Ming to Remain in Shanghai

Yes you read the title correctly, as I recently discovered that Ming has changed his residency plans and hopes to continue living in China with his newfound lover. This is quite a change of heart for the protector of the Rogue class, as the time commitment necessary to pursue his newest interests will most likely result in the cancellation of Ming's WoW subscription. I had a chance to speak with the infamous e-celeb earlier this evening, and this is what he had to say:



"When Dennis Rodman (famous Basketball player, nubs lol) posed nude for Playgirl Magazine, I knew that I must eventually learns to strip myself of my outer shell and reveal the true manhood beneath (italics added by Dahis). There is more to Ming than that which I have previously exposed (?!?!), and it is time for the world to see that. Never again will I suffers the racist blasphemy of whitie Americans, for I have finally realized the greatest potential expression of my powers."



This statement didn't clear anything up for me, because I really didn't know WTF he was talking about... so I asked him to elaborate some more.



Ming: "Every man needs his container, and every container needs his mans. I have finally come back to my roots like when Michael Jordan went back to the Bulls, and my triumphant return will bring even more Sharingans for Phil Jackson."



Me: Sounds good Ming, can I have any secret info as to the identity of your new lover?



"Yes, Here is a picture."



Me: Cool, thanks.



Ming: "I must say though, we prefer the term 'heterosexual life partner'. We have both chosen to express our loves through the mutual massage of our jutsus, but we both still like giiiiirrrrrrrrrllllllsssss."



Me: I wish you the best, Ming... but what will happen to your famous Gameriot blog?



Ming: "Dahis will continue to update the blog, for which I will send him three large bundles of rice every month. He will perhaps do better without me, for Naruto Episode #394 is proof that I can only hold him back. As Itachihuahua quickly surpassed the abilities of his midget training partner Chingitychang, so must all good-looking white mans eventually outgrow their diminutive Asian counterparts."



Me: I'm so confused right now... what are your plans for the future?



Ming: "In the day, I will be known only as Ming 2.0 (new and improved), a lowly fisherman/internet entrepreneur in the tiny village of Yian. Yet when the darkness of twilight descends upon he land, I will become Ming 2.0 Sensei... a co-captain of the Midnight Ninjas and true defender of all things stealthy (except the Rogue class, **** you ungrateful *****es). With this indecipherable super-secret identity change, evil will never suspect that it is MING (former Rogue protector and blogging hero) that falls upon them."



Me: Great... I'm glad you found your calling.



Ming: "Combined with Naruto, I shall sharingen our jutsus into worldwide fames."



Note1: I hope this doesn't get me fired.



Note2: I hope that nobody is offended by this, I triple-checked it with my Asian friends to make sure that any implied racism was interpreted as humorous.