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by Verdak, Level 30
Last updated at October 18, 2009, 9:16 am

Apology in advance, my blog will not really be about PVPing. I suck at pvping. It is mostly a personal WoW journey that I have taken( lots of drama included, and some tits too, along with a short dick as well). I look forward to reading your negative and positive comments. I encourage and expect many tits or gtfo comments too!

 

The first really great game I remember playing, is Final Fantasy II on the SNES. That is the one with Cecil and Rosa in it. I was only about five years old, when my parents drove about 45 minutes away just to pick up the game, since other stores were not in stock or didn’t have it yet. I really was attached to the character Rydia, since she was also a young girl, yet very independent.  I had played many console games until we got our first computer, which was a Gateway 2000, a beast of its time. I had just beaten Final Fantasy VII before we got the computer, and it was a very emotional game for me.

I quickly got addicted to the internet. I mean, I had never been one of the real popular kids in school,  so chatting online with people was really fun. I started to become really attached to some people on the internet, and I remember running up a $5000 phone bill one month.  Let’s just say my father was royally pissed, but got the phone company to greatly reduced that number.

It was December of 1998…the 8th of the month I believe, when my life took a dramatic change. I was pulled out of class and my best friends mom took me and her to my house. I saw a lot of cars at my house, and I didn’t know what was going on. My mom opened the door and she was in tears, and so was the rest of my family. All I remember saying was “ did dad die or something”. And that is what it was.  I was 14 at the time. I remember talking to some friends online and they told me to get a game called Ultima Online.  I had asked my mom and dad way before Christmas if I could have this game.

It was a very sad Christmas day. Presents that had been wrapped for my father were still under the tree. I remember opening of the boxes, and behold, it was Ultima Online. I quickly rushed upstairs and started playing the game.  Jaded, the Tamer mage, is who I would become for the next year or so. I remember meeting a couple in game , Krystopher (Chris) and Red (Angelica). I kind of looked up to them as my internet parents, someone to talk to. They had drama of their own. Apparently they liked each other online, but Krys was married and it was causing marital issues. Pretty soon they both stopped logging on and I lost touch. I still do think about Angel sometimes. She offered so much good advice and kind words during my time of grief.

I then met someone named Raff in game (Josh). We became little internet lovers (haha). I was like 15 at the time, so it was only a little e-crush type thing. Then one day he just disappeared. I was like sweet, another one bites the dust. But I eventually stalked him down on facebook, and we email from time to time as friends!  Anyways, soon after my dad died, my mother had met another man. I was not really fond of him at first.  He was a very  strict Baptist Christian man, and didn’t like any of the stuff I was into or all about. I liked listening to heavy metal and rock music, which he thought was the Devil’s music. I am sure a lot of you can relate to you thinking video games are all evil. He also thought every game I was playing was demonic and evil, and told my mom I needed to get off the computer.


I agree, I needed to get off the computer. I was sitting there 20 hours of the day, sometimes not even sleeping for days at a time. I would camp houses that were about to fall to get the items, and I was always just doing something.  I felt like when they took away my computer, my whole world was caving in. I would run away, skip school, and I experimented with drugs, not a lot though. I only smoked weed a few times, and I tried acid once. That was enough for me since I had a “bad trip”. My parents had had enough of me.


They had apparently been doing a lot of research and found a Christian Youth Home in Montana to send me to. I had no choice; I was cornered and had to get on that plane. And hell, I wouldn’t want to be alone in the woods of Montana, there are bears, mountain lions and various other creatures of nature not to be meddled with! I mean if you want to go in the woods of Montana ALONE, with  no can of "Bear Spray" or  anything, be my guest :)


My parents signed me up to a one year program at this place. It wasn’t like a facility, it was actually a lovely log cabin home on the side of a mountain, very close to Glacier National Park. I hated it at first, and I played the “good kid” card for awhile. But then I learned so much about myself, and the world around me, that I really did change. I got to experience so many wonderful things there, white water rafting, taming some wild mustang horses, fixing motorcycles and dirt bike racing.  So I really am thankful to my mom and step dad for sending me there.


This place also thought that video games were evil. But, gaming is something that I am passionate about, and I didn’t care what they thought. I would buy EGM and Playstation magazines while I lived at this place, just to keep up with the current times.  My year was up and it was time to go home. I remember one of the first things I did when I got home was to see if all my games were still there, and of course they weren’t. My step dad probably threw them away, or someone stole them while I was gone. I was pretty sad, but I started reforming my collection.


My step dad was also a lot more lenient, and allowed me to play whatever I wanted to. I also met my first boyfriend IN REAL LIFE when I got home. He was a gamer too, so we got along great.  Sadly not great enough, and we broke up when I moved to Florida for college…..and that is where I will leave off for now, and explain some other games I tried before WoW, and some famous gamers that I had the privilege of meeting while going to college! I am sorry that my first blog wasn’t about WoW, but I promise you I have some JUICY DRAMA for you guys!

 

Some other things that will be in future blogs is a continuation with this story, interviews with other hot female gamers that i know(pics included with huge boobies). And I honestly don't really care if some old pics of me re-surface or whatever , they are most likely of when i was like 15 years old and acting retarded, heres a recent pic of me , and theres some full body ones w/e and some of me and my horse in my profile i think~ im going back to bed now haha.

     
573 comments
sylve
sylve Oct 18, 2009 at 9:21 am
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Verdak
Verdak Oct 18, 2009 at 9:24 am unhide comment
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Cinn
Cinn Oct 18, 2009 at 11:15 am
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Yiska his PVPing is not what makes him/his blogs great..
Lionidas
Lionidas Oct 18, 2009 at 4:18 pm
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Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I like to take a minute
Just sit reading
I'll tell you how I became the chunky ***** of a blog called World of Ming


In west Montana shorn and raised
In the barnyard was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all fat
And all shootin some black bears outside of the shack
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Started preaching bull **** in my neighborhood
I learned to e ***** and bleach my hair
Ming said 'You're stupid and you're fatty and you're welcome in here'

/end bel-air

For real this is completely uneccessary Ming. Is this Bodi's gf? Blond CHECK, Chunky CHECK, I wonder if she likes Purple Drank. I wish i had 4 hands... She even dresses like a dumpy fat shut-in should.

Lets all join together and moo at this ***** until she goes away. MOOO!

Akroma
Akroma Oct 19, 2009 at 2:34 am
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Buffjob
Buffjob Oct 18, 2009 at 4:35 pm
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Verdak said
ya i do not pvp im sorry to dissapoint you.
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tokeshlol
tokeshlol Oct 18, 2009 at 10:33 pm
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****, i saw the response to that pic on 4chan but didnt save it. father i am disappoint
Buffjob
Buffjob Oct 18, 2009 at 11:31 pm
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You went to 4chan and didnt save? you must be god.
Ressick
Ressick Oct 18, 2009 at 10:49 am
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Actually, Pookz was over Yiska.
BigswangerUO
BigswangerUO Oct 18, 2009 at 1:12 pm
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Sunken or Raddy > this and Yiska and Pookz
Traficant
Traficant Oct 18, 2009 at 2:42 pm
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virtualis
virtualis Oct 18, 2009 at 7:35 pm
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Walka
Walka Oct 18, 2009 at 1:16 pm
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Wow, she doesn't PVP, tells us her lame lifestory, and looks like she has an eating disorder:

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Looks like im only going to be reading WoM on Pookz day
Akroma
Akroma Oct 18, 2009 at 1:58 pm
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Fat chick internet trick #1: Take picture of only face and boobs
Gino
Gino Oct 18, 2009 at 1:37 pm
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pretty sure that an ugly e***** is the last thing we wanted
Marcama
Marcama Oct 19, 2009 at 2:02 am
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Epic +53 for the first and -43 for her response. It makes me feel a tad bit better about this website.
peteyd
peteyd Oct 19, 2009 at 9:44 am
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Eyepatch
Eyepatch Oct 18, 2009 at 9:23 am unhide comment
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Tower
Tower Oct 18, 2009 at 9:25 am
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Oh god. Well, better than Bodi posts I guess.
ohherroqtipi
ohherroqtipi Oct 18, 2009 at 9:29 am
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what is this i dont even

if there is not some hot sexual e-drama about men with jacked bodies and giant ***** i will be ******* sad
hatpar
hatpar Oct 18, 2009 at 9:30 am unhide comment
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Brutus
Brutus Oct 18, 2009 at 9:32 am
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ohherroqtipi
ohherroqtipi Oct 18, 2009 at 9:34 am
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hatpar said
Different, but i liked it.
Your gorgeous.
GIRL U SO PRETTY I WANNA JUST TAP DAT ASS
BodisUncle
BodisUncle Oct 18, 2009 at 3:37 pm
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ohherroqtipi said
GIRL U SO PRETTY I WANNA JUST TAP DAT ASS
That line cost me 30 SF4 points!  What a dick.
Brutus
Brutus Oct 18, 2009 at 9:30 am
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Don't see any tits.

Didn't read any of it btw.  I'm disappointed in you Ming.
Xndr
Xndr Oct 18, 2009 at 9:30 am unhide comment
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rynce
rynce Oct 18, 2009 at 9:30 am unhide comment
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Hakker Oct 18, 2009 at 11:59 am
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Jarkeler
Jarkeler Oct 18, 2009 at 9:31 am
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Thisguy
Thisguy Oct 18, 2009 at 9:36 am
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What happened to Serennia day?! Is this not Sunday?! I'm disappointed...

For a few minutes i thought that perhaps you were Serennia's "girlfriend". But now i'm guessing not?
Verdak
Verdak Oct 18, 2009 at 9:40 am
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Who wants to be Serennia's GF? I FEEL BADDDDDDDDDDD for that girl
Thisguy
Thisguy Oct 18, 2009 at 9:56 am
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I think Serennia's musk is what will have attracted her. He's an animal.
Verdak
Verdak Oct 18, 2009 at 9:59 am
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Yes......that is it ! Stealing I-pods...and now stealing girls virginities? GOSH I PUKED in my mouth just now~
Belligerent
Belligerent Oct 18, 2009 at 10:02 am
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Verdak said
Yes......that is it ! Stealing I-pods...and now stealing girls virginities? GOSH I PUKED in my mouth just now~
oh ****, you're from michigan
Thisguy
Thisguy Oct 18, 2009 at 10:03 am
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Just imagine having a sweaty, panting Serennia leaning over you. Bodies writhing.

I don't know why i even wrote that, think i may also be sick. Might show his picture to some girls to gauge their reaction. I cannot be the one to judge if another guy is attractive or not. I may even get a cat to spray on the picture aswell to convey the smell?

I'm just brainstorming here.

But in all seriousness i'd be happy if he's found someone. Everyone needs to feel loved.
Jimrazor
Jimrazor Oct 18, 2009 at 10:14 am
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Youre rude, i could imagine Serennias gf looks better than you (not counting the fat girl angle shot pics)
DeadLy
DeadLy Oct 18, 2009 at 10:51 am
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LOOOOOOOOOLLOOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOL
Godsmak
Godsmak Oct 19, 2009 at 11:13 am
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Sren
Sren Oct 18, 2009 at 12:36 pm
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Verdak said
Who wants to be Serennia's GF? I FEEL BADDDDDDDDDDD for that girl
I large mouth bass
phayte
phayte Oct 18, 2009 at 4:23 pm
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pretty sure the same thing can be said for whoever would want to be with you
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