Diary of a WoW Hater-Player

An ode of sorts to those of you who hate this game and still log on. Makes sense!


I logged on today. It was morning. I opened my friends list.

Nothing.

I have no friends. My soul is the blackest black of black in the hell that is Dalaran. The NPC's in Shattrah laughed at me constantly, now the NPCs in Dalaran won't even look at me.

A mage ran by, he had some gear. I felt the anger rise in me to see a person have purples that I have. He doesn't deserve them. Gear like that should have been reserved for me only, but the lord of WoW deemed it fitting to punish me so.

The knife cuts deep into my being.

I ride my war bear in circles around Dalaran, the motion mimics the hole in my heart.

I joined the fight in Strands of the Ancients. Other people didn't listen to me. We lost. I won't even attempt to join Eye of the Storm.

Why don't people understand I need help, that I cry for them? Blizzard doesn't hear me when I write to them "uhhh paladins are OP." It's like I don't even exist...

Battlegrounds are terrible, but I long for the days when PvP was fun. Arena lets me show my skill, but I hate fighting in a fishbowl. Zergs in battlegrounds make me cry in a bathtub full of cold water while Michael Bolton plays softly in the night, the glow of candles as dim as my own WoW life.

And yet...

Tauren Mill and Southshore battles were the only real PvP. I miss it dearly.

Sometimes I jump from Scryer rise. The pain lets me know I'm still alive.

I dueled a paladin today. He beat me harder than I beat myself every day I log on. He used divine storm after the duel was over, just to show me how skillful he was at pressing his 3 keys to win.

A deathknight rezzed as a ghoul in an arena. I wish I was a ghoul. It crit me for 3k. I wish I was a ghoul. I spammed arcane barrage as best I could, the buttons are hard to hit while I move. I'm so skillful.

Other people get by by not being skillful. It's unfair.

This game is terrible and I hate it. I should log off. I hate it so, it sucks in every way.

I should log off.

I should...

fin


I'd ask for likes, but I hate myself too much for playing WoW.