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by Slapnuts, Level 70
Last updated at July 30, 2009, 7:39 am
Starting tonight off with a fantastic trailer here on the Epic Drop courtesy of The Collector.  Tomorrow is the last day for Marisa Month so prepare to vote for some new lady for the month of August.  I may also have a new giveaway coming your way eventually here but more on that later.  +1 for Lauren Budd and an amazing "World's fastest" video

Just to clarify, this trailer for The Collector is a Red Band trailer, aka Not Safe For Work.  Looks awesome however.  Thanks TheReaper:


I've embeded enough videos tonight so you are going to have to click over for this one.  A US Soldier demands an apology from Senator Claire McCaskill at an Obamacare town hall meeting over all this health care nonsense.  The good news is the voting on this socialized health care plan is going to be delayed, possibly as late as October,  as support nationwide is dropping faster than Wadsworth's pants a Jonas Brothers concert. 

Yep
The motherland has their fair share of hotness.  The British Lauren Budd.
Is it time to ditch the air conditioning unit?  I kind of get a laugh out of this as the lady is from Boston, it would be like me *****ing about the cost of using my pool here in Michigan.  I realize I couldn't live in say South Carolina without one but there are a lot of places that are just fine without AC.  It has actually been quite cool here this summer with only two days above 85 the whole summer.  My pool is actually warmer than the air most of the time.

Apple is trying to convince the government to ban the unlocking of iPhones over "terrorist and drug dealing risks.  This is great for some laughs, head over to DailyTech.  If the government sides with Apple on this I will be quite disappointed.  All phones should be network-free to increase competition.  Plus I fully hope to be able to jailbreak an iPhone once they land on Verizon.

Some quick movie news:  An inFamous movie is in the works via Sony.  Be the ball Sony and have the star play as the villain.

El Guapo at Latino Review loves G.I. Joe stating "In the battle of cartoons turned movies, G.I. Joe is the superior film to Transformers in every way. It is, hands down, the most action packed movie of  the summer"

And Massawyrm at AICN calls Apatow's "Funny People" one of the best movies of the year and his best movie yet (Apatow directed 40 Year Old Virgin and Knocked Up).  I will definitely be heading to see this Friday or Saturday. 


Another trailer for you guys to check out, this one courtesy of the fantastic Coen brothers.  A Serious Man:



The clapping one is pretty crazy but I gotta hand it to the Japanese guy.  That strip maneuver could come in handy at times.
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Ronin
Ronin Jul 30, 2009 at 7:54 am
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Joe > tformers...Nuff said!

Also...1st!
Slapnuts
Slapnuts Jul 30, 2009 at 8:04 am
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Agreed.  I find my opinions in line with El Guapo's quite often and his opinion is good enough for me to watch it at a matinee.  Cant wait to see some ninja sword action.
Ronin
Ronin Jul 30, 2009 at 8:08 am
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Thing is that Formers is just cute and nice cg's, the rest is pure trash, also, formers have some hot girls, as so GI Joe. Baroness is the sexiest ***** ever.
Lightbeard
Lightbeard Jul 30, 2009 at 9:24 am
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Are you one of those people who called the twins racist?
Ronin
Ronin Jul 30, 2009 at 11:01 am
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Actually no, to make it simple, the only good thing that Tformers have is just some nice looking cg's, the rest of the movie (storyline etc... ) sucks. Same as the 1st one.
Lightbeard
Lightbeard Jul 30, 2009 at 8:10 pm
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I enjoyed Tformers a lot I can understand why people wouldnt like it. But I don't think its as bad as every makes it out to be there are definitly worst movies that came out this year. It's a fun movie though if you have a taste for some explosions.

I did have some problems with it but overall it was enjoyable
Darqui
Darqui Jul 30, 2009 at 8:01 am
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Wtf that japanese guy is insane
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Lesane Jul 30, 2009 at 8:03 am
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Many people unlock their iPhones not just to be able to choose their own provider but also so they can get their hands on apps that are banned/rejected by Apple. I think Apple has a point in some way, although I doubt making the unlocking of iPhones illegal would stop criminals such as terrorists and drug dealers from doing it anyway and using their iPhone for illegal acts. Maybe they should've spent some of their $$$ on increasing the security of their device if this is what worries them, it's not like they don't earn enough money with their overpriced devices. If the government doesn't cave in, and someone will really attack the phone towers there will be a ****storm heading their way which will probably cause them more damage in costs than it would've costed them to increase the security of the iPhone.
Slapnuts
Slapnuts Jul 30, 2009 at 8:06 am
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They make some funny points in the DTech comments.  If this phone is that "unsecure" shouldnt the government just ban it out right?  :]  Kind of makes sense if you ask me.  Can't believe Apple would go down that route instead of just improving their security even further on their next edition or something.
Soliidus
Soliidus Jul 30, 2009 at 8:07 am
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Slap, I feel it is time I state this.. I love your blogs. The end.
Orion1234
Orion1234 Jul 30, 2009 at 8:18 am
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I'd love to pull the strip maneuver before I'm gonna get laid. Put on the flyness. But I guarantee I'd **** it up and fall on my head/give myself a wedgie simultaneously.
Slapnuts
Slapnuts Jul 30, 2009 at 8:22 am
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And the likelihood of that being a turn on is slim to none.  =/

You gotta figure though, he may need a trick like that to really get a head in life in those regards.
Orion1234
Orion1234 Jul 30, 2009 at 8:27 am
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I want to see that trick in a porno tbh
forkz
forkz Jul 30, 2009 at 8:41 am
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why is bunny in that horror movie he should be in baltimore!!!
Slapnuts
Slapnuts Jul 30, 2009 at 8:49 am
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Bmore represent.  Damn, I was going to post one of my favorite Wire clips ever but it was removed on Youtube.  The "Just dream with me" clip from Middle Ground (3-11) where stringer and avon reminisce about back in the day.

"Its just business"
Dyzz
Dyzz Jul 30, 2009 at 9:16 am
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thats right mother *******, baltimore is the ****. We got cancer, Crabs (both kinds), and one of the top crime cities. Dont forget our mayor whos been under investigation the entire time shes been mayor, for stealing from charties. Booyah!

Baltimore: The City that Bleeds!
Dyzz
Dyzz Jul 30, 2009 at 9:17 am
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as support nationwide is dropping faster than Wadsworth's pants a Jonas Brothers concert.


So true, so true.  Tho, its almost as fast as Wadsworth dies to the tank in L4D.
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Wadsworth1 Jul 31, 2009 at 12:31 am
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Lol, funny, I'm usually the last one left when the tank comes out because I'm smart and run and shoot from a distant.  ****, I don't even know what music the Jonas Brothers play or sing. Ppp I assume?
Dyzz
Dyzz Jul 31, 2009 at 8:43 am
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disney pop rock i think, same **** as miley cyrus.
Wadsworth1
Wadsworth1 Jul 31, 2009 at 10:35 pm
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Damn, I'm dropping my pants now, get out of the way of my shadow Dyzz!
Dyzz
Dyzz Aug 1, 2009 at 10:06 am
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Madrat
Madrat Jul 30, 2009 at 10:30 am
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The last part of the "World Fastest" minesweeper one reminds me of when I was growing up, my mother loved that game and she would always beat my high score.... Then I would just go edit the .ini file and put my score 1 second faster than hers.  And she would go back to trying to beat me again.

-=Hax0rs=-
Slapnuts
Slapnuts Jul 30, 2009 at 2:19 pm
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rofl, that must have been maddening.  did you ever tell her?
proclass
proclass Jul 30, 2009 at 10:53 am
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That World's Fastest Video was ******* amazing.

The one I was most impressed with was the Japanese girl doing the stamping. Fast ******* hands, I couldn't even see individual envelopes.
Zizek
Zizek Jul 30, 2009 at 2:18 pm
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Dyzz
Dyzz Jul 31, 2009 at 8:44 am
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imagine if she got good at starcraft lmao.
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