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by Zuggy, Level 33
Last updated at January 24, 2008, 11:30 pm
Athene, "best paladin in the world", has just released his full feature documentary on the his life!

"I, Merciless Gladiator Athene, who am also the best World of Warcraft player in the world, am now documentizing my life as a pro-gamer in a real movie (like Hollywood), for you guys, for free. My movie will show how good I am so the world can see, just like Jesus putted himself on the crouse to show ppl that he was a cool guy, I am putting myself on the cinema. I just heal ppl and I help ppl, that's me, it's just like profets, for the movie ppl; u can compare it with John Skywalker from Star Trek.

  • Learn 2 become pro in game and in life thx to my tips
  • Watch me teach the Light to ppl in real life and interact with the real world
  • Learn how to seduce chicks ATHENE-style
  • Watch how I am pro at cooking
  • Learn how to make good money ATHENE-style
  • See my family
  • Learn how I play Arena and how u can pwn in 5v5"
     
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Nochtis
Nochtis Jan 25, 2008 at 12:05 am
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Eriaa
Eriaa Jan 25, 2008 at 1:36 am
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Vulgate
Vulgate Jan 25, 2008 at 4:43 am
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was mildly amusing when I saw him in his first movie. Now it's nauseating
nzgs
nzgs Jan 25, 2008 at 5:16 am
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americans wont find it funny since most yanks actually think its serious. its a stupidity thing.
Bodis
Bodis Jan 25, 2008 at 7:45 am
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The sad thing is though, I really think he's serious. But I guess he has to try really hard pretending he's happy with his life.. just look at how he lives ^^. The only thing remotely successful would be the girl, and I don't even wanna guess her IQ...

Anyways, Athene's current stats on his new BG Cyclone:



Season

216

144 - 72

67%
b30tch
b30tch Jan 25, 2008 at 11:11 am
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faction
faction Jan 25, 2008 at 2:36 pm
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The guy is awesome regardless of how much he overdoes this just because of how little he cares of what people think of him.Ƃ  I mean, you probably have hundreds of thousands of idiots out there who've seen his videos - and still believe they're serious.Ƃ  MAD RESPECT.
Zuggy
Zuggy Jan 25, 2008 at 6:39 pm
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this video is great for the half dozen speaking lines that furious has..lol, that and his facial expressions just make me laugh.
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