Gameriot ESport Publicist for Hire, LLC

Since companies are willing to throw money at WoW players for taking WoW seriously in some pillar humping playground, and worry about their images on gaming websites such as Gameriot, i thought i'd offer my services to the highest bidder.  MOB Gaming, SK, Dynamo, etc. etc. can have your VERY own propaganda machine for ONLY $600/month.  WHAT A BARGAIN.  The offer is only good for the next month, and after that it doubles due to expected supply and demand.

What do i offer sponsors you might ask?  I offer you propaganda, publicity, word of mouth, and overall more attention to your brand name.  MOB Gaming recently has suffered much negative publicity due to their XXX-rated Esport stars post game celebrations caught on camera.  MOB Gaming apparently went so far as to threaten legal action against GR, although this is a rumor.  That could all have been avoided for $600/month!!!!1  All those legal inquiries, time wasted, sleepless nights worrying about your esport stars behavior, and how your brand name is being run into the ground is time you could've spent investing into making more money, scouting more players, and getting more recognition for your company.  Instead of completely helpless frustration.  Let ME handle the PR of leaked photos portraying your E-Stars in a bad light.  Halflife, Starcraft, WoW, you name it, the propaganda machine will be worth every penny and then some.  We cover ALL GAMES!!!

As a gesture of guaranteed faith in my services i am giving you a SATISFACTION GUARANTEED OFFER!!!11  If for some reason you are not happy with my services after the first month you can ask for a refund!!!  LIMITED TIME ONLY!!! 

So ask yourself, do i want to suffer through the worries and headaches of company image for the callous acts of these young immature players i have signed, or should i hire a professional to do the job for me at a very modest rate....

WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR??!  THE SERVICE PRACTICALLY PAYS FOR ITSELF WHEN BAD SPONSORED TEAMS ARE BAD!!!11