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Last updated at March 27, 2009, 5:45 pm
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ShamWow gets arrested after confrontation with prostitute:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html
There is so much funny contained in the article, I don't even know where to begin. From paying 1,000$ for a arguably average prostitute to having his tongue bit to the point of bleeding, which he in turn punched the prostitute in the face.
From his mug shot it looks like he got the worst of it:
Many people have debated a Billy Mays vs ShamWow Celebrity death match, but if Vince can't handle a prostitute something tells me Billy would crush him with both hands behind his back.
The hookers mug shots:
****, I don't think I would **** that girl with someone elses dick.
What a great start to the weekend, enjoy yourselves a good laugh before heading out for the night!
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Slapnuts Mar 27, 2009 at 5:58 pm
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Wow he is old as ****. The commercial/makeup make him look way younger. Would never have guessed he was that old or looked like a total bum.
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mung Mar 27, 2009 at 6:06 pm
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i was ******* amazed at how much older he looks as well, he looks 25 in the commercials but he's ******* 44. still you gotta admit he's amazing at what he does, why does he get so much hate for it?
as for the girl, take a deeper look into the smoking gun and you'll see shes far above average for a hooker
as for the girl, take a deeper look into the smoking gun and you'll see shes far above average for a hooker
RDC Mar 27, 2009 at 7:00 pm
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Shut up the broad is hot, you have to be gay not to find her attractive atleast a bit in the first picture.
Craptor Mar 27, 2009 at 7:11 pm
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Hot is a stretch, I'd give you above average, keep in mind I live in a college town so most of the places I go to have girls that look wayyy better than that. Like I said average, maybe slightly above. For someone I'd be paying money to ****, you can go on craigslist and get better for cheaper, just my 2c.
Slapnuts Mar 27, 2009 at 7:16 pm
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craigslist is the prostitution capital of the country remember! lol @ chicago
RDC Mar 27, 2009 at 7:44 pm
+1 votes
Ok fine, hot was a stretch indeed, but my point was that she doesn't look so bad as you put it.
Lycra Mar 28, 2009 at 8:42 am
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RDC said
Ok fine, hot was a stretch indeed, but my point was that she doesn't look so bad as you put it.
affix Mar 27, 2009 at 7:41 pm
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Police report says they found $930 in $20 bills.
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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