Alright d00ds. I'm back. I've actually found that writing these once-every-2-day bloggerings to be fairly easy to do. Actually, I'm beginning to realize it's because I can just, literally, stream of consciousness the whole damn thing and instead of going "man, that whole thing made no sense," I can be all like "*****" and then slap a period on that baby and call it good.

*****.

OK, that aside, I've had a lot of fun with my newly established blog, and it's clear that I love attention, so I'll take …  More

Welcome back.

I'm not trying to set some kind of ridiculous precedent here by writing another article precisely two days later, so for those of you that are using The Ooglar to 'balance out' your doses of handsome... I'd advise you not to. I have the tendency to procrastinate like... something that procrastinates a lot. You get the point.

I'm being very truthful here when I say that 2010 looks like it will be one of the best years for the MMORPG industry as a whole, and this is for several key rea…  More

Hello.

I'm Pwyff.

You may remember me.

This is a test. A test to see if writing once or twice a week is really as bad as I think it totally will be.

Now, you might be asking "but Pwyff, aren't you, like... busy as a bat?" And this is very true. Bats are very busy.

But first a rewind with a pink text header:

I'm Chris “Pwyff” Tom. World Famous Handsome, former writer of the TBC Arena Blog “The Ooglar,” and owner of Handsome Gladiator Pwyff of the level 70 population of Ner’zhul. Some of you might …  More

So... a lot of fun things occurred over the past week. The end culmination is nothing. Woo.
*****, as well. I don't know why I just said that, but it needs to be said. Working for a corporation with some kind of standards (HI MING) is fun and pays well, but this all comes at the sacrifice of me being able to drop the C-word. Wait. Not Allakhazam? *****.
Right.
I'm also going to be starting my own... slightly more off-the-cuff than this "please be impartial and polite" crap on Allakhazam. When I do,…  More

New article up; this one's talking about the recent FFXI bans that basically gobbled up a portion of the hardcore endgame FFXI community. Before y'all go and say anything stupid, like "they still play FFXI?" realize that you're stupid and that's that. The point I was trying to make was that SE is clearly out of touch with their endgame playerbase if an exploit this ridiculous could have been utilized for at least a year and a half. If SE did not know about this exploit, then that says volumes about their inability to maintain a close eye on their most ambitious players. Say what you will about business models, but the fact is, these are the guys that explore all the new content. In this regard, while paying attention to your endgame playerbase is less beneficial monetary wise, in terms of creating a video game, they certainly contribute extensively to the creation of what constitutes an MMO.…  More

I'm thinking about starting up an article here maybe once a week to reflect on writing for a gaming company as opposed to self-sustained writing. I can definitely tell you that I can't talk about ***** as much as I'd like to. More on that later.

Anywho, this week's article isn't so groundbreaking, but I'm not a groundbreaking kind of guy.

OK!?

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The full article can be read here at: http://wow.allakhazam.com/story.html?story=16718

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Depending on where you live and where you come from, you’ve pro…  More

OK guys, here's the deal. I'm writing now. Professionally. Sort of. I pretend that I'm professional, and so should you. So the idea here is that your job is to support me so that I can get a raise, and then one day buy a car.

Why do you want to help me buy a car?

Well because if I have a car, I'll totally start writing about stuff here too.

Totally.

So the deal is, I'm going to post a tidbit of the articles I write, and you will read the full article and then post about how you love it!

Yay!

HERE WE G…  More

I AM TAKING LE BREAK.
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So I'm busy, and I'm pretty sure you're busy (with WoW). Maybe you're planning. Maybe not.

Who knows.

I don't.

QUICK SEASON 4 LETS GO:

18stam/5%stun resist as our only chance against lawlroguemagespamspamspam.

SPIRIT IS BETTER THAN STRAIGHT MP5 IN ALMOST EVERY SINGLE SCENARIO, PLEASE REMEMBER THIS. I THINK. I DON'T DO MATH SO I DON'T KNOW BUT SERIOUSLY.

For Feral Druids, stack AGI to the sky and pretend like you're viable.

Uhhh.

My shaman is going to stack spellhaste in every orifice possible, and then …  More

It’s interesting, you know.

 

 I went on a road trip with some friends for about a week, got a new job where I get paid to chat and play games, upped my handsomeness a little bit more, re-re-re-resurrected my testosterone-charged, gym-going alter-ego, and slept an incredibly small amount of time in the process.

 

Coincidentally, the joy I glean from my brief moments spent within the World of Warcraft are much akin to a fat man sucking on his fingers to ensure that he is on t…  More