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by Slapnuts, Level 71
Last updated at August 28, 2009, 8:06 am
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Guess what Americans, not only will your taxes help keep prisoners in jail but they also go towards their stimulus checks! What a win-win for those of you keeping score. The AP reports that 3,900 stimulus checks went to prisoners who could do nothing to stimulate the economy. 2,200 of them actually got to keep them. Glad I could help you guys buy smokes to spare Billy from pounding you in the ass for another week...
Word on the street according to Dark Horizons is that Avatar tickets are going on sale already a full 4 months before the movie airs. A bunch of AMC Theaters started moving tickets already, many of them with IMAX screens in preparation for Cameron's next flick. My nearest IMAX is Celebration Cinema and you can bet I'll be seeing it in 3D. Those of you interested should hit up your local AMC.
Define irony. SPCA (Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals) CEO who bashed on Michael Vick for the whole dog fighting fiasco and other locals for animal treatment had her own dog die to neglect. Robin Starr of Richmond, Virginia left her dog in the hot weather for four hours and he died later that night of kidney failure. Robin routinely took her dog to work with her and her husband put the dog in the car per a usual routine and Robin forget to check the car and left the dog inside while at work. Pot meet kettle.
Rob Zombie hasn't screwed up enough horror franchises yet so now he plans to remake The Blob in some sort of modern day remake. Rob doesn't feel it is horror, pegging it as SciFi, and that kind of thinking already has me worried. The good thing is (lol) you can count on a Sherri Moon appearance because Rob's wife gotta eat!
Obama's job approval rating has now dipped down to 50% according to Gallup. That is a faster drop than both of the Bush clan but Slick Willie dropped and even faster and still won re-election so who hell the knows. 50% however isn't good and it should be a sign to get off this whole health-care kick.
A man spent four years researching modern-day slavery and has concluded there are more slaves in the world right now than ever before in history, upwards of 27 million according to projections. Estel needs your support people, this is serious business!
Some girls cry, some girls show cleavage and others throw ****:
Yes this was on Reddit today and I've never seen it before so I'll pass it long. You have to see Bob's reaction at the end so make sure you stick around...
Time to vote for September's Friday girl of the month on the Epic Drop. The top vote getter (Scarlett) and the lowest (Minka Kelly) were removed to provide you with two more options, enjoy!

97 comments
Lulzinator Aug 28, 2009 at 11:11 am
-3 votes
The poll is ****. like usual. Scar Jo is a ******* butter face that should never have won last month and Kate Beckinsdale winning this month? Really? ******* 16 year olds have such terrible ******* taste.
Beckinsdale is pretty, but she is not hot. There's a difference between beauty and sex appeal. These kids don't get it yet. Kate Beckinsdale is like a flower. I don't mind looking at her, but I feel like she'd wilt if I jizzed on her.
Stacy Keibler on the other hand....
Beckinsdale is pretty, but she is not hot. There's a difference between beauty and sex appeal. These kids don't get it yet. Kate Beckinsdale is like a flower. I don't mind looking at her, but I feel like she'd wilt if I jizzed on her.
Stacy Keibler on the other hand....
Darkmiss Aug 28, 2009 at 11:32 am
+1 votes
So, it's a **** poll because everyone doesn't agree with you?
Poor guy. =(
Poor guy. =(
Lulzinator Aug 28, 2009 at 12:02 pm
-2 votes
I don't expect children to agree with me, but they shouldn't be allowed to vote either!
Kate Beckinsdale is not hot. Not at all. She looks like a ******* elf or something. She looks like the type of person who likes long walks through the vineyard on a cool autumn day. Stacy Keibler looks like she wants to fux.
Kate Beckinsdale is not hot. Not at all. She looks like a ******* elf or something. She looks like the type of person who likes long walks through the vineyard on a cool autumn day. Stacy Keibler looks like she wants to fux.
Darkmiss Aug 28, 2009 at 12:04 pm
+1 votes
You're doing a fantastic job of making everyone else look like children, and not yourself.
Vhairi Aug 28, 2009 at 2:27 pm
+1 votes
"I don't expect children to agree with me, but they shouldn't be allowed to vote either!
Kate Beckinsdale is not hot. Not at all. She looks like a ******* elf or something."
Post picture of yourself please.
"She looks like the type of person who likes long walks through the
vineyard on a cool autumn day. Stacy Keibler looks like she wants to
fux."
Ah ok. you are 14 years old and your definition of whether or not someone is hot is how sluttly they are. gotcha.
Kate Beckinsdale is not hot. Not at all. She looks like a ******* elf or something."
Post picture of yourself please.
"She looks like the type of person who likes long walks through the
vineyard on a cool autumn day. Stacy Keibler looks like she wants to
fux."
Ah ok. you are 14 years old and your definition of whether or not someone is hot is how sluttly they are. gotcha.
Lulzinator Aug 28, 2009 at 3:24 pm
-2 votes
Vhairi said
"I don't expect children to agree with me, but they shouldn't be allowed to vote either!
Kate Beckinsdale is not hot. Not at all. She looks like a ******* elf or something."
Post picture of yourself please.
"She looks like the type of person who likes long walks through the
vineyard on a cool autumn day. Stacy Keibler looks like she wants to
fux."
Ah ok. you are 14 years old and your definition of whether or not someone is hot is how sluttly they are. gotcha.
Kate Beckinsdale is not hot. Not at all. She looks like a ******* elf or something."
Post picture of yourself please.
"She looks like the type of person who likes long walks through the
vineyard on a cool autumn day. Stacy Keibler looks like she wants to
fux."
Ah ok. you are 14 years old and your definition of whether or not someone is hot is how sluttly they are. gotcha.
Also note, you limp wristed spooge sponge, that sexy and slutty are not the same thing. Nor is sexy and pretty. It's all different, and I simply prefer looking at sexy women as opposed to pretty girls.
Thanks for coming out, though, Fritz.
Ohflip Aug 28, 2009 at 2:41 pm
+1 votes
Lulzinator said
I don't expect children to agree with me, but they shouldn't be allowed to vote either!
Kate Beckinsdale is not hot. Not at all. She looks like a ******* elf or something. She looks like the type of person who likes long walks through the vineyard on a cool autumn day. Stacy Keibler looks like she wants to fux.
Kate Beckinsdale is not hot. Not at all. She looks like a ******* elf or something. She looks like the type of person who likes long walks through the vineyard on a cool autumn day. Stacy Keibler looks like she wants to fux.
Salman Aug 28, 2009 at 9:01 pm
+0 votes
Scar Jo and Kate are definitely not attractive AT ALL, just coz, and Stacy is way hotter coz she looks like she wants to ****. The 16 year old preferences aren't coming through at all there.
Orion1234 Aug 28, 2009 at 8:32 am
+3 votes
Keeley Hazell nerds! Slap might link to more NSFW that way.
gottodisagree Aug 28, 2009 at 4:00 pm
+2 votes
finally we could have the chance to see some porn in the internet
Ohflip Aug 28, 2009 at 2:42 pm
+1 votes
And after you finish the blob, watch the 1920s silent thriller the blot..Just get ready for the ******dly ways of the main character!
Terraburn Aug 28, 2009 at 8:49 am
+1 votes
Kinda slow in the news huh? The price is right video is amazing.
Vir Aug 28, 2009 at 9:16 am
+4 votes
Some girls cry, some girls show cleavage and others throw ****:
Nice to see the officer showed some restraint. See now, I'd have no problem with him ticketing her for disorderly conduct or some other ****.
Nice to see the officer showed some restraint. See now, I'd have no problem with him ticketing her for disorderly conduct or some other ****.
TheReaper Aug 28, 2009 at 10:13 am
+7 votes
i thought he would taser her, kick her to the ground and handcuff her nose and anus together like in those other videos =(
Salman Aug 28, 2009 at 9:02 pm
+0 votes
TheReaper said
i thought he would taser her, kick her to the ground and handcuff her nose and anus together like in those other videos =(
kavekk Aug 28, 2009 at 9:37 am
+1 votes
TM: Is that raw numbers or as a percentage of the population?
BS: I want to be very clear what I mean when I say
the word slavery. If you look it up in Webster's dictionary, the first
definition is "drudgery or toil." It's become a metaphor for undue
hardship, because we assume that once you legally abolish something, it
no longer exists. But as a matter of reality for up to 27 million
people in the world, slaves are those forced to work, held through
fraud, under threat of violence, for no pay beyond subsistence. It's a
very spare definition.
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Way to answer the question.
BS: I want to be very clear what I mean when I say
the word slavery. If you look it up in Webster's dictionary, the first
definition is "drudgery or toil." It's become a metaphor for undue
hardship, because we assume that once you legally abolish something, it
no longer exists. But as a matter of reality for up to 27 million
people in the world, slaves are those forced to work, held through
fraud, under threat of violence, for no pay beyond subsistence. It's a
very spare definition.
---
Way to answer the question.
Vir Aug 28, 2009 at 10:25 am
+2 votes
If you're forced to work for someone else, you're a slave.
There are a lot more slaves in this world than 27 million. The amusing part is that people will accept slavery, even love it, as long as you can keep them ignorant of their true condition.
There are a lot more slaves in this world than 27 million. The amusing part is that people will accept slavery, even love it, as long as you can keep them ignorant of their true condition.
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