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by Slapnuts, Level 70
Last updated at May 22, 2008, 7:14 pm
Those crafty vixens and peddlers of *****lore, formerly *****craft are still in action.  Not content with just parodying the trials and tribulations of the World of Warcraft they are now heading straight on in to Age of Conan.  Enter The Rage of Bonan (oh what a witty title):



And just a reminder, according to my research of *****craft here on Gameriot, Dahis' "friend" is featured in episode 2 of season 2 and episode 3 apparently.  At least according to his blog about the subject as Dahis notes in the article's comments that she goes by "winter sky".  (Picture on right)

Nothing is sacred any more, that is for damn sure.  Someone must be buying these titles, as they keep making them, so there is demand for this content.  You guilty parties know who you are.  Though I doubt any of you will admit to it, I am sure someone on here is in to these.  ;\

And according to Kotaku the crew at *****lore even has their own AoC guild, ***** Lore Guild.  So if you are looking to get your Rage of Bonan, I mean Age of Conan guild on, head over that way.  Though I doubt joining the guild is going to get you into any of their porn.  :)

(I had to TinyURL all the links referencing "*****", to make sure they worked right for everyone.  sorry)




     
38 comments
rakka
rakka May 22, 2008 at 7:24 pm
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Billtehcat
Billtehcat May 22, 2008 at 7:25 pm
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The expression on that guy's face in the first pic is priceless.
Slapnuts
Slapnuts May 22, 2008 at 7:32 pm
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"By Crom, I hath found thee mystic boobehs"
Nobbeh
Nobbeh May 22, 2008 at 7:27 pm
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Vir
Vir May 22, 2008 at 7:44 pm
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Slapnuts
Slapnuts May 22, 2008 at 7:48 pm
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a big improvement over the other shot of her:

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Dahis
Dahis May 23, 2008 at 12:18 am
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By far the worst picture I've seen of her.  You'd think a professional photographer could make someone look better than reality instead of worse.
Strongsville
Strongsville May 22, 2008 at 8:05 pm
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I met a guy at the gas station yesterday that looks exactly like evan stone.  Greatest day of my life.
TehJerk
TehJerk May 22, 2008 at 8:10 pm
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not to be ungrateful but next time could you link the whole videos plz?!!!1

hafu's 2 pics and the dancing korean starcraft chicks are been there done that :(
Slapnuts
Slapnuts May 22, 2008 at 8:15 pm
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I have a friend who is huge into the porn scene and found the video with Dahis' friend.  But I couldn't tell you if Rage of Bonan is up anywhere yet. 

If I can get the video from him, and find a host, I will see what I can do.
TehJerk
TehJerk May 22, 2008 at 8:34 pm
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hehe i was just playing, dont worry about it :),  i didnt even think you could get away with that here but i like the freedom of speech!! 
Rorschach
Rorschach May 22, 2008 at 8:38 pm
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As long as it is linked off-site, I believe it is okay.  Hell, betterthanyou has been linking tons of porn crap lately, and no one seems to delete that.

And evan stone's gf/wife is not all that hot.
Dahis
Dahis May 23, 2008 at 12:21 am
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I'll ask her if she'll make an appearance in Bonan too, but I think she's working on some other series now.
Slapnuts
Slapnuts May 23, 2008 at 12:40 am
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Can I ask how you have friends in the porn industry?  Is the first thing she has done?  I mean, I know a lot of people, but I don't anyone that has ever done porn, lol.

Was she doing these kinds of things before you met her?
Dahis
Dahis May 23, 2008 at 12:59 am
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She started after I'd already known her for a while.
Rorschach
Rorschach May 23, 2008 at 11:37 am
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"Porn, paying WoW subscriptions since Nov 2004"
Cooldown
Cooldown May 23, 2008 at 3:41 am
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I was in a guild with her for a little while til I sold my account, heh
TehJerk
TehJerk May 23, 2008 at 12:43 pm
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if youre serious how much WoW did she play and did she act any different than your average female wow player?  like did she make it known she was a porn star?

all this stuff is hard as hell to believe tbh.
NoblemanPyrrho
NoblemanPyrrho May 23, 2008 at 12:30 am
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ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFL

holy ****, the guy's face xDxDxDxD
Moskau
Moskau May 23, 2008 at 1:06 am
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Teslyn is a "friend" of everyone, not just Dahis.

Bahahaha
Dahis
Dahis May 23, 2008 at 2:13 am
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She definitely loved the attention she got from being a girl gamer, but I actually know her pretty well.

She's a full time porn star now basically because her WoW GM happened to be a producer.  Better WoW success story than Ming's?

Depends on those goddamn wedding pics.
Rorschach
Rorschach May 23, 2008 at 2:17 am
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Those phantom wedding pics that we will never see?

I bet we see Duke Forever before we see that photoshopped goodness.
Bronxie
Bronxie May 23, 2008 at 2:18 am
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We'll never see those pics lol I'm pretty sure he spent the weekend jerking off to Naruto.
Slapnuts
Slapnuts May 23, 2008 at 2:25 am
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Ya, I wonder those weddings pics are coming.  I am curious to see what the best looking girl in multiple towns looks like. 

At least they didnt have some cosplay like wedding I am guessing. 

Is she doing other porn than *****lore?  If so then ya, she is probably making some decent money.
Slapnuts
Slapnuts May 23, 2008 at 2:56 am
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LOLOL, nice find.  Did you just find that?  Or did you already know about it?
Moskau
Moskau May 23, 2008 at 3:07 am
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There's quite a few links out there actually.  I found this one a few weeks ago and she has a few others linked at her myspace.
TehJerk
TehJerk May 23, 2008 at 12:38 pm
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are you bring serious with this dahis?  if you are i'd love to read a blog of the inside stuff you know about porn, or even setting the record straight of all the generalizations people have of porn stars all being cocaine addicts or some other crazy drugged out situation.  i'd also love to know how porn stars live their daily lives when they arent doing porn, makes me really curious.  i mean porn stars seem really crazy...and how much money do the men make per scene, any idea?

i did read about some porn star that played WoW, she played a Warlock, and actually had a huge thread about her on the warlock forums.  i cant remember her name, it was like Rose something.  it sounded legit.
Cooldown
Cooldown May 23, 2008 at 2:26 pm
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she was decked in full t6 and an officer, played enough to farm consumables for raids and ****
Dahis
Dahis May 24, 2008 at 1:04 pm
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I know a fair amount about it and I can ask her whatever you want I suppose. 
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Raythe May 24, 2008 at 6:45 pm
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