My Comprehensive Response.

I am going to preface this article by saying that it will have absolutely no relation to WoW whatsoever. If you're looking to avoid drama, or are looking for more theorycrafting or discussion about 3.1 notes, then read no further; you will not find it here.

While normally I wouldn't even bother wasting time responding to the likes of someone of Serennia's caliber, I can't help but to appease to the masses in this situation, and quite frankly, this is going to be tremendously satisfying on a personal level.

At this point, Vance has gone way too far. Previously, his petty ****-talking was laughable at best, especially if you have any previous understanding of his character whatsoever. After all, how do you take such a child as Vance seriously when he had to resort to manipulating a poor uninformed female into submitting her credit card info so he could actually manage to pay 15 dollars for his account? Actually, I suppose it's safe to say he outright stole it, and naturally, denied it all. Oh you don't have timewarner? Too bad, that didn't apply here, regardless of it being complete and utter bull**** anyway.

These trivial insults were completely entertaining, but it just kept getting better...

"Thank God it's not Jasi day. I think we could all use a little less diarrhea of blogging from some has-been that doesn't even play the game anymore. Wait, a has-been has to have actually been good previously. I should probably change that to "never-was."

Blatant attempt to provoke the Gameriot crowd? Big surprise.

I didn't see the need to mention this at the time, but apparently, he forgot that he was on his hands on knees begging me to join his team at one point  (second half of article) when Brazetina, his previous Priest, abandoned him because he couldn't deal with his bull**** anymore. This begging included bribes, two hour vent conversations of his self-proclaimed god status with WoW, and finally, speaking of verbal diarrhea, his own teammates (that were taking part in the conversation with him) telling me in private to not listen to any of the **** that came from his mouth. And on top of that, he somehow believed that playing vent recordings with his voice edited out leaving only Pwyffs was believable. Anything to save face, eh Vance?

Honestly though, based on the above I have to say I'm surprised you didn't pull something like this sooner. The predictability of the poll results are blatant, and throwing that on your little questionnaire is practically the same as bribing children with candy. I might as well make a poll asking Gameriot if you're a disgusting fishface, back-stabbing piece of ****, or if puking all over yourself and not changing your clothes for three days is grounds for not killing yourself. Let me tell you though, the results would not be remotely surprising. I'm honestly just interested in seeing a real public opinion about it though, it's nothing personal.

I have to say though, I can understand your driving motivation for pulling this **** when your entire livelihood is at risk here. With the credibility of WoW as an E-sport diminishing (not to mention your astonishing track record at LANs), the future is undoubtedly bleak, Vancey-poo. No wonder you worked your way to the inside with Blizzard, I'd be desperate to cling to any strings holding onto my diminishing future too. It's cool though, being that this is your last resort if all else fails, let's look at your overall potential as a blog-writer.

Incredibly unreliable. Check

Missed two articles within the first month, Ming/Jasi average the same in a two year period. Check

Belittles those who write your paycheck with zero credibility for doing so. Check.

Severs 95% of all relationships due to complete and utter lack of social etiquette or skills. Check

Is already becoming redundant under a challenging one day a week quota. Check

Reveals private work related e-mails to public. Check

Impressive to say the least. I'm sure any well-minded individual at Gameriot would see the above and absolutely jump at the opportunity to bring you on board. Especially when there are multiple instances of you attempting (and failing miserably, mind you) at stealing from your associates. Under normal circumstances I would see this as insane, but I suppose I can understand the desperation when you somehow have the mindset that accepting gold as payment is superior to actual cash.

In some deranged way, which honestly is completely characteristic of you, you believe that this mentality and demeanor will somehow work to your benefit. With that said, I encourage you to continue, Vance, I really do.

On a personal note though, Ming was well aware of the risk of taking you onto the blog roll, as was I; which completely explains why I refused to even designate ten dollars per month out of my own pocket to your cause when ming asked because it wasn't worth it. For comparisons sake, I spend more money on my goddamn bus fair to sit with people that, regardless of being homeless, probably change their clothes more than you do.

How's that for a Jasi-day?