading abotu rogues (Btw im bluffing about the kintt thing)

I was forced to remove Kintt from my apartment after Wacky Wingz Friday. we sat down at the dinner table to eat some wings and wings thinks it would be funny to stick a wing up his nose then…  More

sorry Rogues for the break in writing. i had a serious case of writers block; when i opened my diary to start blogging, all my diary pages would disappear completely after i wrote on them, just like in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets..weird.. then my quill even threatened to ban me if i liked blogging, but i beat writers block by not believing my quill can actually talk cause it cant. but my quill cursed me with his dying breath.., "if anyone likes your blog.. Avada Kadavra..." so what ever you do,  do not …  More

Kintt, otherwise known as Big Kintt around my underground loft and Papajohns on TR, has snatched the title of arena savior right under my nose. Not only did he smash the seemingly fish-faced Serennia and similarly gay-faced Kigz, Big Kintt has also saviored the arena in secret with a patch change I consider the Biggest of WoTLK Arena. +1 if you think Kintt 5-0ing Serennia was 50% due to wings grease increasing the speed of Big Kintts fingers pressing keybinds.

Prelude to Kintts Savior of 3.0 Aren…  More

SUP. mom is playing the "new month new rent" card on me, meaning i cannot keep blogging if i do not win the Gameriot Blogging Tournament Realm. Note: +1s are required if i am to keep blogging. is this a joke? no

 season five without a doubt has been the worst season in all time of blizzards epic game of Warcraft. the skill level plumetted to standards of Ghostcrawling levels and jesus himself is begging for crucifixion than playing the sins of 3.1. its obvious wats happening, we're going through …  More

SUP. If you enjoyed Yesterdays triumph over GibtehBadx rub it in his face with more +1s. The Hokage Appreciate It.

playing WoW is a sport. everyone knows it. being a sport, there are qualifications for a member to join the team I sweat your blood for whilst spending countless hours training. It is the basketball of internet gaming: compositions, $ponsor$hips, and we even allow women to compete. (even if theyre terrible!)

Professional's Professional Guide to Positions:

(A) Kobe Bryant. a literal con…  More

first i would like to point out my blog is under siege by GibTehSix, a gameriot Blog champion of a few hundred dollars:

"Anyways, I just wanted to say that shindofivezorz is the worst blogger on Gameriot at the moment. He attempts to draw attention to himself while horribly ripping off Roma's style."

If u got a problem u can take it up with Slapnuts under copyright infringement. otherwise u can deal with this like a man and say it to my face u *****y little brat. If anyone thinks im copying Roma V…  More