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Last updated at October 25, 2009, 4:50 am
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Where's my authority on this, you ask? I may not be a girl, but I watch a ****-ton of girly anime.
****, do you see this ****? I sat through 24 episodes of this bull****. Girls talking about food, or what kind of clothing they like to wear in the winter, or, ****, I don't even know. And I loved every god-damned second of it. You practically have to grow a ****** to like this stuff. So I know some **** about being a girl.
So girls, ladies, gentlewomen, or whatever else you like to imagine yourself as, lemme teach you the ropes before you ride this hard whale of a **** called the internet.
Rule #1: Don't use your real picture ******* ever. You signed up to Gameriot? Good ******* job I bet that took you a while. For the love of sweaty **** juices flowing down your ******, don't take
a picture of yourself, and don't use it as your avatar. Do you see guys taking cutesy pictures of themselves smiling and using them as their avatars? **** no that's ******* gay as ****. Find an image of something awesome (not you), or if you love taking multiple ***** up the ass and feel like sharing this to the world, an anime avatar.Rule #2: Don't mention your gender ******* ever. Listen, every second a guy is at his computer he is furiously stroking his fun-size weenie waiting for the right moment to *** all over a pair of two-dimensional tits. And every time they find out
someone's a girl on the video game they play, or on a blog website they go to, they just furiously pump themselves harder. Thousands of guys. Pumping their *****. At you.Rule #3: If you want some god damn dick in your dick-orifice (and ******* jesus I know you do), go find it in real life. Seriously, ****. This one baffles me the most. You're born as the gender that's created for *******, and you somehow can't get someone to **** you unless you look on the god damn internet for someone that lives 12 ******* states away. Holy ******* grandma on a stick. I don't know how you ****** that up. Just stop by your nearest high school if you want to rub your tits on something god damn. And if you don't live anywhere near civilization (which you probably don't, you fat animal ****) find a tree or a squirrel or something **** I don't know.
This post is becoming TLDR so I'll just stop here.
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raynor Oct 25, 2009 at 5:36 am
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was just asking my friend how he could love lucky star compared to:
bebop
champloo
geass
and he doesnt have a reason. made him watch first episode of bebop and he hated it. mind explaining what makes you both so gay for flat chested school girl's lives (that are devoid of anything sexual)?
bebop
champloo
geass
and he doesnt have a reason. made him watch first episode of bebop and he hated it. mind explaining what makes you both so gay for flat chested school girl's lives (that are devoid of anything sexual)?
syeren Oct 25, 2009 at 7:12 am
+2 votes
It's hilarious if you watch a lot of an anime and know about Japanese society.
SKNeilyo Oct 25, 2009 at 8:57 am
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syeren said
It's hilarious if you watch a lot of an anime and know about Japanese society.
I watched a couple videos on this ****, it ****in' sickened me.
Bethryn Oct 25, 2009 at 7:46 am
+1 votes
LS works partly because it's meta-humour and partly because a lot of the very banal conversations they have play on common ground. And Lucky Channel was pure gold.
I'm not sure why you would compare it to more serious works like Bebop or Champloo. Although it's head and shoulders above Ge-pull-plot-out-my-ass.
I'm not sure why you would compare it to more serious works like Bebop or Champloo. Although it's head and shoulders above Ge-pull-plot-out-my-ass.
ARCTURAS Oct 25, 2009 at 8:20 am
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Bethryn I find myself always agreeing with everything you say.
But yea. Your friend doesn't like Cowboy bebop? That's bad taste. You don't like Lucky Star? Well, that works a little differently. Lucky star is a slice-of-life/parody/satire on a lot of japanese culture, and actually pokes fun at cute-girl anime while being one itself. It's a multi-layer satire that's really entertaining if you're familiar with the material.
But yea. Your friend doesn't like Cowboy bebop? That's bad taste. You don't like Lucky Star? Well, that works a little differently. Lucky star is a slice-of-life/parody/satire on a lot of japanese culture, and actually pokes fun at cute-girl anime while being one itself. It's a multi-layer satire that's really entertaining if you're familiar with the material.
bilingue Oct 25, 2009 at 1:55 pm
+1 votes
LS was awesome! Any other anime that resembles LS's humor?
Bethryn Oct 25, 2009 at 3:12 pm
+1 votes
Probably the closest I've seen would be Azumanga Daioh, but I have a feeling that that's actually much more political.
bilingue Oct 25, 2009 at 3:22 pm
+1 votes
Loved Azumanga Daioh too. I also enjoyed the humor in KareKano (His and Her Circumstances), but that was a bit more "romantic". i was looking for something close to LS, as a small break from the anime that I used to watch.
kyz Oct 25, 2009 at 2:55 pm
+1 votes
You are trying to random anime about young school girls #42124953 is better than a much more unique and thought provoking geass? Sad
Bethryn Oct 25, 2009 at 3:20 pm
+1 votes
I'm sorry, a mecha-anime featuring an abnormally powerful student's club leading into Yet Another Instrumentality Project, where almost every encounter is ended with a deus/diabolus ex machina, and supposed national tensions have no reason to exist besides one giant Idiot Ball being passed around is "unique and thought provoking?" I really don't agree. It was an amusing series to watch, and the ending redeemed many of the worse parts, but it is definitely not unique and I wouldn't say it provokes much more thought than the majority of anime.
kyz Oct 25, 2009 at 9:20 pm
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I disagree with your watered down version. It has a lot of underlying messages about the world we live in, politics, and how horrible our society is as a whole. Also, it is funny because of how much I really dont enjoy any mecha-anime that this one didnt even seem like one at all. You refuse to think about things which is why you like anime like lucky star.
Budbrew Oct 25, 2009 at 10:00 pm
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kyz said
I disagree with your watered down version. It has a lot of underlying messages about the world we live in, politics, and how horrible our society is as a whole. Also, it is funny because of how much I really dont enjoy any mecha-anime that this one didnt even seem like one at all. You refuse to think about things which is why you like anime like lucky star.
kyz Oct 25, 2009 at 10:24 pm
+1 votes
Yep. Once you exit the stage of the bliss that is ignorance it is impossible to ever see anything in the same light.
Bethryn Oct 26, 2009 at 2:42 am
+2 votes
If you think real world politics work like they do in Code Geass, that is unique and thought-provoking. ;p
Yiska Oct 26, 2009 at 9:42 pm
+1 votes
Bakemonogatari wasn't a very pleasant show for me to watch and I ditched it after a couple of episodes. The art is great and the setup is awesome but I felt the story was lacking and the dialogues weren't very entertaining, nor thought provoking.
It really felt like random babbling everybody could've come up with. There is rarely a "thought provoking" conclusion/moral of the story after every arc.
You have to have a special kind of humour to laugh about the show, I smiled at best. I felt the show was very "random" and the arcs were very disconnected from each other. I'd say it's almost weird.
I also felt that the way how they presented things sometimes was very pretentious spamming very very irrelevant or disconnected lines of text or showing random pictures. Not having a clear red line even after an arc was very irritating.
my 2 cent
It really felt like random babbling everybody could've come up with. There is rarely a "thought provoking" conclusion/moral of the story after every arc.
You have to have a special kind of humour to laugh about the show, I smiled at best. I felt the show was very "random" and the arcs were very disconnected from each other. I'd say it's almost weird.
I also felt that the way how they presented things sometimes was very pretentious spamming very very irrelevant or disconnected lines of text or showing random pictures. Not having a clear red line even after an arc was very irritating.
my 2 cent
ARCTURAS Oct 27, 2009 at 1:18 am
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Shader said
You suck.
my 2 cent
my 2 cent
But Yiska you are right on some points, the show was really experimental. It's not supposed to be clean-cut and conventional, and is pretty disjointed because of that. Some of the jokes are for really inside-anime fans, but most of the humor consists of visual gags, non-sequiters, and stuff anyone can get.
Oh, and I think your opinion of the show being pretentious is a bit misplaced. Those scenes with disconnected lines of text were actually thrown in there because they were supposedly on a very limited budget, and actually couldn't get around to animating everything by the time the episodes were televised. The Dvd releases are supposed to contain the episodes in full animation.
For me, the real strength of the show is its creativity, cleverness, and its higher emphasis on art than realism.
If you stopped after episode 2 I think you stopped a little too soon. If you stopped after episode 3 then I suppose you just have a diff. sense of humor, I found it hilarious :P.
P.S. Even if you don't watch anything else from the series you can still just watch 8 by itself which was the best episode.
raynor Oct 26, 2009 at 3:16 am
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kyz said
I disagree with your watered down version. It has a lot of underlying messages about the world we live in, politics, and how horrible our society is as a whole. Also, it is funny because of how much I really dont enjoy any mecha-anime that this one didnt even seem like one at all. You refuse to think about things which is why you like anime like lucky star.
ARCTURAS Oct 26, 2009 at 3:30 am
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I'd honestly put both Lucky Star and Code Geass (as well as Cowboy Bebop and Samurai Champloo he mentioned) all on the "good tier" for anime.
Same with Gurren Lagann, Soul Eater, Clannad, Bakemonogatari, Toradora, Berserk, Genshiken, and everything else that kicks ass. No one dislikes these anime, it's just a matter of what you like more.
Same with Gurren Lagann, Soul Eater, Clannad, Bakemonogatari, Toradora, Berserk, Genshiken, and everything else that kicks ass. No one dislikes these anime, it's just a matter of what you like more.
Bethryn Oct 26, 2009 at 3:57 am
-1 votes
on the contrary, id say you didn't think things through and he did.
kyz Oct 26, 2009 at 1:15 pm
+1 votes
The first 5 minutes of LS is a discussion about how to eat pasteries. I was going to slit my wrist if I watched any further.
Enough said.
Enough said.
Shader Oct 26, 2009 at 9:50 pm
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You can have how as many valid points and thorough explanations as you want. But everyone sees it from their own perspective and likes different things and to really know exactly what you like about something is hard to say. So it pretty much always come down to the simple fact if you like it or not.
Two of my favourites which are also mentioned here are Code Geass and Bakemonogatari.
Two of my favourites which are also mentioned here are Code Geass and Bakemonogatari.
Bodi Oct 25, 2009 at 5:45 am
+15 votes
The blog pretty much sums up everything that needs to be said, ever. +1
I also broke the first rule.
I also broke the first rule.
BodisUncle Oct 25, 2009 at 5:58 am
+2 votes
Hold on a second, let me put on my racist hat. Okay, here we go.
You're black, no one expects you to follow rules or social standards. I would never say that to your face because I would probably get my ass kick, but we all know its true.
You're black, no one expects you to follow rules or social standards. I would never say that to your face because I would probably get my ass kick, but we all know its true.
Xndr Oct 25, 2009 at 6:09 am
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"Noxn: I am female. The reason I never say is because it really doesn't matter if I'm male or female. I really don't care if they confuse me as either. I' m not going to meet these people irl since I don't have any plans to go to wow lans / tournaments. It shouldn't matter - I'm just a wow player playing to have fun - gender shouldnt matter."
Noxn knows what's up...and yet there is something mysteriously sexy about being unsure of his/her gender... >_>
Noxn knows what's up...and yet there is something mysteriously sexy about being unsure of his/her gender... >_>
anris Oct 25, 2009 at 2:45 pm
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Xndr said
"Noxn: I am female. The reason I never say is because it really doesn't matter if I'm male or female. I really don't care if they confuse me as either. I' m not going to meet these people irl since I don't have any plans to go to wow lans / tournaments. It shouldn't matter - I'm just a wow player playing to have fun - gender shouldnt matter."
Noxn knows what's up...and yet there is something mysteriously sexy about being unsure of his/her gender... >_>
Noxn knows what's up...and yet there is something mysteriously sexy about being unsure of his/her gender... >_>
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