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by Slapnuts, Level 70
Last updated at November 3, 2009, 7:56 am
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Build yourself a wife? How hard could it be? 1600g of silicon and £18,000 seems to be the foundation of this guy's new and improved wife thanks to massive cosmetic surgery. The before and after pictures are almost day and night. I guess if she is happy with it then more power to them. Just seems a bit odd building your own ideal wife like the guy restored a house or something. I'd laugh if she left him for an upgrade now.
The internet could run out of addresses within the next two years if people don't get on the ball and switch from IPv4 to IPv6. The later pretty much offers infinite addresses that we will probably never run out of but in the mean time things may be a bit of a mess. IPv6 was introduced in 1998 (!!!), what the hell is taking so long? Only 1% of hosts as of last year had moved over to using it. The net may collapse if there is no address available for www.idliketodropadeuceonyourface.com in a year or so.
![]() As if we need another reason to visit Las Vegas, Summer Lena resides there. NSFW here |
Women are getting shorter and stockier according to paths in evolution. The good news in all this is that Ming-sama Jr. will have plenty of bloggers to choose from down the road when she takes the reigns of WOM. Plus they are having babies sooner meaning they put out sooner, wins all around?
Remember the BMW "monster-trucking" they Hyundai last week? Hyundai stepped up and gave the poor victim a brand new 2010 as they had just finished paying off their 2004 that was ran over. Props to Hyundai and I am glad they caught the 62-year-old woman (sur*******prize) that did it. A smart woman would have canceled her membership and found a new gym...
The Terminator franchise is for sale and Joss Whedon wants to buy it. This equates laughs a plenty. Honestly the franchise in his hands might actually be a good thing. I just don't think $10,000 is going to cut it.
I am looking forward to the relaunch of the "V" tv show on ABC. I was just a wee little lad when the first one came out but I remember the reptilian aliens creeping me out as a kid. Variety has a review and so far things are looking up.
I wonder what was going through this guy's head as he was mid jump when he saw what awaited him on the side... besides the side of the bus.
Also, check out this one at Break which is a few days old that really makes me wonder how neither guy wanted to stop the fight.
It is November poll time people, place your votes!

49 comments
peteyd Nov 3, 2009 at 11:18 am
+0 votes
ouch. that bust mustve hurt. y were the 2 kids walkin ahead running at 1 point.
peteyd Nov 3, 2009 at 11:43 pm
+1 votes
commentin on posts after the first page... @_@ do the world a favor...
smallpackage Nov 3, 2009 at 1:11 pm
+1 votes
"The later pretty much offers infinite addresses that we will probably
next run out of but in the mean time things may be a bit of a mess. "
In response to the address shortage, IPv6 was developed. IPv6 increases the
address size to 128 bits, providing a nearly unlimited supply of addresses
(340,282,366,920,938,463,463,374,607,431,768,211,456 to be exact). This
provides roughly 50 octillion addresses per person alive on Earth today, or
roughly 3.7 x 10^21 addresses per square inch of the Earth’s surface.
not too sure we'll ever ever ever ever ever run out of ipv6 addresses
next run out of but in the mean time things may be a bit of a mess. "
In response to the address shortage, IPv6 was developed. IPv6 increases the
address size to 128 bits, providing a nearly unlimited supply of addresses
(340,282,366,920,938,463,463,374,607,431,768,211,456 to be exact). This
provides roughly 50 octillion addresses per person alive on Earth today, or
roughly 3.7 x 10^21 addresses per square inch of the Earth’s surface.
not too sure we'll ever ever ever ever ever run out of ipv6 addresses
Slapnuts Nov 3, 2009 at 3:23 pm
+1 votes
That was supposed to be never, not next, apologies for the typo
Secksie Nov 3, 2009 at 3:29 pm
+2 votes
KuroRP said
Evolution?
More like neverlution.
More like neverlution.
More like fantasy.
Alexx Nov 3, 2009 at 9:20 pm
+1 votes
how about KATE BECKINSALE.
i dont see her on there, so im gonna make my own vote, +1 this for kate!
also, wow @ that guy cutting up his wife, what a ******* idiot. whats the point of marrige and love and a relationship when your not happy with the person your with? that guy is so ****** up beyond all recognition i want to stab him in the ******* neck and leave him in dirty gutter behind zoo.
i dont see her on there, so im gonna make my own vote, +1 this for kate!
also, wow @ that guy cutting up his wife, what a ******* idiot. whats the point of marrige and love and a relationship when your not happy with the person your with? that guy is so ****** up beyond all recognition i want to stab him in the ******* neck and leave him in dirty gutter behind zoo.
Slapnuts Nov 3, 2009 at 10:18 pm
+1 votes
lol, you and your kate.
We already had her! She isn't eligible for a reoccurring role for some time, you just have to hope for her to pop in from time to time. =p
I showed my gf that story and she goes "that is awful"
We already had her! She isn't eligible for a reoccurring role for some time, you just have to hope for her to pop in from time to time. =p
I showed my gf that story and she goes "that is awful"
Chucho Nov 3, 2009 at 11:01 pm
+1 votes
Slapnuts said
lol, you and your kate.
We already had her! She isn't eligible for a reoccurring role for some time, you just have to hope for her to pop in from time to time. =p
I showed my gf that story and she goes "that is awful"
We already had her! She isn't eligible for a reoccurring role for some time, you just have to hope for her to pop in from time to time. =p
I showed my gf that story and she goes "that is awful"
lol.
Alexx Nov 3, 2009 at 11:53 pm
+1 votes
Slapnuts said
lol, kate and your kate.
kate already kate her! She kate eligible kate a reoccurring kate for some kate, you just kate to kate for kate to kate in from kate to kate. =p
I kate my kate that kate and she goes "that is hot"
fixed
kate already kate her! She kate eligible kate a reoccurring kate for some kate, you just kate to kate for kate to kate in from kate to kate. =p
I kate my kate that kate and she goes "that is hot"
fixed
Alexx Nov 4, 2009 at 12:00 am
+1 votes
and the sad thing is, his wife isnt good looking before or after the surgery.
in fact, if she just bulked up naturally, ate healthy and went to the gym, she'd probably be ******* BANGIN. but nooo, id much rather just spend 18,000 wow im angry a t him
i rage i lost
in fact, if she just bulked up naturally, ate healthy and went to the gym, she'd probably be ******* BANGIN. but nooo, id much rather just spend 18,000 wow im angry a t him
i rage i lost
bloodmech21 Nov 3, 2009 at 10:53 pm
+1 votes
I thought they were just trying to make health insurance cheaper. Didn't know they were going to force us to pay for it. I'd rather stay uninsured thanks.
Slapnuts Nov 3, 2009 at 11:04 pm
+3 votes
welcome to ObamaCare, making you buy **** you may not want!
PharmD Nov 4, 2009 at 10:01 am
+1 votes
What's the outcome on the dude that got hit by the bus? That was pretty bad ass.
November girl should be Jennifer Morrison imo. Get some girl-next-door going on, pl0x.
November girl should be Jennifer Morrison imo. Get some girl-next-door going on, pl0x.
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