Neilyo Exposed: The Man, The Myth, The Legend (Nekkid pix too!)

If you play world of warcraft, and aren't a complete idiot, you know who Neilyo is, and if your anything like me you most definately think he is the closest thing to a god in Azeroth (following c’thun death…which brings back fond memories of Neilyo offering sexual favors to the other rogues for a Death Sting: Thankfully I passed it to him… Neil stimulates the penis like a garrote rupture kite on a keyboard turning warrior&hellip Anyways, I know many of you, like myself, religiously follow Neilyo's armory, (a good tip is to keep it open in another window as to always have it on hand to quickly refresh and see everyone of Neilyo's new victories (Neilyo DOES NOT lose) – Thanks Zolz!) and you’ve probably noticed a warlock by the name of "Gumbot"… this is actually not a person!!! It is Neilyo's alt...Now, I know what you’re thinking, but yes, Neilyo is just that good... He double boxed his way through 2400+ ratings also carrying a bad druid named "Pronne" (Pronne is actually retarded in real life, Neilyo, being the good Samaritan, actually picked up Pronne, known as Toby outside Azeroth, off the streets, out of his previously miserable existence, and into the glorious holy land, known as World of Warcraft… Neilyo is seen by most as a modern day Jesus&hellip who actually clicks all of his abilities...




As the World of Warcraft God, Neilyo is blessed with many passive racial abilities that increase his skill with not only the rogue, but any class he chooses. Using his godlike intellect and amazing natural skill Neilyo mastered the Chosen Class aka Warlock (it is widely debated that God himself played the warrior and not the warlock class, however this is irrelevant as there is no empirical evidence in favor of either) in less than 5 minutes! Yes, that’s right, the character “Gumbot” who many of you are outplayed by daily, was mastered in the time it takes me to rub one out.




While Neilyo’s astounding skill has made believers out of the sensible majority of World of Warcrafters, there are still some non-believers…heathens if you will… and well, to be quite honest… you people are bad. However despite your lack of talent in this mmo, based purely on skill, I will grace you with a story of Neilyo… A few month back, Neilyo was powering my 2v2 team to around 2700 rating and we were facing an extremely talented Warrior/Paladin team (LOL)… In my noobness I allowed the warrior to proc 6 mace stuns in a row and was less than 1000 health from my demise, but naturally Neilyo came to my rescue. I’ve seen a few blind/sap/vanish into garrote/rupture/snd/evasion/evis with a heal interrupt while getting 4 ticks of bandage off on me, but never one clutched so flawlessly… needless to say Neilyo proceeded to pound the warrior much like the blonde in “Ultra Kinky 79: Bowlin in her Colon” and after recovering from my wounds I proceeded to devastate the paladin with a mind control (yes the devastating variety) needless to say, we won quite easily. This game opened my eyes to Neilyo, who truly is a Child of the Gods.



In spite of all this, Neilyo remains an extremely modest person, and when he learns I have shared his secrets with the world, his wrath will come upon me like an SL/Afflic lock on a rogue (unless that rogue is Neilyo of course&hellip But alas Neilyo is merciful, despite what his guild tag may suggest, and after a few weeks without food or water, a few blow jobs and possibly some anal, all will be forgiven; Sharing the greatness of God’s Child is more than worth a 12 incher down my throat.