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by Slapnuts, Level 70
Last updated at November 6, 2009, 7:10 am
Keeley Day is here and my heart is full of overwhelming joy!  If I was in to show-tunes I just might sing one (no).  Not just over Keeley however as tomorrow starts my vacation and the GameRiot Blog will be on hiatus till later next week.  Don't worry I can still keep tabs on the crazy spammers and porn posters thanks to the Motorola Droid I am going to pick up in a bit here.  :)  +1 for Soccer brutality!

This story almost brought a tear to my eye so it is leading off tonight (thanks Trinh).  A dying 6-year-old girl who's family kept her unaware of her condition had been writing love notes (hundreds) and leaving them all around the house for her family to find.  They are still finding them to this day almost as if she knew she was going to die from the brain cancer and wanted to leave something behind.  Very cool story and something uplifting to start your weekend.

A Brazilian man woke up
one morning to find out that people were attending his funeral and he decided to show up.  It seems a local man dressed similar to him died in a car crash and was badly disfigured.  Some of his family identified the body even though others had their doubts.  Family gatherings should be a real hoot for these guys in the future... "remember that time you ******** thought I was dead?"


The glorious Keeley ladies and gentlemen.  Keeley with her top on just isn't fair, so here is some NSFW.
Milla Jovovich is Tweeting like crazy over the filming of Resident Evil: Afterlife.  There are a few spoilers here and there and I know I am like one of two people on this site that doesn't mind these flicks so you can suffer this post and check them out if you like.

It seems the nutty Army doctor/Major is still alive after the shootings at Ft. Hood today even though for most of the day the media was under the assumption that he was dead.  It seems he took four bullets and was eventually downed.  He now lays unconscious and on a ventilator and isn't expected to die.  Good, death by bullets would have been too easy for this son of a *****. 

Auto execs feel
that the government needs to push gas prices towards $8/gallon to motivate people to buy their more fuel efficient vehicles including electric-based cards.  So they profit greatly over the years thanks gas guzzeling vehicles but now that the government is pushing them for fuel efficiency they want us to pay for their procrastination?  Sounds like a fair deal to me, where can I rush to fill up my tank for $150?

The Men Who Stare At Goats looks mildly amusing though it doesn't have great ratings at Rotten Tomatoes.  Capone at AICN gives it a nod however and if I am bored this weekend I may go and catch it on a matinee. 

Brock Lesnar has mono and now the delayed fight from UFC 106 to 108 will now be pushed back even further.  I had mono once back in elementary school and it was horrible.  I can't imagine trying to be a finely tuned competitive athlete while dealing with it.  Hopefully all is well come spring/late winter and Brock can get back in to the cage and pummel Carwin for talking ****.


Tonight's video would make Vinnie Jones proud of women's soccer.  Check the ass kicking these girls hand out (mainly that Lambert chick) rivaling the brutality we will probably see on the Fedor/Rogers fight this weekend.  Via DeadSpin with my own backup link:



     
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Vir
Vir Nov 6, 2009 at 11:14 am
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Finally soccer the way it's meant to be played....by girls.   It's somewhat amusing to note that American girls play rougher than Europeon men.
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forkz Nov 6, 2009 at 11:17 am
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men can't play rough when half of them go down like girls.
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Swedookie Nov 6, 2009 at 7:59 pm
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The most screwed up thing about the video is that she wasn't showed the red card earlier... Plus europe has rugby which is bascily your "football" (nice name...) without the nancy pads and steroid abuse.
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dcs Nov 6, 2009 at 11:45 pm
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Swedookie said
The most screwed up thing about the video is that she wasn't showed the red card earlier... Plus europe has rugby which is bascily your "football" (nice name...) without the nancy pads and steroid abuse.
If a rugby player was hit like a football player he would die outright. As it stands, even with the pads football players get seriously injured.
poega
poega Nov 6, 2009 at 9:31 pm
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Yeah that ***** was really cool...............
DillyDally
DillyDally Nov 6, 2009 at 11:18 am
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So a psychologist went psycho? too easy.

That football ***** has aggression problems, she should try handegg.

Picture down, need to see tits please.
Darkmiss
Darkmiss Nov 6, 2009 at 12:31 pm
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*Psychiatrist

This one in particular was supposed to help soldiers in dealing with stress. Such a sad story. =/
DillyDally
DillyDally Nov 6, 2009 at 2:19 pm
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dcs
dcs Nov 6, 2009 at 3:15 pm
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Ok enough is enough. An American football looks allot more like a lemon than an egg.
DillyDally
DillyDally Nov 7, 2009 at 12:28 am
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handlemon. what do I care, just as good, maybe less ring to it.
seasidelion
seasidelion Nov 6, 2009 at 12:14 pm
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the lambert chick in the video is way out of line, thats just unsportsmanlike. Upon reveiw of those recorded fouls (hair pulling and throwing blows while contesting the ball mainly) imo she should be suspended or otherwise reprimanded. it just takes away from the game
Darkmiss
Darkmiss Nov 6, 2009 at 12:31 pm
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I was excited to get up today and see what first pic you chose of Keeley.. but tinypic already took it down. =(
Slapnuts
Slapnuts Nov 6, 2009 at 12:32 pm
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hard refresh, it should be fixed now. 

Tinypic pisses me off.
Darkmiss
Darkmiss Nov 6, 2009 at 1:33 pm
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Ahh. What a perfect picture to start off the day.
hereticaneue
hereticaneue Nov 6, 2009 at 1:06 pm
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Hrmmm... not too impressed with this Keeley girl. Not my type, I guess.
Darkmiss
Darkmiss Nov 6, 2009 at 1:37 pm
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hereticaneue Nov 6, 2009 at 7:06 pm
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Hmmm, okay, just looked at the NSFW images. She does have some great tits, I have to admit. Maybe I just don't like her as a blond. Shrug.
Darkmiss
Darkmiss Nov 6, 2009 at 8:18 pm
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Apparently an admin removed the pic I posted. I guess it was a little too revealing =/
Slapnuts
Slapnuts Nov 7, 2009 at 12:29 am
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No one removed it, the problem was that you just hot linked it from someone else's page.  They probably blocked it for bandwidth leeching.
Darkmiss
Darkmiss Nov 7, 2009 at 12:36 am
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Adamyo
Adamyo Nov 6, 2009 at 1:17 pm
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Keeley doesn't even have the decency to make a half decent sex tape.
Slapnuts
Slapnuts Nov 6, 2009 at 3:46 pm
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Bosskraaka
Bosskraaka Nov 6, 2009 at 2:25 pm
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Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 - PS3

Your order has been updated to the following status.

New status: Shipped


Jizzing........
V33
V33 Nov 6, 2009 at 2:26 pm
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I hope they raise gas prices to $8+. There's nothing more unnecessary to own and drive a pickup when you live in the city.
dcs
dcs Nov 6, 2009 at 3:17 pm
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What about when you move things?

I always borrow a friends truck for that. Would never own one myself unless i lived in the sticks.
V33
V33 Nov 6, 2009 at 3:27 pm
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Renting a truck is like 20 bucks a day. I can guarantee you that out of all the truck owners, half of them has probably never used it for more than groceries. People who drive trucks cus they think it's cool are like the biking-******* on South Park.
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Madagascar Nov 10, 2009 at 6:13 pm
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thats just plain retarded what about the people who actually use trucks for small businesses and things like that? are they supposed to rent a truck every day and pay 8 bucks for gas?
Theo
Theo Nov 6, 2009 at 4:02 pm
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can't believe auto execs actually have that idea floating around. well I can because they are execs I guess. I really don't see why they can't just start slowly transfering more and more cars to be more fuel efficient without a huge hike in gas prices. It is ridiculously unethical. I don't really have a problem with capitalism. I just hate the by-product of it being greed obsessed execs who are even willing to cut crash testing (according to that site you posted) just to gain more profit.
Ossirian
Ossirian Nov 6, 2009 at 6:20 pm
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I'd love to see what a sudden increase in electric car use would do in California, home of the roaming brown out. Electric isn't exactly a better solution, what do you think we burn to generate all that electricity?

WTB Compressed Natural Gas imo.
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