WoW Porn, Druid Video, and Miscellaneous Retardation

If I had to say "NSFW" to prevent you from opening a post about porn in a family/work environment, then may Ming have mercy on your soul (clearly he's a god around these parts, amirite?).

I don't pretend to be anywhere near the top of any gossip ladder, particularly those that pertain to WoW.  When Hafu inevitably gives birth to the worlds greatest gamer, I will probably be the last to know.   When Estel files for divorce and subsequently jacks her share of Ming's $50 fortune to fund her career in anime, I doubt I'll find out until the case has become a rerun on The People's Court.  Yet when my... friend got a hold of me to let me know that she'd be in the next installment of "World of *****craft," I am ashamed to have responded by saying "WTF is that?"  Apparently I am even m more secluded than I thought, for the grape vine has yielded some particularly interesting wine.    

Ladies and gentleman, I shall spare you the suspense.  WORLD OF WARCRAFT PORN IS HERE.  This is no animated hentai bull****, but a live-action celebration of sexuality in a virtual world.   In the World of *****craft, Rogue's do it (and take it) from behind, lesbian Warriors do business in chain mail, and a bunch of other **** probably happens that I can't describe because my imagination sucks when I'm tired.  Regardless, I don't think you'll see the following cinematic brilliance anywhere else.     








http://www.*****lore.com/


I actually haven't watched any of the episodes yet, but my "friend" sent me a copy of the most recent one and I guess she shows up in the last two, so please feel free to go all out and hook her up with some % revenue.   I have yet to watch any of it, as I promised my friends not to ruin the "experience" before we can have some kind of ridiculous wow-porn party. 

In other news (as they say), I don't really play WoW.  The internet connection at my apartment is a bandwidth-capped wireless connection shared between like 100 people so I generally only have <10,000 ping about 10 minutes.  Regardless, I filmed a total of about 5 minutes of Druid footage in AB during the off times, and threw it together pretty quickly for anyone who wants to see it before I say the following:

WTT FOR HUNTER (or Warrior if I can't get a Hunter)

Anyway here it is: http://files.filefront.com/zomglamewmv/;9838714;/fileinfo.html

For those of you always *****ing about how pvp videos are highlights, this is literally 100% of the footage currently on my PC.   It's nothing special,  but it's probably the only footage you'll ever see of me playing Druid.

If you stream it I'll kill you because the quality sucks.

I would love to write more but my friends are threatening to kill me if I don't leave RIGHT NOW for St. Paddy's.  Peace all.