2v2 With Girl Beats World Of Ming Allstars, My New Favorite Song

Hello. my name is Shindo Fivezorz. I have blogged for many years on Gameriot, since July 2007. It is a dream come true to have finally blogged on World of Ming, but of course it's under circumstances and it's up to the users to decide if I continue blogging:

So likely this is a farewell-introduction post, and i am very, very thankful to the management at WoM for giving me this opportunity.

This past week I've been very consistent blogging. Aspiring to be a screenwriter some day and move to Hollywood, I thought it would be a very good practice for me to write here on Gameriot. It would discipline me to write for an audience, every day of every week with original content and get paid for it. Considering WoWriot gets literally no content anymore aside from WoM, I really wanted to do it, and still do.  Also,  WoW has been crap in the past years and I hoped to take people's mind off how crappy the game is and make them laugh, which I undoubtedly succeeded during this week.

I apologize to anyone I've crapped on over this past week or ever on my blog. I apologize to serennia when everyone made fun of him for taking a **** in a drawer. I am sorry to Jasi for years of ridicule by literally everyone. I am sorry to Noktyn for eating his box of donuts 2 years ago at WSVG. I am sorry to Kintt and dubbing him Wing King, where ever he may be now 200 pounds lighter.

Gameriot has always been a family of trash talk to me, and no one's been hurt or had long term scarring over anything posted here by my Blog. In fact, at the sillyness I've always brought it to, I believe it makes a person more resilient to it as they realize it's stupid. I've never been cynical toward any of these players, and it's always been in good fun.

now the last home front before likely being banned to make fun of, World of Ming:



If you heard rumors that neilyo had a new Blackrock rogue, it is Closedlol but I sodah'd that account within 2 hours of him buying it. that is +1 accounts added to my collection, but not as many +1s as sodah has. +1

I actually went on a limb considering its a girl and I haven't been around girls since I started playing wow and vowed off all social connections. What I mean by Limb is I tried double DPS for the first time as SPRIEST/Rogue and i can tell you it's terrible. Shadow is a pvp spec that is so bad it reminds me of the time i joined Minor in 25m icc and had 0 talent points spent on Festergut and did 2000dps. Shadow is the equivalent in pvp:  you will get kicked from every group. And a girl playing Shadow? We played literally 1 game before I told her I was done playing with her, but she respecced Disc and begged me to play. She told me be I'm the only rogue with big enough credentials to pleasure her with. And I am.

After the match against WOM Superstars, Millies defiantly stated: "Ming isn't even good... he cant peel for anything."  A pretty bold statement considering it's coming from a girl who can't get square behind a pillar so her fat ass doesn't hang out and get CC'd. But her blood was pumping more than Chumpjohn in a heart attack when we fought Ming. As you can see, the extra adrenaline paid off.

Do you know how the counterstrike at ESL or WSVG has a girl's league because of how distinctly terrible girls are at video games? Particularly because girls lack any form of situational awareness? I asked Millies what she thought about an all girls league with her, Minor and Benys playing 3v3 together considering they all got Rival last season. But then Millies made the point that no amount of money is going to get minor's fat ass out of her apartment unless it's Chumpjohn knocking down her door. The team wouldnt ever be made thanks to minor.

But seriously, the players we faced made Millies look like Yog or Hotspot or Litreocola, yet she as inconsistent as Minor on a diet and lost us 3/4 of the games too. The only explanation i came up with for our wins is Benys was branching out and trying to learn alts and was stuck in the 1200s bracket with the girl players. Benys was so god damn bad on those players it was a joke -- i was cracking up more at Benys's season 2 skill level than I've ever laughed and I've watched Yiska's videos.

But I digress..

Considering everything that's happening at me at gameriot lately with deleted blogs and stuff, I have been getting through this tough time with the help of this amazing Muse song. It is about questioning the people in control with their fingers on the buttons -- Are they really qualified? Do they even have 5th grader credentials?? But what really got me through this rough period is the lyrical replacements Yog supplied me with.