Ten things that are more OP than Juggernaut

Since every awesome PvPer with 1200 rating is storming official forums QQing about Juggernaut, without wondering for a second why warriors have such a short cooldown on charge, I've prepared a short list of things that needs to be fixed without thinking myself, enjoy.

P.S. The list is highly subjective. If you disagree about the order or anything else, I don't care.

10 - Vindication

Why does a spec that has insane burst damage, has arguably the best execute in game, needs a reverse execute as well? Maybe rets wouldn't kill people in HoJ stun if they didn't have to do about 70% of target's HP in damage (20k suddenly becomes 14k) due to Vindication and Hammer of Wrath? This talent should never affect stamina, and I don't see why it hasn't been changed yet, as it wouldn't affect rets in PvE in the slightest way.

9 - Healing debuffs

I love how everyone and his dog would cry about MS being overpowered when arenas were starting, how it was ******* healers over and over again, and how it made Warriors or Rogues (or Hunters later, but they never really shined) a must have in arena team. Nothing has changed since then, MS is still 50% debuff, Wound Poison is still 50% debuff, people have learned to play with it and accepted it as an element of PvP that's going to be here, much like pillar hugging.

8 - Improved Hamstring / Glyph of Hamstring

It's arena season 6, and we still have RNG root via talent and a glyph that does exactly the same thing the talent does (basically increasing it's effectiveness). Having an ability to peel someone from our healer that's build around RNG is straight retarded, and it can be overpowered in few cases when you get multiple procs in a row. I don't have either, so nerf it to oblivion, I don't care anyway.

7 - Dismantle

I can understand a disarm, but how on earth can some clown disarm my shield? Or what's more interesting, how is he preventing me from equipping one after disarming my two-hander? What kind of cosmic powers are involved in this ****? Maybe I wouldn't cry about that, if my whole survivability didn't depend on that stupid piece of metal.

6 - Unrelenting Assault

If you didn't read my previous post on this topic - the debuff is retarded, remove it or change it to spell damage reduction only and give us Pummel in battle stance already. Less clunkiness, more control, higher skill cap, healers can fake cast, everybody wins.

5 - 7k Frost Strike crits

Why would you want healing debuff, if you can drop someone in 3 seconds? This has literally happened to my shaman once on the arena, he was alive and suddenly he wasn't anymore. Can't be avoided, can't be mitigated, pure skill I tell you, pure skill.

4 - Crippling Poison

A 70% snare that affects everyone you touch with your penis is worse than AIDS. This is the strongest flat snare in the game, and it's given to a class that has 1 second global cooldown. Why do Rogues have 1 second global cooldown to begin with? Oh right, to throw more **** at their target. So why is that their two most important utilities - the healing debuff and snare - fire off auto attack regardless of GCD? How is that any more skillful than Retribution faceroll? And why on earth is it 70% when every other flat snare in the game is 50%? Because it's dispellable? Too bad even Dwarves can't get away from Rogues these days.

3 - Ring of Valor

Why is it still in game? That's all I've to say.

2 - Chains of Ice spam

Mobility is a very relative thing, it's a concept that's not really existing when there is a Death Knight around. 80% of the time I spend on arena against any half-decent DK I'm permanently rooted, without any sort of diminishing returns or second wind procs what so ever, where is my mobility there? Ohhhh, It's dispellable as well? Really? Tell that to my Shaman who's getting raped. But it just wasn't good enough, Blizzard have to give DKs a gloves bonus that makes every third CoI free, how's that even close to 3 rage cheaper hamstring, wtf?

1 - The Incredible Hulk



With insane physical strength, toughness and the ability to regenerate there is no way on earth for Juggernaut to beat Hulk. I can smell a fat nerfbat coming right on that green mother******'s ass in next few patches.