Guildmeeting in thy holy spirit (1/2) + Applying Yiska's golden rules

Even though I hate writing multiple entries about the same topic, my recent entry about Druid and Priest night out (link) was fairly successful, and as we, only a couple of weeks after, decided to have a guild-meeting as our DK was coming up to Stockholm, I decided to recap that night in the same spirit.



So here we go. This is Lårviken Hjältar. (In translation: Thighbay's heroes. To you kiddies out there (paperkat), no, it's not a city)

So, me and Profila mounted up rather early to pick our DK up at the flight path.

When I asked Profila why he wore sunglasses even though it was cloudy outside he explained to me that the sunglasses were very expensive and stated "There's no reason not to wear my Furious shoulders just because I'm not in the arenas". This made no sense to me but at least I knew we were off to a good start, having WoW-references thrown out this early.

Now guys, don't get me wrong on the rest of this entry. I had to write the beginning short since it's very important that the picture shows on the feed for +1's (You missed this one Yiska!).

I have decided to apply some of Yiskas rules for +1 just to see if he was correct so... +1 if you think Yiska is correct (Wait, was begging for +1 even included?)

We set out to meet a Warlock/DK 2v2 for lunch, and as the grill conjured the avarage WoWer food (Hamburgers and coke), we kept discussing one of the more important issues of WoW today. Who would you bang, aNNa or Hafu?



Why did we consider aNNa vs Hafu being a top issue? Well, seeing as Blizz decided to release 3.2 before end of season we really saw no point in discussing PvP since.. Well.. It's ****. Lets realize it, it's damn fun PvPing, but the way Blizz treats PvP..!? Not even Hogan would argue with Bodi if Bodi wrote that it's a ******* bad thing that a new patch gets released in the end of a season. (Hogan bashing = +1 from what I've read)

If you wonder how the discussion went, most agreed on aNNa seeing as she's both Swedish and not proven to be a slut (yet).

As everyone above 20 (years old) who hasn't got 3k rating, Snuzz and Hekz has a job, so we set out to visit their workplace in order to waste some time.

Now these guys might not be over 2,5k rating, but they sure knew how to ditch work, as it turned out they had a ping-pong table in the middle of their working space.



For those of you 2,5k+ rated, ping pong is an actual sport, aka, kind of like an e-sport, but you actually use your whole body to compete, and the game is without imbalances. The skillcap is rather high, high enough to keep Ofelix in the game if he would play it.

Above is a picture of a DK vs Priest fight. How did it end? The Priest won of course. The priest had a very good advantage considering we played it WoW-style, aka the priest had to use all his fingers, while the DK glued the racket to his forehead. (+1 here aswell, since Yiska said bashing is nice, as long as everyone likes the bashes. And everyone loves DK-bashing AM I RITE!?)

Now I know what you're all asking yourselves. Ming is a chip, and if you ever heard of Ping-Pong, chips ******* own it. So.... The question we're all asking ourselves is, if Ming we're a DK, thus having to glue his racket to his forehead, however, being chinese, obviously being superior at Ping-Pong, who would win? (Ming bashing, apparantly +1)

Anyways, when the Death Knight lost he said 'Lets do it WoW style instead, Ill use this armor'.



We shrugged.

'Ok' said the warlock and started looking for some heavy **** to wear.

'No', we said, 'You're a warlock, you get to wear this'.



Snuzz looked at us. 'Seriously?'.
'You're a warlock man', we replied.
'*Sigh* I guess you're right...'

Snuzz soon exited the arena of course, and while waiting for the night to arrive, me, Profila and Chrille (The DK) headed home to do some studies.

After noticing how Yiska finally after trolling GR for months, had actually written a blog, we interrupted the studies and was astonished.


'WTF'

As you can see, I have to censur all our eyes so our e-fame doesn't cause us harm. The hunt for e-sporters here in Sweden are really horrible, worse than in Mings communist-country. The only difference is that our girls are hot blondes with big breasts, and in Ming's country they look like 6 pieces of rice glued together... Yeah I don't think I have to explain it, you've all seen 2 girls 1 cup. (No I won't link the direct link, that's ******* disgusting)

I mentioned to Chrille how I promised Yiska to mention him in my blogs a long while ago, and he replied:
'So... What, you think youre cool for having spoken to Yiska?'
'eeeh?' I replied.
'Yiska is noone, I have neiloys autograph, you think Yiska is bigger than that?', Chrille stated.
'Ehm.. I dunno.. What do you mean?'
'Want to see it?'
'Not really... Washed up rogue is washed up rogue...'
'Here, look!'



WoW. Neliyo's autograph from Blizzon 2008. We were all very impressed.

By this time, we had gathered a couple so Chrille went out to show the autograph to the whole gang.



As you can see, they were all clearly impressed. I do love that hidden 'omfg what a nerd'-smile from Hekz (Second from the left). After this Toesen (To the right) said "But go Slappywag! ( <3 )!". (No, I have no idea why I wrote that but according to Yiska it's +1)

As we kept turning the pages, Chrille also had autographs from the old Fem Slem 5v5 team. These played in Misery EU and I think they broke 1900 rating once when they had a lucky streak. For a chance to win a copy of the autographs of 2 players from this 1900-rated team, come up with, and comment, your favourite drinking recipe. (Ever heard of Star's Sorrow IRL-drink?)

Btw, Bonegoat is the guy smiling, and Trög isn't present. He is the brother of Platonogia, a former curse-player though.
Prize:



Eventually, as any pro e-gamer, we started gemming and echanting ourselves irl. In order to pick up the chicks irl you must be well buffed (******) up. We may look like awesome, well trained, good looking, intelligent swedes, but it's still damn much more challanging to pick up girls drunk. (Remember that enhancement shaman at 3k rating? He's proved way more than those random DKs winning Deadly Gladiator last season).



Up there, from the left, you have: Prayer of Fortitute, Barkskin, CloS, AMZ, Bubble (Box of wine) and thorns. (Those ******* energy dirnks gets you fiesty!)

Randi and Hekz, apparantly very self-confident, felt they needed some extra challange as they kept pouring shot after shot into their health pool.



Now looking at this picture you guys assume 3 guys were shotting. NO! Marre on the right is actually playing a hunter, and what you think is a hand is actually Marre feign-deathing that shot, in order to get Hekz and Randi more drunk.

Now I think I have to stop here. There are a lot more pictures and material to share, but I really feel I need another couple of hours to digest them.

So, coming up next blog: How Profila managed to get a girl in bed asking him "Are you really the GM of your guild?", how Snuzz and Hekz shared their love with a NE female ("LOLOL I WAS BANGED YOUR CHICK!" - "Dude, i banged her 20 minutes ago...."), and how somehow going to the bathroom doesn't seem private to me.  There's also persons fake-looking the girls, a DK strangulating his target and much more....

Stay tuned!

Also, tomorrow Profila will be releasing his first blog... (At least I've ordered him to)

Now Profila puts a lot more energy in to it compared to me, and I've actaully read his draft, and it's really good. Don't miss it.

XoXo
Gay ****** for watching Gossip girl.
(Levidian sucks, my GF dumped me and cheated and I RAGED, apartheid sucks... +1)