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Last updated at April 2, 2009, 6:45 am
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This hit-and-run victim was found with an apology letter next to their body on the side of the road. Apparently the letter noted that they were sorry and that the person had a family too and the police suspect it may have been a mother with a newborn baby. Would this ease your grief at all? Thinking it was an accident? On either side of the equation?
 |  Remember when Britney was way hot? Those school-girl days? It takes Photoshop now...=/ |
Stem cells to make breasts bigger is now being offered in Britain. The good news? These boobehs will be less fake feeling as the stem cells help to grow natural tissue instead of cheap feeling implants. Surely this will somehow trickle down to strip club prices someday.
Quint at AICN saw some new footage of G.I. Joe and wasn't impressed in the slightest. This is unfortunate as I was hoping at least for an average summer popcorn flick. I generally trust Quint's judgment so hopefully they held back some good footage?
A 62-yr-old man killed the 46-yr-old mother of his kids who had become hooked on Grand Theft Auto 4 on the Playstation 3. And you guys say no one buys the PS3... pshhhh. Video game addiction can surely be bad for you...
Remember that monster burger I showed you guys from the local minor league baseball team around here? Well it seems "activists" (lol) are pissed that the team won't label it with a warning calling it a "dietary disaster that increases the risk of cancer and heart disease". Are you ****ting me? You don't even need to wonder about that just glancing at it out of the corner of your eye.
Oh ya, File Front is back... original owners as well, no more Ziff Davis b.s.! Welcome back!
This guy is fast, really fast. He certainly is full of himself but watch him in action.
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Vadaria Apr 2, 2009 at 10:56 am
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eoreol said
Obama sucks at gifts.
Fett Apr 2, 2009 at 11:04 am
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Well at least he isn't giving out Purple Crush and KFC coupons... =/
Vadaria Apr 2, 2009 at 11:30 am
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Fett said
Well at least he isn't giving out Purple Crush and KFC coupons... =/
oradol Apr 2, 2009 at 12:43 pm
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If he gave something expensive he'd be criticized for wasting money.
Slapnuts Apr 2, 2009 at 12:52 pm
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Surely he could give something thoughtful and still be cheaper than an iPod and a bunch of music that was paid for.
oradol Apr 2, 2009 at 2:27 pm
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Yeah it's a terrible gift. People would just find a way to ***** about it either way.
Smokeee Apr 3, 2009 at 10:51 am
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Saturnus said
She already had one.
Slapnuts Apr 2, 2009 at 9:01 pm
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She probably had a Zune, I'd hope the British are smart enough not to buy in to the Apple hype =p
simple11 Apr 3, 2009 at 1:04 am
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Why is everyone bagging on Obama? It's the queen of England (yes she has an ipod already), but what doesn't she have. Shoot what would you get her thats any better.
Qlimax Apr 3, 2009 at 3:02 am
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Something that actually has worth? Back in the day the president of America gifted some desk made from the timber of some famous naval vessel. And he has a matching desk too. Something like that.
The prime minister of Britain recently gave some fancy gift like the one I mentioned to Obama, and in return Obama gave him 25 American DVDs...
Obama is a stuck up, self righteous prick.
The prime minister of Britain recently gave some fancy gift like the one I mentioned to Obama, and in return Obama gave him 25 American DVDs...
Obama is a stuck up, self righteous prick.
Qlimax Apr 3, 2009 at 7:44 pm
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Something unique and original. Not a ******* consumer product.
Saturnus Apr 2, 2009 at 6:59 am
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Maybe they can use stem cells to increase dick size as well. That could get dangerous though. You know how us dudes are. We all want a giant sword bigger than the next guy. Pretty soon Victorias Secret will be making bras for our schlongs.
Slapnuts Apr 2, 2009 at 7:05 am
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Scary thought eh. Instead of the "bro" from Seinfeld fame we would have "cockzire"
Kaex Apr 2, 2009 at 10:12 am
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I think the scarier thought is how Stem Cell research is being used to do **** like this instead of curing real problems.
uhhohh Apr 2, 2009 at 7:39 am
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I don't think I could wear a penis grown in a petri dish.
I truly wonder how far people would go if they were to discover a cost effective way to increase dick size.
I truly wonder how far people would go if they were to discover a cost effective way to increase dick size.
scamp Apr 2, 2009 at 7:04 am
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They should post that handwritten "I'm sorry" letter. Handwriting is very recognizable and all it takes is one person to tip the police.
And no, I doubt it would ease my grief. It'd probably do the opposite as now you know that the person knew that they hit your family member and did nothing about it.
And no, I doubt it would ease my grief. It'd probably do the opposite as now you know that the person knew that they hit your family member and did nothing about it.
Knightemp Apr 2, 2009 at 7:12 am
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One of the stories in that stem cell boobies site was about "orgasmic childbirth"... WHAT THE ****!?
Sleek Apr 2, 2009 at 1:47 pm
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Yeah wow... I'm so uncomfortable right now reading about orgasmic childbirth. I can not decide what to think about it.
Erz Apr 2, 2009 at 7:25 am
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It's just a gimmick and if you can't tell from looking at that burger that it's unhealthy then you're probably one hotdog eating competition away from killing yourself anyway.
Qlimax Apr 2, 2009 at 7:33 am
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Obligatory reply for my buddy Slap
Go to the post office tomorrow you *****.
Go to the post office tomorrow you *****.
Slapnuts Apr 2, 2009 at 8:52 am
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Um, he did shoot the balloons, or did you not watch that far?
Vadaria Apr 2, 2009 at 11:00 am
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Levidian said
I watched it w/o sound at work and skimmed a few parts. I watched him fire his gun at least 5-6 times and it was just shots of him pulling it out and putting it back in I guess I missed the shot of the balloons.
I saw this guy a few years back on some show, i forgot what it was though. Some big talent show of some sort.
Godsmak Apr 2, 2009 at 12:26 pm
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Levidian said
I watched it w/o sound at work and skimmed a few parts. I watched him fire his gun at least 5-6 times and it was just shots of him pulling it out and putting it back in I guess I missed the shot of the balloons.
You aren't good at anything Levidian, nothing, you are stuck in your mother's basement sitting on your carried rating hoping for Deadly Glad. WOOHOO HIGH FIVE!
Rioter Apr 2, 2009 at 8:56 am
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He was hitting two targets 8 feet away in a fraction of a second, not sure what you're on about.
wiggie Apr 2, 2009 at 6:12 pm
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"The use of blanks creates the illusion of accuracy while fast drawing, when in fact just aiming a gun loaded with a blank cartridge in the general direction of a balloon at close range will destroy the target where a live round would likely miss."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Munden
Everything is a lie; Life sucks.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Munden
Everything is a lie; Life sucks.
Sleek Apr 2, 2009 at 8:44 am
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This hit-and-run victim was found with an apology letter next to their body on the side of the road.
This probably isn't what happened, but that'd be a really good coverup idea if you were going to murder someone. Have a girlfriend write an apology letter but not mention she's a girl. The hand writing will obviously be a girl's handwriting and the police probably won't be suspicious of the subtle misdirection.
This probably isn't what happened, but that'd be a really good coverup idea if you were going to murder someone. Have a girlfriend write an apology letter but not mention she's a girl. The hand writing will obviously be a girl's handwriting and the police probably won't be suspicious of the subtle misdirection.
Sleek Apr 2, 2009 at 9:23 am
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It was just a joke but I'm sure your gun would come into play if I wanted to surprise-murder you. Life is pretty delicate.
Levidian Apr 2, 2009 at 9:28 am
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It's astonishing what the human body can go through and survive. Watch a few episodes of
I Survived and you'll see what I'm talking about.
Anyway you surprise murdering me would be a ***** thing to do. If you want to fight to the death hand to hand some time let me know.
I Survived and you'll see what I'm talking about.
Anyway you surprise murdering me would be a ***** thing to do. If you want to fight to the death hand to hand some time let me know.
Sleek Apr 2, 2009 at 9:32 am
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This is why people don't like you man. I just made a quick joke that didn't really need to be replied to. You don't have to be a condescending tough guy when someone makes a joke, no one finds that likable.
Sleek Apr 2, 2009 at 10:08 am
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There's a subtle difference, but it's cool man forget about it.
Levidian Apr 2, 2009 at 10:12 am
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...and you post again (I know I did too) but you get the idea?
Munk Apr 2, 2009 at 11:06 am
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Levidian said
...and you post again (I know I did too) but you get the idea?
Doomslice Apr 2, 2009 at 10:14 am
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I had this typed out earlier after your hand-to-hand death match statement, but decided not to post it because it wasn't worth the effort to retrieve my password and log in.
But... "You are a giant douche."
But... "You are a giant douche."
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