Poppin Collarz and Winnin' Stackz: Enforcer Brings Fashion to the Forefront!

Yo, you ever head up to your local gameshop 2 buy some timecards, leave yo mom's wheels, blow yo mama a kiss, enter and yo peers seem more stylin' then you? You gettin' tired of wearing that Illdian shirt as you shoot the **** at the lunch table over raid strats? Did you know that what you wear acutally EFFECTS your game play! Look at da current tournment scenizzle, and you see who just became da big TOP DOGS OF WOW? No one else but my main bossdawg E-Unit! He reppin his stylin not only in his sick play, but in his ******* boss ass stylin. He was stunting that ***** Hydra, playing his **** sideways and ******* poppin collarz like it was nobodiez bizzness. E-Unit DEF be the most stuntin homes who ever graced this game.

He also been poppin mo den collarz if you get my drift dawg

E-unit and I first met on da tough streetz of the TR. We didn't chat much, it was all about the bizzness, nothing mo, nothing less. I knew right from the get go, that he had a sick sense of style when it came to reppin' his team.

E-Unit Keeping it Clean; He holds his keyboard just like he does with his glock

From now on, all ya'll *****es better be poppin collars while pwning some Euro****. Does tea-drinking farires couldn't even HOLD UP to da thunder E-unit brought down on dem. *****z wer shakin' at how stylin' my main man was. Now we gonna go over why EMG and Ensida lost, and if you haven't guessed it yet, its cuz dey ain't brining any heat to the game.

Dayum is that Demetri Matrin AND Seth Rogan at MLG?

Sodiv alwasy been one my essaz, but he really lost his touch. Demetri, azn guy and sodiv didn't even THINK about poppin collars, DAMN HE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE ONE TO POP. Poor choices leads to no victory, maybe they'll learn something and bring out the REAL guns next run around. 

Demetri and his ***** fo heading to the next MLG

And finally we got the upsetted Ensida. Any fashionable ho0 would know dat after a quick look at this upcoming picture why they lost. Look at dat small neck, A POPPED COLLAR COVER DAT **** UP IN A SNAP. Look at that anxious dude trying to get closer to the screen to increase his reflex time. A POPPED COLLAR AND SOME SICK SHADES WOULD COVER THAT UP. Finally we got the last *****ly Euro-*** in da back. That ***** prob never even walk into a Big H or an AE in his whole life, theres no helping dat. I'd also like to give a final shout out E-Unit for bringin fashion back to WoW, in the most Real way ever! YOU THE BOSS!

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