Come on, it's a BTY blog post!

While many of you know that I am a fantastic blogger, I doubt you know about my other addictions. In the recent months (since it has become trend to post about our personal lives) I have become an alcoholic. And since I know you don't care, help me win this blogging contest, if nothing else, to pay for booze. I know I can count on you guys, GR! You know I'm good for it.

The only bad think about starting to drink at six in the morning, is by eleven at night it takes me three times as long to post a blog, but I doubt I'd be doing it if I were sober! I suppose with the bad comes the worse. Talking about worse! Here's something great, a song that probably sounds a lot better when you're ****faced:

Anyway, I didn't come here to post music-whatevers, I came here to stir up drama. Talking about drama! WHAT THE ****, VERDAK? There comes a point where you go from joking about being an e-*****, to actually becoming one. Come on, I know you're better than that. Don't ******* sell yourself, it's not going to make you happy. Play the game, just don't let the game play you. I'm just saying, you can sit at home alone and continue to post these fat-ass articles until everyone gets tired of it, or you can actually enjoy what you do. Seriously, I've been there, GR crowd can be harsh, can't it? They'll take it all from you and just ask for more. Don't do it, baby.

Eh, maybe an alcoholic shouldn't be giving girls advice on internet addictions, but she's pretty good looking, right? Rides horses and ****? Think I got a shot? Doubtful, but if she's reading this, send me your number and if I'm ever in Michigan or whatever I'll party with you, chances are. I party more than not, I'm a ******* animal. Just don't let me use power-tools (you're too old for me anyway, but doesn't mean we can't ****).

I'm thankful for all of the people in my life, be it friends, teachers, acquaintances, sexdolls, or whoever. I really do owe a lot to me friends, and I appreciate them being there for me through the good times and bad, I just wish I had more of them. I recently changed from showing up to work drunk to just not going at all, and I can say, I'm a lot happier, at least until I run out of money for alcohol. So send me some money! Paypal works: rossisgone@gmail.com, thanks buddies! You're saints, all of you.

Before I go, some wise words! Don't ***** yourself, be the pimp, and this video is amazing, but it might be because I'm hallucinating.



Oh, and P.S., Ming sucks dick, and likes it!

BTY out.