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by Slapnuts, Level 71
Last updated at August 28, 2009, 8:06 am
We are focusing on the bad (losing Scar Jo on Fridays) to the really bad (This Tucker Max movie that many say is quite "****ty") tonight on the Epic Drop.  Negativity incoming!  The good news is prisoners get stimulus checks!  Oh f#@k it, +1 for spastic soccer moms...

Guess what Americans, not only will your taxes help keep prisoners in jail but they also go towards their stimulus checks!  What a win-win for those of you keeping score.  The AP reports that 3,900 stimulus checks went to prisoners who could do nothing to stimulate the economy.  2,200 of them actually got to keep them.  Glad I could help you guys buy smokes to spare Billy from pounding you in the ass for another week...

Word on the street according to Dark Horizons is that Avatar tickets are going on sale already a full 4 months before the movie airs.  A bunch of AMC Theaters started moving tickets already, many of them with IMAX screens in preparation for Cameron's next flick.  My nearest IMAX is Celebration Cinema and you can bet  I'll be seeing it in 3D.  Those of you interested should hit up your local AMC.

Yep
All hail the retirement of Scarlett as August's Miss Friday!
Define irony.  SPCA (Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals) CEO who bashed on Michael Vick for the whole dog fighting fiasco and other locals for animal treatment had her own dog die to neglect.  Robin Starr of Richmond, Virginia left her dog in the hot weather for four hours and he died later that night of kidney failure.  Robin routinely took her dog to work with her and her husband put the dog in the car per a usual routine and Robin forget to check the car and left the dog inside while at work.  Pot meet kettle.

Rob Zombie hasn't screwed up enough horror franchises yet so now he plans to remake The Blob in some sort of modern day remake.  Rob doesn't feel it is horror, pegging it as SciFi, and that kind of thinking already has me worried.  The good thing is (lol) you can count on a Sherri Moon appearance because Rob's wife gotta eat!

Obama's job approval rating has now dipped down to 50% according to Gallup.  That is a faster drop than both of the Bush clan but Slick Willie dropped and even faster and still won re-election so who hell the knows.  50% however isn't good and it should be a sign to get off this whole health-care kick.

A man spent four years researching modern-day slavery and has concluded there are more slaves in the world right now than ever before in history, upwards of 27 million according to projections.  Estel needs your support people, this is serious business!


Some girls cry, some girls show cleavage and others throw ****:



Yes this was on Reddit today and I've never seen it before so I'll pass it long.  You have to see Bob's reaction at the end so make sure you stick around...



Time to vote for September's Friday girl of the month on the Epic Drop.  The top vote getter (Scarlett) and the lowest (Minka Kelly) were removed to provide you with two more options, enjoy!

     
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Putto Aug 28, 2009 at 8:10 am
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Lulzinator
Lulzinator Aug 28, 2009 at 11:11 am
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The poll is ****. like usual. Scar Jo is a ******* butter face that should never have won last month and Kate Beckinsdale winning this month? Really? ******* 16 year olds have such terrible ******* taste.

Beckinsdale is pretty, but she is not hot. There's a difference between beauty and sex appeal. These kids don't get it yet. Kate Beckinsdale is like a flower. I don't mind looking at her, but I feel like she'd wilt if I jizzed on her.

Stacy Keibler on the other hand....
Darkmiss
Darkmiss Aug 28, 2009 at 11:32 am
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So, it's a **** poll because everyone doesn't agree with you?

Poor guy. =(
Lulzinator
Lulzinator Aug 28, 2009 at 12:02 pm
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I don't expect children to agree with me, but they shouldn't be allowed to vote either!

Kate Beckinsdale is not hot. Not at all. She looks like a ******* elf or something. She looks like the type of person who likes long walks through the vineyard on a cool autumn day. Stacy Keibler looks like she wants to fux.
Darkmiss
Darkmiss Aug 28, 2009 at 12:04 pm
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You're doing a fantastic job of making everyone else look like children, and not yourself.
LagSpike
LagSpike Aug 28, 2009 at 1:10 pm
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Hahaha don't you love the internet.
Vhairi
Vhairi Aug 28, 2009 at 2:27 pm
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"I don't expect children to agree with me, but they shouldn't be allowed to vote either!
Kate Beckinsdale is not hot. Not at all. She looks like a ******* elf or something."


Post picture of yourself please.

"She looks like the type of person who likes long walks through the
vineyard on a cool autumn day. Stacy Keibler looks like she wants to
fux."


Ah ok.  you are 14 years old and your definition of whether or not someone is hot is how sluttly they are.  gotcha.
Lulzinator
Lulzinator Aug 28, 2009 at 3:24 pm
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Vhairi said
"I don't expect children to agree with me, but they shouldn't be allowed to vote either!
Kate Beckinsdale is not hot. Not at all. She looks like a ******* elf or something."


Post picture of yourself please.

"She looks like the type of person who likes long walks through the
vineyard on a cool autumn day. Stacy Keibler looks like she wants to
fux."


Ah ok.  you are 14 years old and your definition of whether or not someone is hot is how sluttly they are.  gotcha.
What does posting a pic of myself have to do with Slapnuts ****ty poll, or kate beckinsdale's lack of sex appeal? Did you lack oxygen at birth?

Also note, you limp wristed spooge sponge, that sexy and slutty are not the same thing. Nor is sexy and pretty. It's all different, and I simply prefer looking at sexy women as opposed to pretty girls.

Thanks for coming out, though, Fritz.
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Ohflip Aug 28, 2009 at 2:41 pm
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Lulzinator said
I don't expect children to agree with me, but they shouldn't be allowed to vote either!

Kate Beckinsdale is not hot. Not at all. She looks like a ******* elf or something. She looks like the type of person who likes long walks through the vineyard on a cool autumn day. Stacy Keibler looks like she wants to fux.
You have solidified your place as a 16 yr old on this site as of now....Nice work
Salman
Salman Aug 28, 2009 at 9:01 pm
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Scar Jo and Kate are definitely not attractive AT ALL, just coz, and Stacy is way hotter coz she looks like she wants to ****. The 16 year old preferences aren't coming through at all there. 
Spinnaz
Spinnaz Aug 29, 2009 at 10:57 am
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Lulzinator = Bitter nerd with uber standards on the internet but truly is just a virgin nerd.
Ainsophaur
Ainsophaur Aug 30, 2009 at 2:25 am
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Orion1234
Orion1234 Aug 28, 2009 at 8:32 am
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Keeley Hazell nerds! Slap might link to more NSFW that way.
gottodisagree
gottodisagree Aug 28, 2009 at 4:00 pm
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finally we could have the chance to see some porn in the internet
Slapnuts
Slapnuts Aug 28, 2009 at 4:21 pm
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porn does not exist on the internet, the tubes are a lie!
Orion1234
Orion1234 Aug 29, 2009 at 8:31 am
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Rioter
Rioter Aug 28, 2009 at 8:33 am
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That's supposed to be "Blob" not Blog?
Levidian
Levidian Aug 28, 2009 at 8:36 am
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Yup, and if you've never watched the original do it.
Slapnuts
Slapnuts Aug 28, 2009 at 8:39 am
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and f'd up typos rear their ugly head again!  thanks!
Ohflip
Ohflip Aug 28, 2009 at 2:42 pm
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And after you finish the blob, watch the 1920s silent thriller the blot..Just get ready for the ******dly ways of the main character!
Levidian
Levidian Aug 28, 2009 at 8:36 am
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VOTE BIEL DON'T F IT UP THIS TIME
Charr3d
Charr3d Aug 28, 2009 at 8:41 am
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Terraburn
Terraburn Aug 28, 2009 at 8:49 am
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Kinda slow in the news huh? The price is right video is amazing.
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Furioni Aug 28, 2009 at 9:10 am
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Vir Aug 28, 2009 at 9:16 am
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Some girls cry, some girls show cleavage and others throw ****:

Nice to see the officer showed some restraint.  See now, I'd have no problem with him ticketing her for disorderly conduct or some other ****.
Qils
Qils Aug 28, 2009 at 9:48 am
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I'm surprised he didn't taze her.
TheReaper
TheReaper Aug 28, 2009 at 10:13 am
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i thought he would taser her, kick her to the ground and handcuff her nose and anus together like in those other videos =(
Salman
Salman Aug 28, 2009 at 9:02 pm
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TheReaper said
i thought he would taser her, kick her to the ground and handcuff her nose and anus together like in those other videos =(
I was waiting for that.
kavekk
kavekk Aug 28, 2009 at 9:37 am
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TM: Is that raw numbers or as a percentage of the population?

BS: I want to be very clear what I mean when I say
the word slavery. If you look it up in Webster's dictionary, the first
definition is "drudgery or toil." It's become a metaphor for undue
hardship, because we assume that once you legally abolish something, it
no longer exists. But as a matter of reality for up to 27 million
people in the world, slaves are those forced to work, held through
fraud, under threat of violence, for no pay beyond subsistence. It's a
very spare definition.
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Way to answer the question.
Vir
Vir Aug 28, 2009 at 10:25 am
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If you're forced to work for someone else, you're a slave.

There are a lot more slaves in this world than 27 million.  The amusing part is that people will accept slavery, even love it, as long as you can keep them ignorant of their true condition.
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