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by Slapnuts, Level 70
Last updated at November 3, 2009, 7:56 am
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Build yourself a wife? How hard could it be? 1600g of silicon and £18,000 seems to be the foundation of this guy's new and improved wife thanks to massive cosmetic surgery. The before and after pictures are almost day and night. I guess if she is happy with it then more power to them. Just seems a bit odd building your own ideal wife like the guy restored a house or something. I'd laugh if she left him for an upgrade now.
The internet could run out of addresses within the next two years if people don't get on the ball and switch from IPv4 to IPv6. The later pretty much offers infinite addresses that we will probably never run out of but in the mean time things may be a bit of a mess. IPv6 was introduced in 1998 (!!!), what the hell is taking so long? Only 1% of hosts as of last year had moved over to using it. The net may collapse if there is no address available for www.idliketodropadeuceonyourface.com in a year or so.
![]() As if we need another reason to visit Las Vegas, Summer Lena resides there. NSFW here |
Women are getting shorter and stockier according to paths in evolution. The good news in all this is that Ming-sama Jr. will have plenty of bloggers to choose from down the road when she takes the reigns of WOM. Plus they are having babies sooner meaning they put out sooner, wins all around?
Remember the BMW "monster-trucking" they Hyundai last week? Hyundai stepped up and gave the poor victim a brand new 2010 as they had just finished paying off their 2004 that was ran over. Props to Hyundai and I am glad they caught the 62-year-old woman (sur*******prize) that did it. A smart woman would have canceled her membership and found a new gym...
The Terminator franchise is for sale and Joss Whedon wants to buy it. This equates laughs a plenty. Honestly the franchise in his hands might actually be a good thing. I just don't think $10,000 is going to cut it.
I am looking forward to the relaunch of the "V" tv show on ABC. I was just a wee little lad when the first one came out but I remember the reptilian aliens creeping me out as a kid. Variety has a review and so far things are looking up.
I wonder what was going through this guy's head as he was mid jump when he saw what awaited him on the side... besides the side of the bus.
Also, check out this one at Break which is a few days old that really makes me wonder how neither guy wanted to stop the fight.
It is November poll time people, place your votes!

49 comments
rakka Nov 3, 2009 at 9:44 pm
+1 votes
Those boobs are way too big. He basically just made her look like a trashy pornstar.
confire Nov 3, 2009 at 8:12 am
+7 votes
It better be KBell Jason =P
And yes, I lurk/check this site almost daily for your Epic Drops
And yes, I lurk/check this site almost daily for your Epic Drops
Slapnuts Nov 3, 2009 at 8:25 am
+2 votes
Hi sir! Did you read about my latest upgrade? http://wowriot.gameriot.com/blogs/GameRiot-The-Blog/New-Hardware-Time-Intel-i7-Upgrade-w-Pics
I did finally get a Intel G2 as well to toss in to that build. Loving it so far minus the whole issue with TRIM, thankfully I haven't updated that firmware yet.
I did finally get a Intel G2 as well to toss in to that build. Loving it so far minus the whole issue with TRIM, thankfully I haven't updated that firmware yet.
confire Nov 4, 2009 at 9:36 am
+1 votes
Haha very nice! I'm still on 2x 80GB G1s and I can't wait to get the retail version of Windows 7 (right now I'm on an RC Ultimate 64 edition that has a key so it doesn't expire until July 2010 :p)
But yeah, KRISTEN BELL better win or else!
She should win just because of:
1) "Boo****, boo****, boo****" - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCytq93KlEQ
2) Forgetting Sarah Marshall & Couples Retreat were awesome movies!
But yeah, KRISTEN BELL better win or else!
She should win just because of:
1) "Boo****, boo****, boo****" - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCytq93KlEQ
2) Forgetting Sarah Marshall & Couples Retreat were awesome movies!
Dyzz Nov 3, 2009 at 8:27 am
+2 votes
Seriously.. jessica alba? I have seen hotter 62 year old grandmothers come in my bus company looking to blow thier Social Security check at the casino's on atlantic city.
Wadsworth1 Nov 3, 2009 at 9:43 am
+0 votes
ROFL. She is hot, but I think a lot of guys get carried away with her. She has a nice ass or had a nice ass before she got pregnant and she has a pretty face, but she has boy titties. And I'll bet ya that ***** isn't like it used to be. 
Terraburn Nov 3, 2009 at 8:50 am
+3 votes
Wow people are liking Kristin Bell.
Dragon Age came out today and I forgot to send back Arkham and DMC4 in time
WHY AREN'T YOU TALKING ABOUT THAT?! (Dragon Age I mean).
Also Break hate me now too
Dragon Age came out today and I forgot to send back Arkham and DMC4 in time
Also Break hate me now too
forkz Nov 3, 2009 at 9:37 am
+1 votes
he doesn't need to talk about it theres a huge **** off banner at the top of the page
i think im going for borderlands before dragon age... student budget = bad
i think im going for borderlands before dragon age... student budget = bad
Wadsworth1 Nov 3, 2009 at 9:46 am
+3 votes
Women are getting shorter and chubbier. Have fun next generation!!! I guess you could take her to Berlin to get fixed up.
Vir Nov 3, 2009 at 11:36 am
+5 votes
Meh, do you really believe that stuff? If evolution were real, women would have grown frying pans attached to their fingers by now, and scrub brush like appendages on the bottoms of their feet.
Vir Nov 3, 2009 at 1:12 pm
+1 votes
Lol, Vir we both know evolution doesn't work
Glad you're finally admitting it!
Glad you're finally admitting it!
Slapnuts Nov 3, 2009 at 3:18 pm
+1 votes
Vir said
Lol, Vir we both know evolution doesn't work
Glad you're finally admitting it!
Glad you're finally admitting it!
Vir Nov 3, 2009 at 9:56 am
-1 votes
Build yourself a wife? How hard could it be?
I call mine Alisa!

I am looking forward to the relaunch of the "V" tv show on ABC. I was just a wee little lad when the first one came out but I remember the reptilian aliens creeping me out as a kid.
Haha, same here. Didn't they eat rats and drink sour milk too? Or maybe I have my aliens confused.
I call mine Alisa!
I am looking forward to the relaunch of the "V" tv show on ABC. I was just a wee little lad when the first one came out but I remember the reptilian aliens creeping me out as a kid.
Haha, same here. Didn't they eat rats and drink sour milk too? Or maybe I have my aliens confused.
Bouncyballkj Nov 3, 2009 at 10:42 am
+1 votes
"eat rats and drink sour milk"
I wouldn't know... I feel left out of this whole V conversation, buuuuut the whole eating rats/sour milk sounds like the book All Quiet on the Western Front
I wouldn't know... I feel left out of this whole V conversation, buuuuut the whole eating rats/sour milk sounds like the book All Quiet on the Western Front
Slapnuts Nov 3, 2009 at 3:22 pm
+1 votes
Good question, I am not sure the details this time around but here are the first 9 minutes, watching now:
http://www.tvguide.com/News/Watch-Minutes-ABCs-1011206.aspx?rss=breakingnews&partnerid=imdb&profileid=01
http://www.tvguide.com/News/Watch-Minutes-ABCs-1011206.aspx?rss=breakingnews&partnerid=imdb&profileid=01
oradol Nov 3, 2009 at 10:46 am
+1 votes
Remember the BMW "monster-trucking" they Hyundai last week? Hyundai stepped up and gave the poor victim a brand new 2010 as they had just finished paying off their 2004 that was ran over. Props to Hyundai and I am glad they caught the 62-year-old woman (sur*******prize) that did it. A smart woman would have canceled her membership and found a new gym...
Wow there are some crazy people here in Canada too! And nice car companies, apparently.
Wow there are some crazy people here in Canada too! And nice car companies, apparently.
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