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by Slapnuts, Level 70
Last updated at September 22, 2009, 1:38 am


Valve has either dropped the coolest "troll" post in TF2 blog history or we have something really awesome coming our way.

The latest update to the TF2 blog has mention of a guard dog.  If you aren't up on the details I will give you a quick refresher.  Someone created this awesome shop of a new class/weapon so to speak within in Team Fortress 2.   Yesterday someone sent it off to Robin Walker and he noted it was "quite awesome".  Today's blog update has letter from the infamous Saxton Hale of Jarate fame and president of MANN Co. noting that the "application is pending", "we will evaluate your invention" and that he looks forward to "working with you in the future".

The photoshopped page is pretty amazing and really has that Valve feel.  While the nod in the TF2 blog today is probably a shout-out for work well done I can't deny that looking at it I almost want it in the game.  It just looks like a complete blast.  Jarate was implemented off a joke and later came to fruition in the game and Saxton Hale had his hands all over that one.  Maybe we could actually get guard dogs in the game?

It is probably a long shot but I almost wouldn't mind seeing it as the oft rumored new class within the game.  This could possibly even work as a new Engineer toy.  To be honest I wouldn't even put it past Valve to have planted the forum user and created the idea themselves to see what the community thinks.

In all likelihood, again, this is probably just a thanks from Valve for this users awesome work.  But this game is very community driven and if the response is positive just maybe?  What are your thoughts?  Would use or play guard dogs in TF2?  Or is a completely stupid idea that "doesn't belong in the game" like so many regard Jarate?

     
12 comments
ekaCbun
ekaCbun Sep 22, 2009 at 1:41 am
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Alexx
Alexx Sep 22, 2009 at 2:09 am
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i faaking ate gard dags! >.

i dont play TF2 anymore, but seeing as the game is all over the place, i dont see how it could hurt anything anyway.
peteyd
peteyd Sep 22, 2009 at 6:10 am
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thats fkin awesome. ill cross my fingers for it.
sikraeli
sikraeli Sep 22, 2009 at 6:27 am
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yea but jarate actually fits in with the cartoony over the top violence atmosphere of tf2 guard dogs make zero goddamn sense at all
Slapnuts
Slapnuts Sep 22, 2009 at 8:08 am
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Really?  How are guard dogs not just as over the top as a piss bomb?  Or a bow and arrow?  Or a baseball bat that stuns you?

Guess im missing something.
R00fhaXX0rz
R00fhaXX0rz Sep 22, 2009 at 10:38 am
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Sorry sikraeli...

But how are dogs that have missile-type guns, mini-rockets that increase speed, while still carrying supplies including unlimited Jarate NOT over the top?

The only they they could become more over-the-top is if they were ******* tigers.

Retarded comment from a retard.
Bethryn
Bethryn Sep 22, 2009 at 8:16 am
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"When people ask about my position on illegal immigration, I've got two words: attack dogs.  No walls, no permits, just dogs.  Attack dogs."
Rioter
Rioter Sep 22, 2009 at 8:18 am
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Marathi
Marathi Sep 22, 2009 at 2:19 pm
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Wish they'd stop ******* around with this **** and release episode 3 already
trousertrout
trousertrout Sep 23, 2009 at 4:15 am
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Because one employee photoshopping some pictures halts an entire design team, good work ****tard go get some kleenexs and wipe your eyes.
Imaloc
Imaloc Sep 24, 2009 at 10:32 pm
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maybe as an engi toy but on other forums I have been reading they want it to be like an assault class. It reminds me of all the ******** that pick medic (a support class) and then go battle medic and want the medic to do more dmg. Or like I recently heard on a like server a dumb**** playing battle medic wanted to be able to uber himself without having his medigun out. It's a support class leave it at support that cross class doing all the same **** is the reason why I left WoW.
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