The Life of a Bachelor Ends: My Wedding is in Four Weeks

Yo, I'm internationally known on the WOW forums
I got it all, but I really need a wife at home
That's why I need a girl that be true to me
Know bout the game, and know how to do to me
Without a girl on my side, ****'d ruin me
Forget wow, it's just you and me

Well it has been almost a year since Estel entered my life. I am pleased to announce our wedding is set for early May, in my father's home province of Henan.  Very few possesses the strength to turn fairy tales into reality, I am proud of what we accomplished as a couple.  Thousands of miles could not keep us apart and we had enough courage to take it this far against all odds.  True love does exist in and out of Azeroth.

When I saw the type of chakra she possessed, I knew I simply must soullink myself to her for the rest of our lives.  Yet she had the kindness to play her role like a hunter instead of a warlock, which made it even better.  My mother placed a cursed seal on me when I was born.  She named me "better" because she wanted me to be good at whatever I do, better than most, but never the best for being the best at anything usually comes with heavy sacrifices, which often leads to a life of bitterness.  What she didn't know was as a Virgo, being better is not enough.  My goals is to be the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be.  However, because of the seal she planted into me, I could never unleash my full potential.  Throughout my life I have always been better than most at whatever I put my heart into, but never the best. 

This finally changed when I met Estel.  She brought hope to me.  The love for her renewed my desire to be the best again.

I find a girl, I'ma keep her
Cuz now I'm gettin money and the game gettin deeper
I want some real ****, I need somebody I can chill with
I need somebody I can build with
I need somebody I can hold tight
With the time and no full limits, no right
Anytime we together would feel so right
You the girl I been lookin for my whole life
God bless me, I'm glad I got the insight
It's cuz of you girl, now I understand life

Best Man:  Neilyo-kun

"Ever since Ming retired from the movie making business to spend more time with me, Neilyo has been the one rogue hero who consistently produced quality rogue PVP movies.  They have as little editing as Ming's and that is just the way I like it.  I am a Neilyo fan and I will try to introduce one of my cousins to him if he comes to the wedding!"  - Estel

Bride's Maid:  Hafu-chan

"In Chinese tradition, the bride's maid must be one who has not been tarnished by men.  Not only Hafu fits this criteria perfectly despite my speculations on her e-relationships, she is also the best female WOW player in the world, and can use some lessons from Estel on clothes and make-ups as well."  - Ming

The Host:  Serennia-sama

"Do you love him?" 

"I do."

"Do you love her?"

"For the rest of my life, I will always . . . "

"It doesn't even matter!  Just do it!"

Retirement Ceremony:  Xecks The Golden Child

"As a married man, I will retire from WOW and devote my time to RL arena ratings exclusively.  In Chinese tradition, when a famous martial artist retires from the scene, he uses a golden bowl of water to wash his hands.  While I can't find a bowl made of pure gold, anything the golden child touches will suffice."  - Ming

The Chef:  Jared "Noktyn" Fogle

"The man with the biggest appetite knows the best recipes, enough said.  We got donuts, lots of them, and of course Subway sandwiches Jared was known for."  - Ming

What You Can Expect:

Pictures, expect a lot of them, although the actual picture of Ming/Estel won't be released until a special condition is met.  I expect end of May.

Before the wedding, me and Estel will visit The Shaolin Temple to learn secret rogue jutsus from the monks.  After the wedding, we will visit the yellow mountain.  I will probably be without the internet for a few days which means you will see Jasi full time. 

Estel's father is the Uchiha Madara of the story.  To defeat him in a duel I must meditate on the very peak of the yellow mountain to increase my chakra intensity.  I will come back a stronger man. 

Estel, I am forever grateful that you chose me over what would have been a sure thing.  I will defeat your father and be the man your fortuneteller predicted I will become.  I won't let you down.  I will protect your happiness until the day I die.  A ninja's true strength manifests when he is protecting something truly important to him, believe it!