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by Slapnuts, Level 70
Last updated at November 4, 2009, 7:06 am
More votes people!  Keeley needs your support!  In the mean time you can focus your eyes on one of my favorites as Miss Miller stops in for a visit.  Enjoy today's daily discussion and be sure to pass along any cool stories like a new ocean forming in Africa.  "V" was pretty good last night, and lol @ universal health-care.  +1 for the cutest video ever on the Epic Drop?

Verizon is being sued by AT&T over the "There's a map for that" ads which portray the home of the iPhone in an unpleasing manner with its terrible 3G coverage.  AT&T claims that Verizon's ad is misleading even though it clearly states the comparison is about 3G.  They note that some of Verizon's blank area's are where there is no service while some of AT&T's blank areas have voice/data but not 3G.  To this I say "who cares".  Not even the iGodPhone is enough to make me switch to AT&T's crap network.  In fact I will probably be extending my Verizon deal for another year and pick up the Droid this week or next.

Were last night's elections bad Mr. ObamaJohn Dickerson at Slate seems to think so and a lot of media in general and not just the right-leaning.  The big issue isn't so much Republican wins by the fact that independents are moving fast towards the Republican side of things unlike the last election.   It certainly isn't something concrete for 3 years from now but it could be big news for the mid-term congressional elections next year.

A couple sexual abused their 4-year-old girl and streamed it live on the internet to other pedophiles.  What in the hell is wrong with people?  Cases like this make me wish we didn't ban cruel and unusual punishment as these people are surely deserving.  Even Verdak days aren't harsh enough.


Serious question.  A $3 million bra or Marisa Miller?  $3 million could do you well with the ladies, but it's Marisa!
HDTV is finally becoming mainstream and within the next 5-10 years Ultra HDTV will be a viable option for some consumers.  7680 x 4320, ya, that should only take about 20 years before that is a TV broadcast standard.  22.2 channel sound?  Does that include a sub attached to your ass for ultimate fidelity? 

AMD/ATI's 5970 (formerly the 5870x2) has been leaked in the form of pictures though specs still haven't been confirmed.  The card is expected to be 13.5 inches long and that means you can't penetrate any old case with this massive member.  It should be out this month and will easily be the fastest card out.

Kahn, the return of Kahn?  J.J. Abrams isn't ruling out the return of one of Star Trek's most loved villains.  While Kahn may have been a better movie I prefer the Borg as a villain.  I don't know if they should go with Kahn quite yet.  Just focus on their own thing for a while and not try to re-do the old movies too much. 

Steven Colbert and the Colbert Nation are now supporters of U.S.A. Speedskating.  The U.S. lost a massive sponsor recently and Colbert heard about it and wanted to help them out.  He brought in Dan Jansen and told him that the Colbert Nation and Steven himself would help sponsor the team through fan donations.  Awesome move by Steven.  Speedskating of all things and he is there is to lend a hand.


Stick around for the second half of this one, it does pick up for a hell of a knock out.  Can someone explain to me why girls always have to get involved in this ****?  I see it almost every couple of weekends out and about and half of the time they end up getting hurt from tossing themselves in the mix like idiots.

(alt link for those that cant see it)

I post a lot of crap on these videos, some funny, some gross and some just flat-out embarrassing.  Rarely have I ever posted something this touching:



It is November poll time people, place your votes!



     
42 comments
bumsinthehouse
bumsinthehouse Nov 4, 2009 at 7:09 am
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+1 for a 3million dollar bra love to touch that
celesis
celesis Nov 4, 2009 at 7:12 am
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I tried to be the first on your blog to repay you but someone beat me to it :)
Slapnuts
Slapnuts Nov 4, 2009 at 7:22 am
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Silz
Silz Nov 4, 2009 at 7:19 am
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Luckily the sole provider of iPhones in the netherlands is actually good. On the topic of iGodPhones, - http://pw0nd.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/iphone.jpg
Ghork
Ghork Nov 4, 2009 at 10:35 am
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ye to bad iphones are as bad as the rest of apples lineup, just the fact that you have to use itunes to sync it, and there's no file system or propper multitasking.

biggest waste of money ever. Instead ppl should buy a htc hero or a palm pre, or a touch pro2
GPFuros
GPFuros Nov 4, 2009 at 7:40 am
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I'm probably going to die before HDTV becomes standard over here in my country. :(
Galacian
Galacian Nov 4, 2009 at 7:45 am
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Girls always get mixed up in it. Some of them like to brawl just as much as guys.

Speaking of girls fighting the worst fight I ever came across was between two girls, man that one was brutal and bloody.
Thisguy
Thisguy Nov 4, 2009 at 7:50 am
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+1 for the videos especially. The first one i was trying to figure out who was against who, confusing ****!

The second one almost made me cry! lol
Alexx
Alexx Nov 4, 2009 at 7:57 am
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wow @ the child molestation


thats ******* hardcore


i cant imagine having 2 parents give birth to you, and like take pictures and sexually abuse you your entire existence.

what THE ****

gonna be ironic when they get raped in prison.
Slayve
Slayve Nov 4, 2009 at 9:46 am
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ppl like that should be strung up
Buffjob
Buffjob Nov 4, 2009 at 3:52 pm
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Slayve said
ppl like that should be strung up
amen to that, I can't believe the child's mom went along with it as well. disgusting.
Powerslave
Powerslave Nov 4, 2009 at 8:00 am
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yoyot
yoyot Nov 4, 2009 at 9:41 am
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^This. It's a tie between her and Keeley atm : /
Chucho
Chucho Nov 4, 2009 at 3:45 pm
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yoyot
yoyot Nov 4, 2009 at 3:50 pm
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Chucho
Chucho Nov 4, 2009 at 4:07 pm
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yoyot said
No you're wrong.
She has herpes though.
Vir
Vir Nov 4, 2009 at 9:31 am
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Ming Trek II The Wrath of Jasi.
Slapnuts
Slapnuts Nov 4, 2009 at 4:28 pm
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dub
dub Nov 4, 2009 at 8:16 am
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Return of KAHN? For a second I thought Slapnuts would be revealing sensational football news :(
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oliver_Kahn

Who cares about Nerd Trek anyway?
Godsmak
Godsmak Nov 4, 2009 at 11:32 am
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dub said
Return of KAHN? For a second I thought Slapnuts would be revealing sensational football news :(
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oliver_Kahn

Who cares about Nerd Trek anyway?
I hate Nazis, I really do. We should have made Germany the 51st state and cleanse Nazis out of there.
Godsmak
Godsmak Nov 4, 2009 at 11:32 am
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dub said
Return of KAHN? For a second I thought Slapnuts would be revealing sensational football news :(
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oliver_Kahn

Who cares about Nerd Trek anyway?
I hate Nazis, I really do. We should have made Germany the 51st state and cleanse Nazis out of there.
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