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by Slapnuts, Level 70
Last updated at December 31, 2008, 6:30 am
There will be no Epic Drop tomorrow!  A) I will probably be too hung over.  B) Even I deserve a break over the holidays.  Well I don't know about the last one.  I will be back Friday morning though!  Be sure to check out the Watchmen web documentary below as well.  How about a +1?

Gov. Rod Blagojevich of Illinois appointed Obama's successor today against all odds.  The Senate doesn't want him to be seated while Blagojevich is mired in controversey and Obama himself feels Roland Burris shouldn't be appointed.  How long is going to take to get this toolbag out of office?  FFS

Yep
Streamed or torrented?  Silvia wants to know
It seems porn torrent sites are taking a back seat to streaming video of balls swinging and lips hanging.  Personally I am not really sure why.  Streaming sites suck ass and offer terrible quality when it comes to resolution and size.  Do you like your porn streamed over the web or downloaded to your hard drive?

No breast feeding pics
in your profile says Facebook.  Women are apparently a bit pissed off about this.  Seriously?  I am all for the right to do it in public, etc.  But this is Facebook, you don't have to use it and they can certainly set their own damn rules.  There is no need for your saggy ass tits to appear in your profile. 

Does Wikipedia really need your donations
?  They may be the 4th biggest website in the world but they are surrounded with questions regarding the mismanagement of funds.  Where exactly does all that money go questions Arstechnica?  It is time to run ads folks, just tell your buyers they have zero right questioning content in regards to various pages that may relate to them.

Wearing your "POLICE" shirt may end up getting you arrested.  A St. Louis man is suing the the police department for what he feels is a violation of his first amendment rights.  Typical over zealous police officers.  How often do we see this? 

More Transformers 2 news just to spite Wadsworth1.  This is the biggest joint military/movie production in history and they even got the rights to film not just around the Giza pyramids but on them.  Pretty intense.  Check out the full scope of this production at USA Today.


A Watchmen web documentary awaits you today.  Check it out.  Ironically Fox (owners of Myspace) is actually hosting this clip...
     
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w1rex
w1rex Dec 31, 2008 at 6:58 am
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Why would you download porn anyway nowadays.
Qlimax
Qlimax Jan 1, 2009 at 2:56 am
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Why not? I've got around 73 gb of porn heh.
Slapnuts
Slapnuts Jan 1, 2009 at 3:32 am
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rofl, nice stash!

I dont have 1.5TB of space for nothing!
Qlimax
Qlimax Jan 1, 2009 at 3:34 am
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I'm running a bit short on space atm, and I don't want to put my porn on my external cause my brother and sister use it from time to time, so I deleted about 4gb the other day so that I can keep everything I have in the same partition :( Made me sad, but the clips I deleted were pretty **** anyway.
Yogurtgorilla
Yogurtgorilla Dec 31, 2008 at 7:17 am unhide comment
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briyan
briyan Dec 31, 2008 at 12:33 pm
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Lymp
Lymp Dec 31, 2008 at 1:52 pm
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Hey! You stole that picture from Briyan!
Yiska
Yiska Dec 31, 2008 at 7:17 am
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I believe it goes like this for the average joe:

"OH **** IM HORNY" *looks down at his bowner*
"NEED PORN. WHAT 1,5gb to DOWNLOAD THATS ******* 2 HOURS"
"**** I STREAM THE **** I COME IN THE FIRST TWO MINS BEFORE SHE UNWRAPS ANYWAY"
Slapnuts
Slapnuts Dec 31, 2008 at 7:25 am
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rofl... I guess some people just plan their porn ahead of time eh?  The modern hustle and bustle of the world leaves little time for a quality jerk?  Hence streaming is more popular?
whyisthisrequired
whyisthisrequired Dec 31, 2008 at 3:28 pm
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You're planning the wank cause you live with your girlfriend aren't you!
Slapnuts
Slapnuts Dec 31, 2008 at 3:32 pm
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Nah, she doesnt live with me.  We wont be living together till we get married.  :)
Qlimax
Qlimax Jan 1, 2009 at 2:57 am
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rofl... I guess some people just plan their porn ahead of time eh?


Yeah I do that :P
Yogurtgorilla
Yogurtgorilla Dec 31, 2008 at 7:27 am
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Not to mention it hurts to stroke it for too long. But the best way to pass the time is to do **** muscle exercises. Flex your **** as hard as you can and then hold it for a few seconds. Then release and do it again for 50 reps. You'll get a much thicker **** shaft that can curl semi trucks in no time. Your $2 male thailand prostitutes can thank me later.
Yiska
Yiska Dec 31, 2008 at 7:35 am
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I gained 4cm. No need to lecture me on PE.
whyisthisrequired
whyisthisrequired Dec 31, 2008 at 3:27 pm
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Qils
Qils Dec 31, 2008 at 7:53 am
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Yea, **** downloading porn anymore....

xnxx.com ftw



I used to DL TV shows that I like to watch, but surfthechannel kinda spoiled me.  Even though megavideo is a total ****in jewish site now. *back to watching Dexter*

Another quick edit*

I don't even see how pornstars stay in business.  Who the **** buys porn videos anymore srsly.
Stryider
Stryider Dec 31, 2008 at 8:45 am
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The market is huge actually.  It's an extremely lucrative business.  You underestimate the level of perversion in the world.
Lusitania
Lusitania Dec 31, 2008 at 8:57 am
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Who the **** buys porn videos anymore srsly.

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Craptor
Craptor Dec 31, 2008 at 9:11 am
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Easier to hide the evidence.  I wouldn't want people stumbling upon my beastiality and tranny porn obsession.
oradol
oradol Dec 31, 2008 at 10:40 am
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Streaming is where it's at!

As for Wikipedia... **** man. I owe that site at least 30 bucks for all the utility I've got out of it.
Hektik
Hektik Dec 31, 2008 at 10:52 am
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Maybe I'm missing something but for
"Wearing your "POLICE" shirt may end up getting you arrested."

You didn't post a link for the article? 

Good epic drop, that's all I was curious about.
Stryider
Stryider Dec 31, 2008 at 11:35 am
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Mikevercetti
Mikevercetti Dec 31, 2008 at 12:02 pm
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Why the **** would women want to put pictures on facebook of themselves breastfeeding anyway? Who ******* takes pictures of that? Gross.
Nobbeh
Nobbeh Dec 31, 2008 at 1:46 pm
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they want to because they can, heh. It's a bit bizarre i know but hey. People are just weird.
Slapnuts
Slapnuts Dec 31, 2008 at 2:19 pm
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No one should knock your viewing fetishes right Noobeh?  So you like a bit of breast milk with your "tittays", why should they judge you?  ;\
Deeta
Deeta Dec 31, 2008 at 3:42 pm
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im disappointed slap, i used to be able to look at the epic drop and see maybe one article that ive seen already, now its maybe one that i havnt seen :(
Slapnuts
Slapnuts Dec 31, 2008 at 4:00 pm
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Hrm.  Most of my sources have stayed pretty much the same over the course of doing these.  I have even added some odds and ends sites/feeds in the past month or two.
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