Girls are Inferior (in AoC)

Apparently, in AoC, female characters have longer swing timers, and are better at healing.  This has been proven on the forums (with pretty decent numbers) but I can't link you - mods delete the posts as soon as they are made, pretty much.  Most of them are QQ, so I don't blame them.

Though this kind of stuff really makes me wonder, and it also makes me love the game that much more.  Good info to know though, if you are rolling caster - go female, if you are going melee, go male.  The difference supposedly isn't that much (think like, WoW-racial level) but there IS a difference.

I have a sinking feeling that AoC started off as a huge joke, by a bunch of friends.  I have had this growing suspicion due to several factors...

Things like this:

Greetings,

Funcom can confirm that some of the female models in the game have
had the size of their breasts changed. This is due to an unintended change in data that was introduced in an earlier patch, data which controls the so-called morph values associated with character models and the size of their respective body parts. We are working on a fix for this and your breasts should be back to normal soon.

The plastic surgeons of Hyboria apologize for the inconvenience.

Thank you,

Also, this:

*Quests Bloodroot, Concealing the *****s, Purging the Fallen, and Source of Contagion have been improved in Tarantia Noble.


And all of these:

Killing "Black Ones."

Calling necromancers "legion."

The name of the company, "Funcom."

Typical "pictish" behavior.

Parrot creepypasta reference.

The Ultimate Proof: The /anon emote.

Random GMs saying there are "anon among them."


I am sure there are so many more.  It isn't that surprising, 4chan is really big (obviously) and people have been putting things like this into the game forever.  Anyone else find anything like this?

Also, for a funny AoC vid watch this: http://youtube.com/watch?v=s-rl3RPC_Mw

Also, please note I am not responsible for finding all of these, my RL friend Aaron pointed a few of them out for me (and gave me screens) he is also a clicker and I didn't want you to think I am a terrible.