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by Slapnuts, Level 72
Last updated at December 18, 2009, 6:55 pm
Poll time, but no this isn't a Friday girl decision as I refuse to have Rihanna on Fridays.  Make sure you stop in and vote for who better looking, Alicia Keys or Rihanna.  It is Wilde Friday as well which is a nice plus so make sure you stop in for our daily discussion.  +1

The story about this 4-year-old boy dressed in a dress, drunk and out stealing Christmas presents is completely absurd.  You couldn't write something that amazing for entertainment purposes.  The mom "says she is not sure how her 4-year-old managed to get out of the house, open a beer, and steal the neighbors presents from under their tree".  The kid had to have stomach pumped and managed to break the safety devices she had on her doors.  Apparently he wants to be be like his dad so he runs away and tries to get in trouble.  I'm sure the mother has some blame here that she can't raise her kid right but this is pretty amazing regardless. 

Cops in Pennsylvania
are accused of covering up the fatal beating of a Mexican immigrant last year.  It seems the cops tried to cover for two white football players by altering evidence as they had ties to a mother of one of the kids and to the football team itself.  Now something like this wouldn't surprise me all that much in Texas or something but Pennsylvania?  They take their football and immigrants seriously down there.

Okay I pretty much rarely link to Fox News but this is pretty funny.  Thanks to an error in typing up a recent law right now if you ride Amtrack and carry a weapon (which is legal), both you and your gun are supposed to be locked in boxes for their journey.  It was supposed to be just the weapon obviously but somehow the wording was screwed up between the House and Senate and Obama signed it in to law before they had a chance to fix it. 


Take it off!  She did, in Alpha Dog, in case you are curious.
More talks about Hangover 2 are being kicked around including the rumor that the next one may take place in Thailand.  I am a bit biased and pro-Vegas but I don't want to see them back there as it lacks originality at this point.  Thailand should provide plenty of crazy opportunities however.

Site of the day goes to www.shouldiwatch.com.  This is a great site for sports fans that miss live showings of their favorite games and have taped or DVR'd them.  You can pull up said game and decide if you want to watch or not without spoiling the score thanks to a points modifier.  Check it out and see what you think. 

I like this piece over at Gawker about movie theater etiquette and seat-saving is a good read.  I get annoyed pretty easy over stupid people at the movie theater.  The whole saving seats for mass amounts of people that aren't even at the theater yet while the previews are already on annoys the hell out of me.  Check it out and maybe you guys can help buck the trend of stupid people in theaters.

Bryan Singer is coming back to the X-men
.  One of Fox's biggest botched movie moves ever was not doing whatever it took to bring him back for X3.  Now he is returning to direct X-men First Class which will be a prequel of sorts to the first X-men trilogy.  It is supposed to retain the same vibe of the originals and won't be toned down or anything.  The cast will probably revolve around the original core characters, Beast, Angel, Jean, Cyclops and Ice Man. 


How in the hell do these rejects keep ending up on TV?  Is it the whole "can't pull yourself away from watching the car wreck" concept? 



Another way my dog fails, she is a terrible fisherman:



Vote to help end yesterday's debate in the comments!
     
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Mikevercetti
Mikevercetti Dec 18, 2009 at 7:02 pm
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Slapnuts Dec 18, 2009 at 7:03 pm
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Its Friday and I have company but I still knocked it out.  Its funny because I had the stories all picked out last night but it still took me ages to write it up.  =p

At least you got first!
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Mikevercetti Dec 18, 2009 at 7:10 pm
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I do what I can to get the firsts! And seeing as you had company over, I'll allow it.

So get this, online it says that my watch was delivered and signed for, by some random person. But to my understanding, it was supposed to go to my mailbox, not my door, so I'm not sure if it's in the mailbox, or if it got delivered to some random house lol. And of course, I don't have the key for my mailbox, so I can't check yet. Just my luck eh?
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Slapnuts Dec 18, 2009 at 7:13 pm
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I'd say "this is what you get" but I'd be pretty pissed.  When I moved out here UPS delivered my 360 to the old neighbor next door and go over there on a hunch and hes in the middle of opening the shipping box and goes "oh ya, I didn't know who this was for so I was opening it"... 
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Mikevercetti Dec 18, 2009 at 7:15 pm
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lol, wow... I'm pretty sure it'll just be in my mailbox, but you never know. I don't think this requires a signature, so it may just be the mailman's signature or some ****. I requested a proof of delivery and it had my address written on it, so I can only hope for the best lol.
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Darkq Dec 18, 2009 at 7:19 pm
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Sufz Dec 19, 2009 at 6:03 am
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Is that video real ?:D I dropped my jaw when the dog picked up the fish from the water and carried it to the shore.

Why cant my dog fish like that!
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Slapnuts Dec 19, 2009 at 6:26 am
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My dog doesn't even play with toys, shes a lazy, lounging-around-the house, non-fetching dog.  I kind of want a big dog that does those kinds of things but that is a whole lot more to deal with than my little ****zu-laasa opso.

And I am pretty sure its legit.  Some dogs can hunt, I guess some really talented ones can fish too.
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Bettyblade Dec 19, 2009 at 10:03 am
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Slapnuts said
My dog doesn't even play with toys, shes a lazy, lounging-around-the house, non-fetching dog.  I kind of want a big dog that does those kinds of things but that is a whole lot more to deal with than my little ****zu-laasa opso.

And I am pretty sure its legit.  Some dogs can hunt, I guess some really talented ones can fish too.
The fish was huge and the place it was swimming wasn't... couldn't of been that hard to catch even for a human!  You just cut off the escape route and he swims into more shallow water!
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Alexx Dec 18, 2009 at 7:20 pm
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lol @ dog

and so far rihanna is getting her ape like face beat down for a 2nd time
Slapnuts
Slapnuts Dec 18, 2009 at 9:09 pm
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Rofl..

"WoWRiot, making Chris Brown punches look like a *****"
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Chucho Dec 18, 2009 at 7:58 pm
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Alicia's thickness>Rihanna.



Rihanna would still get hate******.


Edit option is sick........I don't get the quote on Wilde's pic(nhjic)
Slapnuts
Slapnuts Dec 18, 2009 at 9:11 pm
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lol@the quote.  I have some html code on a txt file and that like was from the first time I used it on a Nintendo article year or two ago, lol. 

Fixed, with some informative information this time.
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Chucho Dec 18, 2009 at 9:18 pm
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Slapnuts said
lol@the quote.  I have some html code on a txt file and that like was from the first time I used it on a Nintendo article year or two ago, lol. 

Fixed, with some informative information this time.
it's cool, I shouldn't be looking at the quote anyways lmao.

Btw, the sports guy loves that Jersey Shore show, I don't get why the infatuation with it, it's ****.

Googling Alpha Dog scene!!!!! YESSSSS
Ghork
Ghork Dec 18, 2009 at 7:59 pm
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I dont really know what it is about american movie theaters but somehow its like riding a russian airline.

You guys should really start to just have numbered rows and seats and then you book/buy a ticket for x seat. last winter in new york I did go see the nutcracker ballet, and at theatres they do have seating arrangements so it seems its not completly foreign to you. Just start adapting it to movie theatres already
Slapnuts
Slapnuts Dec 18, 2009 at 9:13 pm
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The good thing here is we probably have 200 screens within 20 minutes of each other so rarely do I see too many issues.  Some Friday nights on a big movie there may be issue with crowds, hence why Im seeing Avatar 3D tomorrow and not tonight.  But generally things run pretty smooth around here.

I had to de-reserve some seats for Basterds just before the movie started but no problems since then.
Ghork
Ghork Dec 18, 2009 at 9:28 pm
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Pfft dunno depends on the area you in i guess, here in copenhagen there's a fairly high ratio of screens per capita i'd wager. The US varies a lot (based on 2 trips to new york and surroundings, and a 2 month road trip in the south from miami to frisco) But then again it widely varies everywere in europe as well depending on rural or urban etc. etc.

Still numbered seats are a god send you dont need to worry about any of that grabbing seats thing.

To my previous comment i know Aeroflot has booked seatings, but try some inter asian flights down to uzbekistan etc. and you'll have russian grannies swinging hand bags like weapons to secure spaces. Taken straight out of a certain Sasha Baron Cohen movie ^^ I lived 3 years in Moscow)
Slapnuts
Slapnuts Dec 19, 2009 at 12:15 am
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Ya its a nice area around here.  Nothing like L.A. or New York where I have heard horror stories of trying to catch a flick on fridays and saturdays.  There was a piece in the paper I read a few years back that said West Michigan had one of the highest screens per capita in the country.
Doomslice
Doomslice Dec 19, 2009 at 2:44 am
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Where'd you say you were from?  Grand Rapids?
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Wadsworth1 Dec 18, 2009 at 11:00 pm
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Best to go to the AM or early PM shows.  Especially if they are PG-13 or less.  You skip crowds and all the loud little kids.  What gets me is these ****-tard parents bringing in their new-borns and they start screaming in the middle of the movie.  Lynch those mother-f's.
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Vir Dec 18, 2009 at 8:12 pm
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How in the hell do these rejects keep ending up on TV?  Is it the whole
"can't pull yourself away from watching the car wreck" concept?


C'mon, no hatin on the situation.
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Slapnuts Dec 18, 2009 at 9:14 pm
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"the situation"

these guys are such idiots.  I heard about the snookie clip the other night flashing her junk all over the dance floor like a *****.  Pretty disgusting.
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Vir Dec 18, 2009 at 9:53 pm
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Slapnuts said
"the situation"

these guys are such idiots.  I heard about the snookie clip the other night flashing her junk all over the dance floor like a *****.  Pretty disgusting.
Of course they're idiots, that is what's so priceless.  I watch for the unintentional comedy.   Did you see last weeks show?  Two money quotes:

Ronnie talking to Sammi about her getting another guys number "I wanted you to be in the equation!  My equation Sam!"

JWoww's boyfriend talking to JWoww about her dancing with Paulie:  "My friend told me he saw you at da club...grindin....on the toolbag with the blowout!"

Also there was a scene with "The Situation" and Paulie explaining how a good wingman should jump on a grenade (ie: talk to an ugly chick) for a friend which was hysterical.

I heard about the snookie clip the other night flashing her junk all over the dance floor like a *****.  Pretty disgusting.

Dude, like 95% of the girls in NJ are ******.  Remember:

http://wowriot.gameriot.com/blogs/Serious-Business-1/Stephanie-Single-Skinny-or-Sanepick-two

I almost wrote another one of those the other day.   I have a few of those stories that are pretty funny. :o

Also, I'd take Snooki over either Keys or Rhianna.
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Doomslice Dec 19, 2009 at 2:46 am
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spunk Dec 19, 2009 at 4:32 am
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Theres no way to check the clip for me (sweden), kinda silly with regional limitations. :(

Edit: Oh, Alicia Keys is a chubby (great) singer with serious skinproblems..
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Bettyblade Dec 19, 2009 at 10:05 am
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Slapnuts said
"the situation"

these guys are such idiots.  I heard about the snookie clip the other night flashing her junk all over the dance floor like a *****.  Pretty disgusting.
I have to admit I didn't know many of them questions myself but I can add 9 to pretty much any number.
Slapnuts
Slapnuts Dec 20, 2009 at 3:23 am
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Buffjob
Buffjob Dec 18, 2009 at 8:12 pm
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Battle of the Celebrity All Stars had me in tears! "1767!"
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SupaSJGokuu Dec 18, 2009 at 8:37 pm
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seat saving article was retarded. no reason why 2 or 3 people cant save seats for people who are running a bit late. also giant dick move on that guys part for not sliding a seat over so some friends can sit next to each other.

ps the girls you post about on this get uglier every week. i used to like your taste in womens, but i am starting to think differently (not saying they are UGLY, just not in the top echelon where they deserve weekly posts about them)
Slapnuts
Slapnuts Dec 18, 2009 at 9:15 pm
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The big issue is I could post Miller, Ambrosia, blah blah every week/day.  I figure sometimes people tire of the same girls week in and week out so I try to change it up.
ekaCbun
ekaCbun Dec 18, 2009 at 8:45 pm
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Ghork
Ghork Dec 18, 2009 at 9:31 pm
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what ekaCbun said, that picture is smoking hot
breadman
breadman Dec 18, 2009 at 9:33 pm
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shawties like a melody GET THIS OUT OF MY HEAD
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