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by Lyuze, Level 38
Last updated at February 8, 2010, 3:15 pm
What's up Gameriot?

Sorry about not blogging ESL Taipai, I watched some of the games and it really didn't seem worth the effort. It was either the (second) best RMP in the world stomping 1800 rated scrubs or... Well that was it. Taiwan needs to get it's game on in World of Warcraft it seems, it's behind America for crying out loud.

How to Troll World of Warcraft fansites.

1) Contribute nothing to the site.

I can't stress this point enough: As soon as you start contributing people can start attacking you. A proper troll is immune to attack and the less constructive things you discuss the less you can be trolled about.

2) Share nothing about yourself.

The more you share about somebody the more open you are to attack.

3) Learn what to attack people about.

Attack ratings and titles first. If someone doesn't have Gladiator or 2400+ they're an easy target. No matter how constructive they're being they're bad and worth trolling.

Next up is someone's battle-group. If they aren't on BG9 or Cyclone EU they are open to being attacked and heck even if they're on BG9 or Cyclone EU simply call them Eurotrash or an American ***.

Next up is someone's class. No class takes skill and they're all overpowered; remember this. You can also insult someone's spec for being skill-less and/or overpowered, but it is less effective.

Gear is something good to insult about. If they're using PvE gear call them a PvE gear exploiter and claim they're carried by it and would do **** on the Tournament Realm.

Failing all this attack someone's sexuality or simply claim they're adopted/a loser in real life. Depending on the community you may be able to bring back a defeat.

4) Good grammar is bad.

You haven't got the time to use correct grammar; you're a gangster in real life. Bad grammar, on the other hand, is intimidating, threatening and most importantly: Shows you don't care.

5) Claim you don't play the game.

This is important as no one cool plays the game. Ignore the fact that you spent a lot of your time playing the game and are still obsessed by it to spend all your free time trashing it, it's a bad game played by losers and you have moved onto bigger and better things (Poker/Counter Strike/Hello Kitty: Island Adventure).

6) A picture says a thousend words.

Images are eye catching and memorable: Use them whenever possible.

Sorry the entry was a bit late: I got caught watching this:



Don't forget to subscribe, +1 and tell your friends. Oh and remember to check back tomorrow at 21:00 CET for another daily dose of LyuzeNewz.

Lyuze out!

     
97 comments
Guidor
Guidor Feb 9, 2010 at 12:05 am
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First time I +1'd a Lyuze blog though. He actually writes this from experience from getting insulted, unlike arena experience.
Klynx
Klynx Feb 8, 2010 at 3:34 pm
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This is so spot-on it makes me sadlaugh.
Vir
Vir Feb 8, 2010 at 4:00 pm
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I don't play wow, but your ratings suck, your battlegroup sucks, your class is ezmode, your gear sucks, and you're a euro****** loser.

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iku Feb 8, 2010 at 5:54 pm
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Opet
Opet Feb 8, 2010 at 6:08 pm
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iku
iku Feb 8, 2010 at 6:13 pm
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me too, just for the effort but yea
CntCmE
CntCmE Feb 8, 2010 at 9:38 pm
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you realize hes from britain which is excluded from the action
burden
burden Feb 9, 2010 at 4:30 am
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And  your a 35 year old guy, talking **** to a kid in his mid teens.

How ******* pathetic are you?

35.. really?

GET OFF GR DAD
Lyuze
Lyuze Feb 9, 2010 at 4:31 am
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*late teens

I'm 18 as of the 3rd -_-"
burden
burden Feb 9, 2010 at 4:40 am
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Lyuze
Lyuze Feb 9, 2010 at 4:53 am
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Vir
Vir Feb 9, 2010 at 6:10 am
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burden said
And  your a 35 year old guy, talking **** to a kid in his mid teens.

How ******* pathetic are you?

35.. really?

GET OFF GR DAD
34, and even though I ****** your mother, I'm not your dad.
burden
burden Feb 9, 2010 at 6:36 am
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I could probably have come up with a more witty comment when i was 12. Does it get any more basic than your mom insults?
Vir
Vir Feb 9, 2010 at 9:11 am
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burden said
I could probably have come up with a more witty comment when i was 12. Does it get any more basic than your mom insults?
Yeah way back when you were 12 two years ago.
ARCTURAS
ARCTURAS Feb 8, 2010 at 4:21 pm
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Smokeee
Smokeee Feb 8, 2010 at 4:38 pm
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You forgot the part about not kissing Slapnut's ass like vir does, or he'll send you Vundo trojans...

I'm not joking either.  i've been hit with it 3 times after 3 sarcastic/mocking comments at Slapnuts.  Its the only time i've ever received a Vundo Trojan on my computer, coincidentally, all while browsing GR and where i pissed Slapnuts or one of his cronies off.

I said it a while back but i wasn't 100% sure at the time.  Now i'm 100% sure its him.  Just becareful, altho most of you won't ever reach the level of trolling and pissing him off that i probably have reached :)

I'm actually trying to find out GR's parent company so i can send a formal complaint.
Dizko
Dizko Feb 8, 2010 at 4:53 pm
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GiantRealm is the parent company. Not hard to find out...
Vir
Vir Feb 8, 2010 at 7:48 pm
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I'm not joking either.  i've been hit with it 3 times after 3
sarcastic/mocking comments at Slapnuts.  Its the only time i've ever
received a Vundo Trojan on my computer, coincidentally, all while
browsing GR and where i pissed Slapnuts or one of his cronies off.

If Slapnuts really disliked your trolling he would just ban you.  The man has shown infinite restraint in letting you stay here since you produce nothing of value in comments or blogs.   I'd have banned you months ago.

You don't have Vundo because of Slapnuts, you have Vundo because you're a ******* moron when it comes to computers, just like you're a ******* moron when it comes to real life.

EDIT:  I'm going to drag myself down to Gameriot's office in Manhattan one of these days and get a job there just so I can start banning you ****wads.
Smokeee
Smokeee Feb 9, 2010 at 11:17 am
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Vir said
I'm not joking either.  i've been hit with it 3 times after 3
sarcastic/mocking comments at Slapnuts.  Its the only time i've ever
received a Vundo Trojan on my computer, coincidentally, all while
browsing GR and where i pissed Slapnuts or one of his cronies off.

If Slapnuts really disliked your trolling he would just ban you.  The man has shown infinite restraint in letting you stay here since you produce nothing of value in comments or blogs.   I'd have banned you months ago.

You don't have Vundo because of Slapnuts, you have Vundo because you're a ******* moron when it comes to computers, just like you're a ******* moron when it comes to real life.

EDIT:  I'm going to drag myself down to Gameriot's office in Manhattan one of these days and get a job there just so I can start banning you ****wads.
Are you kidding me?  the ONLLY reason you're still around Vir is because you share the same political views he does, and he's your butt buddy part  of the same crew.  everyone here knows slapnuts has his little inner circle of posters that kiss his ass, and he does them.  Even then you're possibly the BIGGEST hypocrite on this site.  you go from being caring and emotional to beiing the biggest a-hole on GR, if anyone should've been banned from here a long time ago its you.  you hadn't even played or discussed WoW, just trolling and talking politics for like a year.  Like i said the ONLY reason you're not perma banned is because you're one of Slapnuts cronies that shares the same retard political beliefs. 

I'm 100% sure it was Slapnuts hitting me with Vundo.  There is NO way it can occur 3 times from the same site RIGHT AFTER i pissed him off.  The last 2 were dead give aways since he sent them IMMEDIATELY after i mocked him or said something.  I've NEVER received these Trojans from anyy other site, nor at any time i was browsing this site where i didn't have some back and forth with him.  I'm not surprised you'd come to his defense, i wouldn't even be surprised if you had a hand in it, but you're such a joke with your 3 faced personalities here, and your homosexual following of wannabe Vir's, all 5 of them losers that get off on your griefing noob blogs.

Either way there is no doubt in my mind its Slapnuts.  Tell him not to be so obvious next time and wait like an hour after i piss him off before sending me Vundo.  Just sayinjg if it happens to anyone else you know where its coming from....just too much coincidence for anyone to pretend its not him.  3/3 times from THIS site, right AFTER i pissed Slapnuts off...go figure.  I thought every regular here should kjnojw that.
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Vir Feb 9, 2010 at 12:16 pm
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you go
from being caring and emotional to beiing the biggest a-hole on GR,

Maybe people are deeper than just being "******** ALL THE TIME" or "EMOTIONAL ALL THE TIME".  

if
anyone should've been banned from here a long time ago its you.  you
hadn't even played or discussed WoW,


My last WoW blog with 100+ likes was maybe 4-5 months ago.  Your last wow blog with 100+ likes was never.

the ONLY reason you're not perma banned
is because you're one of Slapnuts cronies that shares the same retard
political beliefs.


It's always funny when crybabies like you bring this up.  Slapnuts has moderated me probably more than any other gameriot user.  The difference is I don't whine about it, I accept the fact that it's not my website, nor is it my portal which is probably why I don't get banned.

I'm 100% sure it was Slapnuts hitting me with Vundo.  There is NO way
it can occur 3 times from the same site RIGHT AFTER i pissed him off. 
The last 2 were dead give aways since he sent them IMMEDIATELY after i
mocked him or said something

...
i wouldn't even be surprised if you had a hand in it,



Yes, the reality is both Slapnuts and I are superhackers.  We really take timeout from our lives to conspire and send you viruses over gameriot.  


Either way there is no doubt in my mind its Slapnuts.  Tell him not to
be so obvious next time and wait like an hour after i piss him off
before sending me Vundo


Yeah, Slapnuts is sending you viruses, George W. Bush caused Hurricane Katrina, and I'm the reason you can't get a job above minimum wage. 

Stop blaming your stupidity on others.
Yiska
Yiska Feb 9, 2010 at 12:35 pm
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Don't mind him Vir, sir. He's a retarded troll.
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Smokeee Feb 9, 2010 at 12:51 pm
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Yiska said
Don't mind him Vir, sir. He's a retarded troll.
in other words can i toss your salad more vir.  please?  i'm yiska, i like to eat out of someones ass every day...
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Yiska Feb 9, 2010 at 1:08 pm
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Smokeee said
in other words can i toss your salad more vir.  please?  i'm yiska, i like to eat out of someones ass every day...
Yeah I'm afraid that he and slap will code me a trojan onto my account only.



LOL
Smokeee
Smokeee Feb 9, 2010 at 2:33 pm
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Yiska said
Yeah I'm afraid that he and slap will code me a trojan onto my account only.



LOL
actually he only can/does it when i'm logged in.  he knows it tho which is why he's not saying anything.  i know he does it, there is no way it can be coincidence, 3 times rigtht after 3 replies to him all at different times and ONLY from being logged in HERE. 

feel free to pretend its not him even tho you can't refute the facts.
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Vir Feb 9, 2010 at 1:17 pm
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Yiska said
Don't mind him Vir, sir. He's a retarded troll.
Oh, I know.  I just have to point out to everyone else how retarded he is.
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Smokeee Feb 9, 2010 at 12:40 pm
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Vir said
you go
from being caring and emotional to beiing the biggest a-hole on GR,

Maybe people are deeper than just being "******** ALL THE TIME" or "EMOTIONAL ALL THE TIME".  

if
anyone should've been banned from here a long time ago its you.  you
hadn't even played or discussed WoW,


My last WoW blog with 100+ likes was maybe 4-5 months ago.  Your last wow blog with 100+ likes was never.

the ONLY reason you're not perma banned
is because you're one of Slapnuts cronies that shares the same retard
political beliefs.


It's always funny when crybabies like you bring this up.  Slapnuts has moderated me probably more than any other gameriot user.  The difference is I don't whine about it, I accept the fact that it's not my website, nor is it my portal which is probably why I don't get banned.

I'm 100% sure it was Slapnuts hitting me with Vundo.  There is NO way
it can occur 3 times from the same site RIGHT AFTER i pissed him off. 
The last 2 were dead give aways since he sent them IMMEDIATELY after i
mocked him or said something

...
i wouldn't even be surprised if you had a hand in it,



Yes, the reality is both Slapnuts and I are superhackers.  We really take timeout from our lives to conspire and send you viruses over gameriot.  


Either way there is no doubt in my mind its Slapnuts.  Tell him not to
be so obvious next time and wait like an hour after i piss him off
before sending me Vundo


Yeah, Slapnuts is sending you viruses, George W. Bush caused Hurricane Katrina, and I'm the reason you can't get a job above minimum wage. 

Stop blaming your stupidity on others.
feel free to explain how the ONLY times i've gotten Vundo, and hit with tons of pop-ups out of the blue while my computer had been fine for months happens from THIS site, rright AFTER i mocked/replied to Slapnuts....3 TIMES!  Nowhere else this has ever happened.  Of course you're going to stick up for your butt buddy, but don't kid yourself.  you'd have been banned like faction or thejerk  a LONG time ago if you didn't share the same political beliefs as he does, with as much spam as you and the 2 other right wing political spammers do.

there is no way they'd be able to get away with that if slapnuts had left wing beliefs.
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Vir Feb 9, 2010 at 1:14 pm
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feel free to explain how the ONLY times i've gotten Vundo, and hit with
tons of pop-ups out of the blue while my computer had been fine for
months happens from THIS site, rright AFTER i mocked/replied to
Slapnuts....3 TIMES!  Nowhere else this has ever happened.
 

If there was a full moon every time you got a flat tire, would you blame the full moon?  This is the level of retarded you're on right now.

Of course
you're going to stick up for your butt buddy, but don't kid yourself. 
you'd have been banned like faction or thejerk 



I don't know what got faction banned, but thejerk got banned because he made a whole blog insulting slapnuts and the rest of the moderators because he had a post taken down.  He pushed awfully hard before they banned him.

Contrast that with me.  I've had at least 5 posts pulled down here, I've been told I can't blog about politics, etc, etc.  Do I flip out and insult the admins?  No.  I may occasionally ***** or ask for my own portal, but that is about it.


there is no way they'd be able to get away with that if slapnuts had left wing beliefs.

You're right, because left wingers are intolerant socialist nazi's who ban anyone who disagrees with them.  Slapnuts being a righteous right winger allows you and other libtards to stay here even though he disagrees with your idiotic political dogma.
Smokeee
Smokeee Feb 9, 2010 at 1:25 pm
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Vir said
feel free to explain how the ONLY times i've gotten Vundo, and hit with
tons of pop-ups out of the blue while my computer had been fine for
months happens from THIS site, rright AFTER i mocked/replied to
Slapnuts....3 TIMES!  Nowhere else this has ever happened.
 

If there was a full moon every time you got a flat tire, would you blame the full moon?  This is the level of retarded you're on right now.

Of course
you're going to stick up for your butt buddy, but don't kid yourself. 
you'd have been banned like faction or thejerk 



I don't know what got faction banned, but thejerk got banned because he made a whole blog insulting slapnuts and the rest of the moderators because he had a post taken down.  He pushed awfully hard before they banned him.

Contrast that with me.  I've had at least 5 posts pulled down here, I've been told I can't blog about politics, etc, etc.  Do I flip out and insult the admins?  No.  I may occasionally ***** or ask for my own portal, but that is about it.


there is no way they'd be able to get away with that if slapnuts had left wing beliefs.

You're right, because left wingers are intolerant socialist nazi's who ban anyone who disagrees with them.  Slapnuts being a righteous right winger allows you and other libtards to stay here even though he disagrees with your idiotic political dogma.
good try but tires don't go flat and cars don't' get stuck 3 times out of 3 iin the same spot.  if that happens logic would conclude there is more to it than some random tire randomly going flat.

like i said the first time i wasn't 100% sure, but the last 2 came immediately on the heels of mocking him, and there is no way you could call that coincidence, considering i've NEVER been hit with these trojans anywhere else, and the timing was WAY too obvious. 

i'm sure you're reading this Slapnuts, but i'd love for you to come here and swear that you had nothing to do with it.  i kind of think you're the type of guy that wouldn't just outright lie, even on something trivial as a internet forum, but i find odd how vir is doing all of your arguing for you, and you haven't denied any of it.
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Vir Feb 9, 2010 at 1:30 pm
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Smokeee said
good try but tires don't go flat and cars don't' get stuck 3 times out of 3 iin the same spot.  if that happens logic would conclude there is more to it than some random tire randomly going flat.

like i said the first time i wasn't 100% sure, but the last 2 came immediately on the heels of mocking him, and there is no way you could call that coincidence, considering i've NEVER been hit with these trojans anywhere else, and the timing was WAY too obvious. 

i'm sure you're reading this Slapnuts, but i'd love for you to come here and swear that you had nothing to do with it.  i kind of think you're the type of guy that wouldn't just outright lie, even on something trivial as a internet forum, but i find odd how vir is doing all of your arguing for you, and you haven't denied any of it.
Yeah Wargames was about slapnuts when he was a kid, hackers was about his teenage life, and sneakers is the story of his early 20's.  Now he just writes for gameriot and sends Viruses to random idiots.

Right.
Smokeee
Smokeee Feb 9, 2010 at 1:36 pm
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Vir said
Yeah Wargames was about slapnuts when he was a kid, hackers was about his teenage life, and sneakers is the story of his early 20's.  Now he just writes for gameriot and sends Viruses to random idiots.

Right.
you're pretty desperate to defend him at this point, almost like your retard reply to me about how big corporations donating to campaigns is good because it will supposedly make them look into the issue lol...when thats what the current administration was trying to deter.

i mean the tire analogy wasn't even close to the proof i gave you that it was slapnuts.  you're like his hired goon lawyer making terrible cases to defend him out of desperation for some reason. 

i'd just love for Slapnuts to respond and swear he had nothing to do with it.  not that i'd really believe him but to at least acknowledge that he's at least feigning he didn't, instead of silently guilty of it.
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Vir Feb 9, 2010 at 1:44 pm
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you're pretty desperate to defend him at this point, almost like your
retard reply to me about how big corporations donating to campaigns is
good because it will supposedly make them look into the issue
lol...when thats what the current administration was trying to deter.


No, they weren't.  Obama took millions from the banks, and he's paying them back in TARP funds.  You're just a gullible sucker, like most of the useful idiots who vote democrat.


i'd just love for Slapnuts to respond and swear he had nothing to do
with it.  not that i'd really believe him but to at least acknowledge
that he's at least feigning he didn't, instead of silently guilty of it.

I hope he bans you, you're pretty worthless to this website overall.
Smokeee
Smokeee Feb 9, 2010 at 1:52 pm
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Vir said
you're pretty desperate to defend him at this point, almost like your
retard reply to me about how big corporations donating to campaigns is
good because it will supposedly make them look into the issue
lol...when thats what the current administration was trying to deter.


No, they weren't.  Obama took millions from the banks, and he's paying them back in TARP funds.  You're just a gullible sucker, like most of the useful idiots who vote democrat.


i'd just love for Slapnuts to respond and swear he had nothing to do
with it.  not that i'd really believe him but to at least acknowledge
that he's at least feigning he didn't, instead of silently guilty of it.

I hope he bans you, you're pretty worthless to this website overall.
what i don't understand is how you've EVER been seen as a contributory poster here?  you know this is a WoW section you troll in, and you weren't even playing the game for  a year where you more or less pissed off and are despised by a lot of the WoM audience?  like i said if it weren't for slapnuts being very partial towards your trolling/belief system, you'd have been voted off a long time ago. 

wasn't it just a week ago when 1/2 the posters here were piling on you in Zilea's thread how much people despised you here?  then you put on one of your other 3 faces acting like some saint for a few days....

i mean talk about worthless.  everyone here knows if slapnuts wasn't in your corner you'd have been banned a LONG time ago.
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Vir Feb 9, 2010 at 2:05 pm
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what i don't understand is how you've EVER been seen as a contributory poster here?

I drive traffic here.  On top of that, plenty of people like my content.  The most likes I've gotten on a blog is around 160.  

As for you, the most likes you've gotten are.....11. 
Nobody comes here to read your blogs or your comments.   You produce nothing of value.  Just like real life!
Smokeee
Smokeee Feb 9, 2010 at 2:23 pm
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Vir said
what i don't understand is how you've EVER been seen as a contributory poster here?

I drive traffic here.  On top of that, plenty of people like my content.  The most likes I've gotten on a blog is around 160.  

As for you, the most likes you've gotten are.....11. 
Nobody comes here to read your blogs or your comments.   You produce nothing of value.  Just like real life!
wasn't your 160 likes from 2 years ago but keep mentioning it pretending people really like you here?

why do you change faces so much btw?  if you're going to be an ahole be an ahole.  nobody believes/buys your caring/holier than thou faces you put on.  its so fake and hypocritical to your other persona its laughable every time i see you do it.

seriously yiska gets likes here, and 1/2 his blogs have been worse than yours.  its just not something that i'd consider very accurate.  hell garak used to get likie 50 likes...
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Vir Feb 9, 2010 at 3:08 pm
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Smokeee said
wasn't your 160 likes from 2 years ago but keep mentioning it pretending people really like you here?

why do you change faces so much btw?  if you're going to be an ahole be an ahole.  nobody believes/buys your caring/holier than thou faces you put on.  its so fake and hypocritical to your other persona its laughable every time i see you do it.

seriously yiska gets likes here, and 1/2 his blogs have been worse than yours.  its just not something that i'd consider very accurate.  hell garak used to get likie 50 likes...
If August  is "TWO YEARS AGO" then yeah it was two years ago.

Douchebag.
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Erz Feb 9, 2010 at 8:07 am
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Why do you even post here? It can't be for the WoW discussion because there's lost Amazonian tribes that know more about WoW than you.

As for 'most of you won't ever reach the level of trolling and pissing him off that i probably have reached' - unless your entire idiot persona is a painstakingly constructed troll then I doubt you've done anything much to troll/piss off Slap or anyone else for that matter. Your ill-informed whines based on rubbish anecdotal evidence of a bad mage being repeatedly crushed by melee zergs in BGs are boring, but people mostly ignore them and if they do reply then it's almost always to take the piss out of you rather than the other way round.

p.s. Begging you pardon Mister Slapnuts sir but please can I be one of your cronies so that I can infect the PCs of camel's clunges like Smokeee with computer-Aids? *tugs forelock*
Yiska
Yiska Feb 9, 2010 at 9:57 am
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I started loving you 2 seconds ago.
Smokeee
Smokeee Feb 9, 2010 at 11:30 am
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Yiska said
I started loving you 2 seconds ago.
yiska, you're one of the saddest people here.  you look up to guys that game like they're pro athletes and its so laughable how you see them/esports.  like your in your own little world.  not to mention you kiss the establishments ass so ridiculously, and your thoughts on class balance are always retarded where you can't ever gauge anything that isn't based around Arena Representation charts.

i've been right in EVERY class balance discussion we've had, while you blatantly downplayed, and its funny how the nerfs that eventually come back me uup WAY more than your sorry life devoted to WoW esports ass.  oh and i thought you weren't going to be here anymore?  whats the purpose of saying goodbye when you're still here the next day?  LOL.  i don't even get how people here think you're a good writer since all of your blogs were always terrible, and i'm not saying that out of spite, more than the reality of them being terrible.  i honestly don't get how you blew up here or even had a blog following.  meh.
Yiska
Yiska Feb 9, 2010 at 11:36 am
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OK guys, you can stop replying. He's a bad troll. I win.
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Smokeee Feb 9, 2010 at 11:40 am
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you're an even worse writer...

i thought it was hilarious how you pretended like you write good blogs when you wrote your first one for the $1k contest, but the blog was just you talking in circles, hoping your eurospective following would carry you with hits. 

its really a joke you've ever had a following here, or you get paid to write anywhere.  laughable really...

go ahead yiska do what you always do, call me a troll and run away lil girl.
Yiska
Yiska Feb 9, 2010 at 11:42 am
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You're doing a bad job at trolling by trying to aim at what is important to me. This doesn't because work I'm more intelligent than you are and I outsmarted you in every discussion we had. Therefore I win and you are popping a vein right now.*victory dance*
Smokeee
Smokeee Feb 9, 2010 at 11:52 am
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Yiska said
You're doing a bad job at trolling by trying to aim at what is important to me. This doesn't because work I'm more intelligent than you are and I outsmarted you in every discussion we had. Therefore I win and you are popping a vein right now.*victory dance*
yiska, i never had reason before to tell you how i really feel since i was trying to be civil, and there is no way you can honestly believe every one of your blogs or even close were that great.  i'm not saying every blog was bad but a lot i tried to read had to have been more based on your reputation or just european fans desperate for euro coverage than you writing good blogs. 

whatever.  like i told you before i was right and called the pally nerfs while you pretended it was only bg's and <2200 rated noobs.  but they got nerfed didn't they?  i called it didn't i?  i swear i've been right about class balance more often than most of the so called 'experts', but like i keep saying most of you are ignorant and disillusioned based on fotm comps you all rarely deviate from, where you don't get real perspective on balance from class to class.
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Yiska Feb 9, 2010 at 12:31 pm
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but they got nerfed didn't they?

They didn't but you know that because you are trolling.
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Smokeee Feb 9, 2010 at 12:34 pm
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Yiska said
but they got nerfed didn't they?

They didn't but you know that because you are trolling.
so Hof duration nerf didn't happen?  pally damage wasn't brought down?  all the while you argued like a retard pretending bg's don't  matter, and it only affected <2200 rated noobs, when you're acting like 98% of the player base doesn't  matter.

but this is a perfect example of talking WoW balance with you.  All you're good at is following esports Arena like their biggest fan, but talking WoW balance with you is like talking to someone only into himself and 1% of the playerbase so into a side minigame,  you devote your life around.
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Yiska Feb 9, 2010 at 12:36 pm
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so Hof duration nerf didn't happen?  pally damage wasn't brought down? 
all the while you argued like a retard pretending bg's don't  matter,
and it only affected <2200 rated noobs, when you're acting like 98%
of the player base doesn't  matter.

Nope that never happened in the time you whined about it. Ret damage was never brought down. The last time damage was nerfed it was in s5. The rotation change is not a damage nerf. I showed you the data, you already forgot about it. I outwitted you once again. I win. *victory dance*
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Smokeee Feb 9, 2010 at 12:45 pm
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Yiska said
so Hof duration nerf didn't happen?  pally damage wasn't brought down? 
all the while you argued like a retard pretending bg's don't  matter,
and it only affected <2200 rated noobs, when you're acting like 98%
of the player base doesn't  matter.

Nope that never happened in the time you whined about it. Ret damage was never brought down. The last time damage was nerfed it was in s5. The rotation change is not a damage nerf. I showed you the data, you already forgot about it. I outwitted you once again. I win. *victory dance*
wtf are you talking about?  GC talked about it specifically, and at the time he/they weren't even sure bringing down HoF duration by 3? seconds would help make them more reasonably countered.  as usual you have no clue what you're talking about.  i'm also pretty sure they nerfed the stun talent for Prot pallys at some point shortly later too. 

Ret damage WAS brought down you retard.  it wasn't just a rotation change.  how do you get paid for writing about WoW?  its not even it was THAT long ago, i'm sure a lot of people here could still remember what happened....

you're just so clueless and you're one of them arena representation chart zombies.
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Yiska Feb 9, 2010 at 1:05 pm
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wtf are you talking about?  GC talked about it specifically, and at the
time he/they weren't even sure bringing down HoF duration by 3? seconds
would help make them more reasonably countered.  as usual you have no
clue what you're talking about

You were whining about Ret paladins 2 month back. Nothing happened since then. You were specifically whining about Ret, never one about prot ret back then thus rendering the argument of the stun reduction useless.

"Hand of Freedom: The base duration of this buff has been reduced from 10 seconds to 6 seconds." - Late may.

Smokeee's flaming about Ret 9 month after that claiming he's right. Priceless.

Ret damage WAS brought down you retard.  it wasn't just a rotation change.  how do you get paid for writing about WoW?


Damage was never brought down for ret. Burst was and not even by much. The problem for ret representation is not their damage (which is still stupid like every DPS spec) but that every class has stupid damage raping ret in seconds. of course you know better since you played ret at 2,7k. Oh wait no, that was me.
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Smokeee Feb 9, 2010 at 1:30 pm
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Yiska said
wtf are you talking about?  GC talked about it specifically, and at the
time he/they weren't even sure bringing down HoF duration by 3? seconds
would help make them more reasonably countered.  as usual you have no
clue what you're talking about

You were whining about Ret paladins 2 month back. Nothing happened since then. You were specifically whining about Ret, never one about prot ret back then thus rendering the argument of the stun reduction useless.

"Hand of Freedom: The base duration of this buff has been reduced from 10 seconds to 6 seconds." - Late may.

Smokeee's flaming about Ret 9 month after that claiming he's right. Priceless.

Ret damage WAS brought down you retard.  it wasn't just a rotation change.  how do you get paid for writing about WoW?


Damage was never brought down for ret. Burst was and not even by much. The problem for ret representation is not their damage (which is still stupid like every DPS spec) but that every class has stupid damage raping ret in seconds. of course you know better since you played ret at 2,7k. Oh wait no, that was me.
i can't believe you just pretended burst being brought down is different from damage being brought down LMAO...

and trust me that was during that nerf because i can specifically recall our argument prior to it where you pretended my QQ didn't matter because it only applied to BG's and <2200 rated noobs, which is what you said.  i'm 100% sure of it.

you've NEVER been right in any of our arguments, and you've ALWAYS downplayed, just like you did about Prot damage a week ago, before veex amongst others coroborated Prot damage as way better than you tried to downplay to me initially. 

i just don't think you're ever right about class balance because your perspective on it is f'ed up based on fotm matrix's where you can't/don't see anything else.
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Yiska Feb 9, 2010 at 1:40 pm
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I like the point where you completely ignore the point I just made about you ****talking and pretending you were ever right in a discussion we had even though I just proved you wrong.
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Smokeee Feb 9, 2010 at 1:45 pm
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Yiska said
I like the point where you completely ignore the point I just made about you ****talking and pretending you were ever right in a discussion we had even though I just proved you wrong.
how did you just prove me wrong?  you tried to obfuscate damage being brought down not being related to burst being brought down like the foreign retard you are, and then renigging on what you had said back then and you KNOW you said it.

When have you EVER been right about anything that wasn't based off of Arena charts 2 months late?  Never.  you are just completely clueless about this game from an average players standpoint, while downplaying and BS'ing like you know wtf you're talking about when you're NEVER right.

i swear if only we had all of our back and forths itemized and recorded it'd be like argument after argument proving me right where you'd have to eat crow. 

lol are you serious with this idea that blizzard didn't really nerf pallys, and how it was just their damage rotation?
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Yiska Feb 9, 2010 at 2:31 pm
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you KNOW you said it.

What did I say again? you have to remind me. JK you make **** I said up just like you made **** you said and blizzard said up.

When have you EVER been right about anything that wasn't based off of Arena charts 2 months late?  Never.


How about always. How about saying that Prot war will be nerfed. How about Rets being fine in BGs. Where are the nerfs again? Oh right 9 month back. I can't possibly be wrong, because I KNOW what happens two month before it actually does because I have people who work for Blizzard TELL me that stuff.

Why don't you just explain to me why the HoF change was relevant in your argument. Oh wait it isn't because you have a gold fish brain and forget **** after 2 minutes.

I win, because I can't fail in this.
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Smokeee Feb 9, 2010 at 2:42 pm
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Yiska said
you KNOW you said it.

What did I say again? you have to remind me. JK you make **** I said up just like you made **** you said and blizzard said up.

When have you EVER been right about anything that wasn't based off of Arena charts 2 months late?  Never.


How about always. How about saying that Prot war will be nerfed. How about Rets being fine in BGs. Where are the nerfs again? Oh right 9 month back. I can't possibly be wrong, because I KNOW what happens two month before it actually does because I have people who work for Blizzard TELL me that stuff.

Why don't you just explain to me why the HoF change was relevant in your argument. Oh wait it isn't because you have a gold fish brain and forget **** after 2 minutes.

I win, because I can't fail in this.
you're the only one saying you win, but hey if that makes you feel better after **** on your blogging/writing abiilities then fine.  i'm not really trying to go there even tho someone should wake you up to reality.

how is me not calling the HoF/damage nerf while you argued against it not proving me right?  how is you downplaying prot/ret damage pretending they're fine, but 2 days later a blog comes from one of your esport idols backing me up on prot/ret having issues not proving me right?

i can't think of 1 time you've ever been right when we've had class balance back and forths.  you're actually the worst person to argue with because you purposely downplay stuff, and then pretend the only ones that matter are < 2% of the player base.
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Yiska Feb 9, 2010 at 2:55 pm
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Yeah because everytime you post something on GR you get downvoted into oblivion, while even caring about it, everyone calls you a retard, while my blog was the most liked for good 2 month (more than WoM even). I'm sure you are right.


how is me not calling the HoF/damage nerf while you argued against it not proving me right?

Because you didn't call it you inbred retard. You whined about rets WAY after that nerf occured. Are you seriously THIS retarded?

how is you downplaying prot/ret damage pretending they're fine, but 2
days later a blog comes from one of your esport idols backing me up on
prot/ret having issues not proving me right?


My e-sports idols? What are you on about? I was the highest rated prot/ret in the world for a good while in s6. Why would I agree with someone who has only knows one side of things, while I play every class and know how to counter prot ret. It's even easier in BGs.


i can't think of 1 time you've ever been right when we've had class
balance back and forths.  you're actually the worst person to argue
with because you purposely downplay stuff, and then pretend the only
ones that matter are < 2% of the player base.


I won everytime. Just because I couldn't take your retardation at some point because you keep repeating yourself unless you are making up new **** which you say I said without even doing the research and quoting where I said it doesn't make you right in a single argument.

Everybody on Gameriot knows that you are either a retard or a retarded troll. The main reason I wanted the moderation change was to get rid of incest results like you.
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Smokeee Feb 9, 2010 at 3:07 pm
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i get downvotes because i say unpopular things.  you don't think i know i'm going to be downvoted when i criticize Arena in any way?  of course i do.  its funny because some of  you think it affects me when i'm being sarcastic with the "oh no downvotes!"...and i guess its the foreign retards like yourself that don't get the sarcasm.  i could honestly care less about them in relation to my posts/thoughts.  i know some of the stuff i say here is unpopular but i'll speak my mind regardless.

unlike you where your whole life revolves around being liked and upvoted.  you even tried to change how you post here acting like you couldn't argue with me anymore since you had to be some official esports guy after starting eurospective.  only reason that even worked was the euro scene got no coverage here, and you were the only one writing about it.  its really not your writing skills or entertainment value whatsoever.

everybody in the real world, not WoW arena world, knows your future looks bleak...
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Yiska Feb 9, 2010 at 3:24 pm
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Yeah right, that's why I'm hired by WoM now (without having a ****** anyway, heh). The thing you are right about is, that I changed my attitude towards posting in comments. That's not necessarily something I like, but that is needed in order to be able to communicate with you. You won't see me using offensive language towards anyone else really. I do post too much now though. I won't bother caring about people who's IQ is closer to a pig than to mine anymore. (I'm not even kidding)

It's fun that you seriously went to explain that you don't care about downvotes because it was apparent that I was only provoking you.

I also am about to get myself a job in the biggest German newspaper. I write in my third language so it's really only natural that I can't convince people into reading my stuff with my eloquence (which is entirely different in German btw).

In any way, your post frequency on GR is way above mine without getting any money out of it. I have made very many valuable contacts for my real life with this as well. I'm getting around and was on the verge of getting send to the MLG Orlando finals. I'm proud what I made out of this even though it is only a hobby. When you say that I'm not the best writer on this site, I agree and this doesn't really hurt me too much because I know what I'm capable of in my native language.
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Smokeee Feb 9, 2010 at 3:35 pm
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Yiska said
Yeah right, that's why I'm hired by WoM now (without having a ****** anyway, heh). The thing you are right about is, that I changed my attitude towards posting in comments. That's not necessarily something I like, but that is needed in order to be able to communicate with you. You won't see me using offensive language towards anyone else really. I do post too much now though. I won't bother caring about people who's IQ is closer to a pig than to mine anymore. (I'm not even kidding)

It's fun that you seriously went to explain that you don't care about downvotes because it was apparent that I was only provoking you.

I also am about to get myself a job in the biggest German newspaper. I write in my third language so it's really only natural that I can't convince people into reading my stuff with my eloquence (which is entirely different in German btw).

In any way, your post frequency on GR is way above mine without getting any money out of it. I have made very many valuable contacts for my real life with this as well. I'm getting around and was on the verge of getting send to the MLG Orlando finals. I'm proud what I made out of this even though it is only a hobby. When you say that I'm not the best writer on this site, I agree and this doesn't really hurt me too much because I know what I'm capable of in my native language.
i post/read here leisurely.  its not based on a job nor do i have the ego based on what i write you seem to have.  i don't take blogging/hits nearly as serious as any of you, let alone esports, and i have never once actually tried to win a GR contest.

if you're working your way up to other journalistic opportunities in your native language good for you.  just don't pretend like everything you've written has been so great, or that your **** doesn't stink in terms of what you say vs what i say, because like i said i KNOW i've been right when it comes to class balance WAY more than you have.  if anything it takes guts to call class balance issues here way before they happen because you know your stepping on toes and making enemies of the class/posters your QQ'ing about, and its all way before Arena Representation charts hit where eveeryone jumps on the bandwagon at that point. 

i'm sure every blogger has been reluctant to do that based on offending parts of their audience, but some of us just don't give a ****.
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you also have no clue whats going on here.  what i'm saying about the Trojans IS true, i'll swear by it.  it'd have to be like lightniing striking 3 times in the same spot for it just to be coincidence.  thats really what this was about, not your terrible blog writing or ego these days based on it.
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Erz said
Why do you even post here? It can't be for the WoW discussion because there's lost Amazonian tribes that know more about WoW than you.

As for 'most of you won't ever reach the level of trolling and pissing him off that i probably have reached' - unless your entire idiot persona is a painstakingly constructed troll then I doubt you've done anything much to troll/piss off Slap or anyone else for that matter. Your ill-informed whines based on rubbish anecdotal evidence of a bad mage being repeatedly crushed by melee zergs in BGs are boring, but people mostly ignore them and if they do reply then it's almost always to take the piss out of you rather than the other way round.

p.s. Begging you pardon Mister Slapnuts sir but please can I be one of your cronies so that I can infect the PCs of camel's clunges like Smokeee with computer-Aids? *tugs forelock*
Who the fucck are you?  i've never seen you post or comment here.  you coming out of the woodwork crying about my thoughts on WoW class balance without an argument to those posts just goes to show you're another clueless fotm arena matrix arena nerd that never has a clue of what real class balance is(1:1 relativity).  in case you noobs haven't realized it yet but most of the pvp in this game isn't full support with pillars.  thats why a lot of you are complete retards in how you look at it.

lmao i've never even seen you make a comment here, or anything contributory or even funny, EVER.  and you're going to come at me like i contribute less than you?  are you kidding me you f'in joke you?  pls kill yourself fgt.
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Erz Feb 9, 2010 at 12:09 pm
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Who the fucck are you?  i've never seen you post or comment here.

It's true, I don't post that often - maybe you should follow my example. Regardless, my lack of posting doesn't invalidate my observation that a BG Hero could probably find a better forum for their tedious 'class x is ruining my BGs!' drivel than a website populated by Arena nerds who like to talk about Arena.

I might not have contributed anything to GR but don't kid yourself that your inane repetition that PvP isn't all about 3v3 counts as a contribution worth celebrating.

Also, I'm still not sure why you think you're important enough for anybody to go to the trouble of infecting your PC with a virus or why you'd be dumb enough to keep coming back and insulting those you think are responsible for attacking your PC.
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Smokeee Feb 9, 2010 at 12:30 pm
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Who the fucck are you?  i've never seen you post or comment here.

It's true, I don't post that often - maybe you should follow my example. Regardless, my lack of posting doesn't invalidate my observation that a BG Hero could probably find a better forum for their tedious 'class x is ruining my BGs!' drivel than a website populated by Arena nerds who like to talk about Arena.

I might not have contributed anything to GR but don't kid yourself that your inane repetition that PvP isn't all about 3v3 counts as a contribution worth celebrating.

Also, I'm still not sure why you think you're important enough for anybody to go to the trouble of infecting your PC with a virus or why you'd be dumb enough to keep coming back and insulting those you think are responsible for attacking your PC.
how doesn't your lack of contribution not mean anything when you try and call someone out that has contributed way more than you have to discussions, comments,  or blogs?

i'm also fairly sure this isn't Arena Junkies.  there are blogs representing ALL forms of PvP here...

whats drivel is cardboard nerdy f'in personalities like yours trying to call someone out that is more practical to the whole game when talking balance, while you only concern yourself with some joke minigame the dev's are extremely partial to for some retard reason.

argue it then.  you want to attack my thoughts about class balance when they're more accurate than yours, even recently having big names like veex or whatever echoing some of the same thoughts and arguments i got into 2 weeks ago, while your sorry ass doesn't realize **** until 2 months late after arena representation charts show it. 

you really should just go back to lurking and shutting the f up.  better yet kill yourself, i'm  sure nobody will miss someone with such a dull personality...


oh and there is a reason why i'm still using this user name logged in where he can hit me with it again but i'll let you know after i get what i need.
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Erz Feb 9, 2010 at 1:48 pm
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how doesn't your lack of contribution not mean anything when you try
and call someone out that has contributed way more than you have to
discussions, comments,  or blogs?


It takes only 20 minutes glance at GR to realise that endlessly complaining that Blizzard attempts to balance around Arena rather than BGs is a pretty worthless contribution to these forums. Most of the WoWriot crowd view BGs as nothing more than a necessary chore. At the start of each season there are several blogs that moan (at least in part) about the boring BG grind and there are plenty of people who bot their way to success.

What you bring to WoWriot is a constant stream of tears about how you got butt****** by class X in AB as if it's something that anyone else gives a toss about. Keep on complaining about the same stuff if you like but please don't lie to yourself that you're contributing anything to WoWriot other than a reminder of how **** the official forums are.

you really should just go back to lurking and shutting the f up. 
better yet kill yourself, i'm  sure nobody will miss someone with such
a dull personality...


Jesus titty******* christ that was some bad e-thugging.
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Smokeee Feb 9, 2010 at 1:59 pm
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Erz said
how doesn't your lack of contribution not mean anything when you try
and call someone out that has contributed way more than you have to
discussions, comments,  or blogs?


It takes only 20 minutes glance at GR to realise that endlessly complaining that Blizzard attempts to balance around Arena rather than BGs is a pretty worthless contribution to these forums. Most of the WoWriot crowd view BGs as nothing more than a necessary chore. At the start of each season there are several blogs that moan (at least in part) about the boring BG grind and there are plenty of people who bot their way to success.

What you bring to WoWriot is a constant stream of tears about how you got butt****** by class X in AB as if it's something that anyone else gives a toss about. Keep on complaining about the same stuff if you like but please don't lie to yourself that you're contributing anything to WoWriot other than a reminder of how **** the official forums are.

you really should just go back to lurking and shutting the f up. 
better yet kill yourself, i'm  sure nobody will miss someone with such
a dull personality...


Jesus titty******* christ that was some bad e-thugging.
YOU didn't give a 'toss' about bg'si've written multiples of blogs and get positive comments back from those who do care about them here.  unlike you i've contributed WAY more to that type of discussion, written WAY better blogs than you have with more feedback, and actually support my points. 

also who uses 'toss'? seriously?.  i mean you can mock me for being ethug, but your vocabulary is like from a 60 yr old out of touch grandpa from 20 years ago. 

its not my fault the blizztards balance around their precious minigame to a fault and don't give a **** about 70% of the rest of their PvP audience.  i can only call them out on their stupidity, while pushing to fire kalgan considering he does a terrible job at way more than class balancing,, like their blinder focused development.  kiss his ass all you want because he caters to your likes, but just know there are a lot more players not into what you're into that would love to see him ousted.
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Yiska Feb 9, 2010 at 2:36 pm
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written WAY better blogs than you have with more feedback

Combined 49 likes. GJ Lyuze rapes you with every 2nd blog he does.
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Smokeee Feb 9, 2010 at 2:48 pm
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Yiska said
written WAY better blogs than you have with more feedback

Combined 49 likes. GJ Lyuze rapes you with every 2nd blog he does.
lol you act like i blog for money or contests, or even cater to the majority arena audience here more than the average player niche.

even then i don't go fishing for traffic hits like most of you nerds that take this crap so seriously.

i've been one of lyuze's biggest supporters and upvoted most of his early blogs, as well as complementing his effort despite all of the criticism he gets.  i'm pretty sure we were talking my blogs vs some nobody lurking turbo nerd.

you sound real bitter but i'd be too if my whole life revolved around looking up to computer gamers like they're pro athletes LOL...
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Erz Feb 9, 2010 at 3:00 pm
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YOU didn't give a 'toss' about bg'si've written multiples of blogs and
get positive comments back from those who do care about them here.


How can you be so blinkered? Your blog post Arena Authorities VS Everyone Else. Why does Blizzard listen to the 'authorities' over obvious popular demand? got a massive 9 likes and the vast majority of the posts were telling you that you're wrong. Most of the stuff you write is BGcentric whining that people can get from the official forums. You're mistaking volume of contribution for value of contribution.

On the Arena vs BGs tip: Are BGs played more often and by a larger percentage of the player base than Arenas? Certainly. Does this mean Blizzard should try to balance around uncoordinated zerg v uncoordinated zerg rather than coordinated 3v3? **** no.
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Smokeee Feb 9, 2010 at 3:13 pm
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Erz said
YOU didn't give a 'toss' about bg'si've written multiples of blogs and
get positive comments back from those who do care about them here.


How can you be so blinkered? Your blog post Arena Authorities VS Everyone Else. Why does Blizzard listen to the 'authorities' over obvious popular demand? got a massive 9 likes and the vast majority of the posts were telling you that you're wrong. Most of the stuff you write is BGcentric whining that people can get from the official forums. You're mistaking volume of contribution for value of contribution.

On the Arena vs BGs tip: Are BGs played more often and by a larger percentage of the player base than Arenas? Certainly. Does this mean Blizzard should try to balance around uncoordinated zerg v uncoordinated zerg rather than coordinated 3v3? **** no.
WTF?  again how can you call others out on stuff you're extremely terrible at.  you've written 3 blogs not even about WoW, and you've amassed like 20 likes with all 3 added up...and you're going to try and call me out on 1 blog with 11 likes?  can you be more of a hypocrite?

yeah sure 3v3 fotm Arena comps based around pilllars to a fault sure balances most of the PvP in the game.  think for yourself retard, instead of what the retard dev's want you to think.  where are there pillars anywhere else in terms of pvp regularity other than arena?  where else do players roll in sets of 3 in fotm matrix's?  and yet you're the jackass here acting like its so much better than balancing around what 80% of players who PvP play in....
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**** you are dense.

The argument about the quality and appeal of your blogs and comments arose because you claimed to have made a 'contribution' and I suggested you haven't made one worth mentioning. If you were reading you'd have noticed that I admitted 'I might not have contributed anything'. My only three blogs were on one of the shortest running and least read portals on GR at the request of the person running the portal. They were also (by design) about games that a lot of people reading GR would never have played and probably wouldn't be interested in and yet despite all that they were still as popular as your blogs have been.

In a 3v3 match players of (broadly) equal skill enter a fight that they know is about to happen, with all their cooldowns available and an opportunity to coordinate their actions. More often than not in BGs one group ambushes some poor ******* on half health with no cooldowns up and wins through sheer force of numbers alone.

You mentioned earlier that 'real class balance is(1:1 relativity)' - That's called dueling dickhead and it hapens so infrequently in BGs compared to zerg v zerg that basing the game on that would do **** all to improve it for anybody.
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Smokeee Feb 9, 2010 at 4:11 pm
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Erz said
**** you are dense.

The argument about the quality and appeal of your blogs and comments arose because you claimed to have made a 'contribution' and I suggested you haven't made one worth mentioning. If you were reading you'd have noticed that I admitted 'I might not have contributed anything'. My only three blogs were on one of the shortest running and least read portals on GR at the request of the person running the portal. They were also (by design) about games that a lot of people reading GR would never have played and probably wouldn't be interested in and yet despite all that they were still as popular as your blogs have been.

In a 3v3 match players of (broadly) equal skill enter a fight that they know is about to happen, with all their cooldowns available and an opportunity to coordinate their actions. More often than not in BGs one group ambushes some poor ******* on half health with no cooldowns up and wins through sheer force of numbers alone.

You mentioned earlier that 'real class balance is(1:1 relativity)' - That's called dueling dickhead and it hapens so infrequently in BGs compared to zerg v zerg that basing the game on that would do **** all to improve it for anybody.
how can you call me dense when you're the jerkoff trying to call  me out on likes?  i don't give a **** about your lame excuses or what some lame portals wnats you to write.  you have like 3 blogs with a total of 20 likes and you have the nerve to come at me based on 1 blog with 11 likes?  and where specifically did i pretend to be some great blogger here?  i don't cater to the audience here like you do, and its obvious i don't.  not in my blogs.  not in my comments.  you don't think its easy to be another arena zombie like you and cater to them for likes if thats what i wanted to do?  considering it sounds like you do this as a job or something from what it sounds like you sure sound terrible at it if you're getting < 10 likes on average, half of which are probably coming from the same idiots that hired you to write for whatever portal.

And be honest what Arena 3v3 entails dickhead.  who runs in pmr, wld's, etc?  where else do people roll in these comps?  where else is PvP almost scripted based on arena fotm comps vs other fotm comps?  where else are there pillars?  Arena is practically doing raid boss PvE the way strats are scripted these days based on popular comps, and full CD take downs in a perfect prearranged scenario.  you wouldn't know GOOD pvp if it bit you in the ass.  BG's are completely random scenarios of ALL types, goes to show what you know...and you can't script strat because there are WAY more variables where you have to make decisions on the spot. 

if anything dueling is WAY more akin to  Arena since both are practically scripted PvP with fixed variables.  1:1 relative balancing is NOT dueling.  its balancing based around more practical scenarios and confrontations in a 1;1 sense, you know what most people care about, even a lot of Arena players, instead of the fixed fotm comps you pretend goes on anywhere else other than in arena.  none of that sheep abuse BS, none of this constant assumption of full CD's like all of the prearranged crap you're into.  when i say 1:1 relative balance i am pushing for not perfect balance but good enough between the person you targhet and him targeting you.  theres a difference between dueling and 1:1 relative balance.  relative balance being more practical.

you should step outside of that 10x10 box you que all day iin, and realize the situations you get in BG's are at least WAY more dynamic than your precious Arena and more practical to balancing the game as a whole.   you're just another brainwashed blizztard sheep...
Erz
Erz Feb 9, 2010 at 5:10 pm
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This is going in circles and I'm bored of you so I'm done after this:

I brought up your blogs because you answered my first comment with 'you're going to come at me like i contribute less than you' and I was simply pointing out that your 'contribution' to GR (much like mine) is a whole heap of nothing. You've written more comments (that people often disagree with) than me. Congratulations on your brilliant accomplishment.

You talk about BG balance but you don't seem to have any clear idea of what this means. BGs do have a wide variety of scenarios but almost none of them are what anybody would call equal. Blizzard balancing BGs around bad mages is a pipe dream. Give it up.

Oh, and while we're at it quit going on about the dynamism of BGs as if you getting bent over by Ret Pallies at the stables in AB is some authentic and unique experience, the beauty of which a mere Arena player couldn't possibly comprehend.
Slapnuts
Slapnuts Feb 9, 2010 at 5:30 pm
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If I ever need support on the front lines of my hacker-war against Smokee you will be my first recruit Erz.
Slapnuts
Slapnuts Feb 9, 2010 at 5:22 pm
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Smokeee said
You forgot the part about not kissing Slapnut's ass like vir does, or he'll send you Vundo trojans...

I'm not joking either.  i've been hit with it 3 times after 3 sarcastic/mocking comments at Slapnuts.  Its the only time i've ever received a Vundo Trojan on my computer, coincidentally, all while browsing GR and where i pissed Slapnuts or one of his cronies off.

I said it a while back but i wasn't 100% sure at the time.  Now i'm 100% sure its him.  Just becareful, altho most of you won't ever reach the level of trolling and pissing him off that i probably have reached :)

I'm actually trying to find out GR's parent company so i can send a formal complaint.
This is pretty much the dumbest thing you have ever written here.  I don't read all the comments on this site so it took me a bit to come across this one.

http://giantrealm.com/contact.html

My direct boss is Tanya.  Feel free to email her your concerns as I could use a good laugh today.
Squarepusher
Squarepusher Feb 8, 2010 at 5:35 pm
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This is all entry-level ****, none of these points are any good once you progress a level higher to REAL trolling.
forkz
forkz Feb 8, 2010 at 5:51 pm
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ofc it is, he's doing well with point 1 though.
Squarepusher
Squarepusher Feb 8, 2010 at 5:58 pm
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forkz said
ofc it is, he's doing well with point 1 though.
I would correct this blog with high level troll guidelines, but those are secrets that you have to EARN the right to know.
Eradico
Eradico Feb 8, 2010 at 6:03 pm
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the blog in itself is a troll ...aimed at trolls.  Thought this would be pretty apparant.
Squarepusher
Squarepusher Feb 9, 2010 at 8:08 am
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Eradico said
the blog in itself is a troll ...aimed at trolls.  Thought this would be pretty apparant.
And my posts are trolling themselves, aimed at people who think they're smart for realizing that the blog post is trolling aimed at trolls.

(I'm gracing you by revealing a SECRET HIGH LEVEL TROLL TECHNIQUE right here! Granted you are smart enough to understand it.)
Silz
Silz Feb 9, 2010 at 10:20 am
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Squarepusher said
And my posts are trolling themselves, aimed at people who think they're smart for realizing that the blog post is trolling aimed at trolls.

(I'm gracing you by revealing a SECRET HIGH LEVEL TROLL TECHNIQUE right here! Granted you are smart enough to understand it.)
troll in yo troll so you troll while you troll?
Squarepusher
Squarepusher Feb 9, 2010 at 11:52 am
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Silz said
troll in yo troll so you troll while you troll?

sup dawg I heard you like trolling so I troll you while you're trolling so you can get trolled while you troll



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BooDizz
BooDizz Feb 8, 2010 at 6:53 pm
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You are clueless and a closet homosexual.
mung
mung Feb 8, 2010 at 7:05 pm
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meanwhile, you're still an awful blogger

keep lashing out
phayte
phayte Feb 8, 2010 at 7:24 pm
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There is no happy here, there is no happy here
It's too bad, it's too tragic
I spent myself choking on the motions
leading up to
said
misfortune
display
display Feb 8, 2010 at 8:17 pm
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E-CUNT
E-CUNT Feb 8, 2010 at 8:39 pm
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phayte said
There is no happy here, there is no happy here
It's too bad, it's too tragic
I spent myself choking on the motions
leading up to
said
misfortune
u listen to saetia? wtf
phayte
phayte Feb 8, 2010 at 8:55 pm
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**** no i googled "worlds most emo song lyrics"

lmfao
E-CUNT
E-CUNT Feb 8, 2010 at 8:59 pm
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yea i was going to say wtf i thought u listened to terrible hiphop

sigh
CntCmE
CntCmE Feb 8, 2010 at 9:37 pm
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you have moved onto bigger and better things (Poker/Counter Strike/Hello Kitty: Island Adventure).

DUDE i was drinking hot coffee and spilled it all over my keyboard.
you sir are hilarious.
Chisea
Chisea Feb 8, 2010 at 10:54 pm
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Seems like you were taught some serious trolling tips from this blog sir
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