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by shindofivezorz, Level 36
Last updated at April 23, 2009, 4:08 pm
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even against over 300 players (Big ass Kintt) protesting, Blizzard decided it was a good idea to put the Ring of Valor back in WoW. i thought "Maybe they made an entirely different arena" but no I was dead wrong. dead ******* wrong. it is the eots of arena, no one in their right mind wants to play it. WoW is one of the few games where official maps actually discourage competitive playing.. the development of ring of valor looks like something Big Ass Kintt ****s out of his big ass after eating 300 hot wings. A big flaming ass ****.
Lately kintt was dueling on his priest vs me on the big ass malganis where i xfered to and got farm status'd as usual even with a patch that carries his big ass harder than the big ass crane that lowers him into his apartment. His complaint: "I am playing 300 ms".. if by playing he means eating and ms he means wings ya I can agree but never has it affected his gameplay before. The real reason he couldn't eat his way out of this duel:
stoneform nerf.
desperately popping ******* wings, B. A. Kintt couldn't keep himself up against me without a 30 second immunity to rogues. Thank god blizzard finally addressed this, it is about time they start reading from my blog to balance WoW. I mean, Wotf's duration was cut at wotlk, why would something like Stoneform stay in?? the answer: Blizzard hates rogues.
big ass kintt commensed **** talking like he is skilled in 3.1:
but the joke is on him. just for ****s, here is a story about Big Ass Kintt you have not even heard. When big ass Kintt went to grade school and didnt have his big ass jeep yet, he had to take the retard bus to school as the hydrolics were the only way to push his big ass into a vehicle. that isnt even the end of the story -- one day that prankster thinks it would be funny to pop ******* wings in the bus. needless to say he was expelled from school the following day and the rest is history -- he's been a wings champion ever since.
engineering -- The New Dwarf Class?
High burst, low cooldown, instant cast ranged abilities off the global. Does this sound familiar? Like how i described to fix the rogue glass during 3.0.9?
one month earlier:
Explosive Shuriken (NO GLOBAL) 5 second duration - 1 minute cooldown. 25 Energy.
Requires throwing weapon. 8-41 Yards.
The Rogue's conception of time is lost as he hurls Shurikens dealing fire damage depending on how fast explosive shuriken is spammed. More damage accumulates as more shurikens are thrown at the target. After the 5 seconds additional explosion damage occurs.
Lightning Generators, Hand Mounted Wings, Bandits Insignia, Sprint Boots. yes blizzard took a hint from my how-to-fix-rogues-manual-guide but they applied this fix to anyone who is willing to spec engineering or is human (100% of the game population). so now you have classes like priests with rogue burst capabilities which is 100% out of line and anti-kite abilities like rocket boots.. i am sorry Blizzard if i make myself unclear but this Blog is intended for rogues only, stop homogenizing every class every spec to be instant cast ranged nukes. jesus.
not to mention the reflective abilities in this game are getting out of control. 400 damage from thorn ticks, 300 from ret aura and thousands from reflective shield priests, you will see ret, priest, thorns druid queueing up to counter rogue teams.. however, i think this is a great direction for the game: single dimension in the sense you can spam healing spells against a rogue and kill him without thinking about it. yes i think this is a good direction. on opposite day.
high ratings, good weapons, no risk
so everyone knows ulduar was a farce in difficulty since the entire instance was cleared in a week, so hardmode weapons will be out sooner than later. but do you want them even faster?
if you're 2200-2400 wingz making rating, i guarantee you will not lose more than 20 rating on your way to 2300 (Hardmode Furious Weapons). if you some how didnt get 2300 because you were losing more than 0 wings a game, please post some screenshots. i'm interested how the Ulduar Arena System (UAS) actually works in case there's money to be had selling wings again.
{f}ivezorz out

32 comments
shindofivezorz Apr 23, 2009 at 4:22 pm
+6 votes
ya i need 80 help me level so i can human double trinket pop wingx
Karisizzle Apr 23, 2009 at 4:25 pm
+0 votes
AHAHAHA quality as always, **** i love you shindo (love wings too omgar)
shindofivezorz Apr 23, 2009 at 4:27 pm
+6 votes
i would tap that, however it is obviously photoshopped. big ass wingz
Geoff Apr 23, 2009 at 4:53 pm
+3 votes
Good blog, could be better if you used this though:
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