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In the Gold Mine  added on Jul 10 2008
by hoodrych, Level 28
Last updated at December 30, 2008, 9:27 pm

       They say new york is the city that never sleeps, I say Serennia never does either.
I remember there was a week period in the height of my PR selling when Serennia and I
were making 200-300$ every other day (or at least I was, he always wanted his payment in
WOW gold, lmao) ah... the good ol' days. I always thought to myself if he ever went to
sleep, stopped playing wow, went to work - or something. Nah, I remember checking my
AIM logs and he would message me while I was out every 2 hours over a 72 hour period.
He's kind of weird. Buttttt I'm not here to make an entire blog bashing Serennia and his
horrible social skills, lack of hygienic practices and scumbag demeanor, well...OK a little.

   
      So I quit wow, 3 weeks before WOTLK came out, and it's probably the best
decision I've ever made! I'm not going to sit here and bash the people still playing, because I
always hated those ******* that were like "rofl u still play wow.. wow your a loser lol i quit a
year ago i party now" . I actually miss it, a little. But, after playing for money I couldn't really
tolerate playing for "fun" anymore so... I took WOTLK as a gift, it gave me the perfect
excuse to stop logging in and holding my pillars on the the ironforge bridge. I've heard arena
is a bigger joke then it already was... so on that note... i'm kind of glad! Now..

    Vance "Serennia" Phuoc. The first time I met this charmer was in San Diego
(MLG). After losing there and blaming Neilyos warrior play, he tried getting me to join SK,
but knowing how terrible he was in 3v3 on a druid I refused. He seemed like a nice guy
really, he wore the same stinky ass clothes for the 2-3 days we were there... I figured he
was just new to the whole "social scene" or "leaving your house" type of deal, whatever. I
met him again in Orlando, same ordeal, same clothes, same teeth, etc. After Orlando was
the 1-2 month peak of PR selling in which Vance and I were true business partners. I still
think that at 70 he was probably the best druid in 2v2 I had played with. Amazing because
he was an awful warrior, lol. Anyway, over the course of a few months I got to see the true
side of serennia and what everyone always complained about. I often got asked by other top
arena players, "how do you stand playing with him?" "doesn't he insult you?" and it's simple. My ego is ******* amazing, I knew I was the best damn warrior, so this terribad fishhead telling me any different didn't really matter.  We helped each other a lot, he made me money, I made him wow gold, it was all good. After he got carried by Neilyo and Inflame in Paris he ended up winning 3grand or so. He approached me with a deal.

THIS IS WHERE I MADE A MISTAKE!

    He claimed he had no bank account (not surprising for someone who didn't leave
the hindquarters of his apartment) and that blizzard needed a place to send his money. He
offered me a small cut, and i complied. I shouldn't have, but I gave him my bank information and also faxed blizzard my bank information on behalf of him thinking, "lol, its serennia, hes an idiot, and i want a free 300$". I didnt think much of it, I knew I could dispute any false charge anyway, but again - didn't think of it. About a month later in serennia and I's fallout we were working on a PR deal and after getting tired of this slope screaming at me over vent I muted it. Playing with no vent at 1900 warrior/druid really displeased serennia, he threatened "if you don't unmute vent I'm not giving you your money".

This should have rang a ******* bell, but it didnt.

    I should have canceled my bank account then, realizing he was a shady
zipperhead and been done with it, but i failed and money blinded me, SOO HOODRYCH. Over the course of this 2-3 months Serennia had actually turned down WOW gold for real money, which he had sent to MY PAYPAL because he was incapable of creating his own (do we see a pattern?). So i accumulated about 550$ of his money in my paypal, and for months BEGGED him to create a paypal so i could get rid of it (i was hella nervous about paypal claims from angry and banned PR nerd buyers) but he never did. So i had his ******* money for 3 months until i finally decided to quit wow and close my paypal because i was nervous about claims. Now i'm in a situation where I need to mail this nerd his money, I had to write a god damn money order because of his failure in obtaining his own paypal account (i hear he still doesn't have one). Long story short about this - I mailed him his money order, he claims he never got it and stopped bothering me about it a month ago. I did some research, went to the post office and checked the status on the money order, it was cashed. Unless another vance ******* phuoc in san antonio got that money order and cashed it, serennia got his money as far as i'm concerned. He's lucky I didnt keep it after basically letting me "hold it" for months and never saying ****. ANYWAY. I'm sure serennia will come in here mouthing off about how I did keep it and how he tracked down old Avant Garde members and claims I owe other people money.....uh.....false. (zilea i expect a post and apology here) I worked with like every top arena player, i had a business, I made people money. Like a true boss I had hafu, chumpjohn, yog, wojo, ETC ETC amount of people I payed as my employees in the height of PR selling, and they can all attest to my honesty and integrity.

    Where is serennias honesty and integrity? Wasnt there a blog about this nerd charging some girls credit card paying for his wow account not too long ago? Anywayyyy... soo... last week I check my online bank statement as usual, and what do i see?

http://img378.imageshack.us/my.php?image=lolwm1.jpg
http://img378.imageshack.us/my.php?image=lolwm1.jpg       LOL

    Time warner, vance ******* PHuoc. As you can see I don't keep **** in my bank (HOOOD RYYCH) but this slope actually tried charging his ******* cable bill to my account WITH HIS OWN NAME, LMAO. This is where I lost it, I was floored by how retarded he is and how openly he is committing bank fraud. i'll admit, it wasn't all fun and games having to close and reopen a new account, open a claim and get my money back... but i think after i figure out how to **** with him i'll have a few more laughs of my own. I'm here to warn you, do not trust the phuoc. I felt sorry for him after meeting this poor scum IRL and gave him information thinking he was too stupid to use it. He wasn't... he was, however, too stupid to cover it up, and now i'm exposing him. Oh, I also confronted serennia about it, he tried denying it (lol) and said it's not him and that the bank can "check IP logs". He said I was only getting mad at him because "I quit wow and no one cared" (my favorite) My guess? He had some poor sap in Drama use my info to pay for his cable bill... like, "hey this sites not working for me pay for my bill" type of ****. I guess that's one advantage of being gross and disgusting, people figure you don't know how to take care of yourself or normal daily things, so they offer help.

    Be warned, I have thrown this story around to a couple other players and they shared similiar stories, so i'm here informing the public, exposing the gross and malnourished and staying bossy as ever.

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zyZ-
zyZ- Dec 30, 2008 at 9:30 pm
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Smyd Dec 30, 2008 at 10:07 pm
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Hotaruz Dec 31, 2008 at 4:38 am
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Jesus Christ had dreads so shake em.
r0kzilla
r0kzilla Dec 31, 2008 at 5:20 am
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Imagine all the Hebrews going dumb Dancing on top of chariots and turning tight ones
Godsmak
Godsmak Dec 31, 2008 at 11:29 am
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r0kzilla said
Imagine all the Hebrews going dumb Dancing on top of chariots and turning tight ones
rofl

HOOOJAAAA HOOOOJAAAA HOOOJAAA
Subparbdf
Subparbdf Jan 1, 2009 at 3:16 pm
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King of the super duper hyphy hyphy
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GibTehStix Dec 30, 2008 at 9:33 pm
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Someone has been watching some Grand Torino,
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Answer Dec 30, 2008 at 9:49 pm
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Nhii Jan 1, 2009 at 12:46 am
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Afgar
Afgar Dec 30, 2008 at 9:38 pm
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You're a tool, but good blog :)
Zilea
Zilea Dec 30, 2008 at 9:38 pm
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Here's the apology: I didn't know how much of a fishhead serennia was. Even after he tried to disband our old 5v5 team just because he was transferring. I should have known, but then he msgs me on Korgath after I approached him for a potential transfer to find more arena partners. After he msged me back days later on AIM about whether I would transfer, I told him I couldn't get my partners to come with me. But, in true zipperhead manner, he ended up blocking me just because I asked him a couple questions about DKs over a period of about a week.

What a turkey.
kazel
kazel Dec 30, 2008 at 9:47 pm
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fishheads and turkeys make me hungry
Hotaruz
Hotaruz Jan 1, 2009 at 6:47 am
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Bethryn Dec 30, 2008 at 9:43 pm
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Upvoted in hopes of awesome drama.
Brett824
Brett824 Dec 30, 2008 at 9:45 pm
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Does Serennia have like.. real life friends?
Isolee
Isolee Jan 15, 2009 at 9:12 am
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Brett824 said
Does Serennia have like.. real life friends?
He just talks to the arena queue guy, it's like the same thing as friends.
Qlimax
Qlimax Dec 30, 2008 at 9:47 pm
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Fishhead, Zipperhead... but you forgot to call him a Kitehead:D


I'm here to warn you, do not trust the phuoc.


That was my favourite line all blog. Motherphuoc.

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venruki Dec 30, 2008 at 9:47 pm
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