Pyrilus 6 - Warlock Badassery

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Anyway, let's get this interview started so Slapnazi doesn't delete my ****.

Now, if you're reading this blog, I can safely assume that you're a limp dick ***** in desperate need of a testosterone injection.  Normally, I'd suggest leaving your little nerd dwellings and picking up something awesome - like MMA.  After all, if Gameriot's resident anime-jerking fairy queen can pretend …  More

Hey, Gameriot!

Recently, my homie Litreocola created some mo'****in art, but apparently my blog linking it was, y'know, empty and contentless, nothing at all like the random bull**** that is allowed to stay up because let's face it, 90% of what's posted on this site is from Slapnuts or World of Ming now, you know this portal's floundering, gotta' let something slide, right, I mean, it's not like the moderation here has effectively created a Blogging 4chan by sinking to the level of the trolls and…  More

Once every few months, a film comes around that is more than just a movie - it's a cinematic experience.  This movie is more in-your-face than Mark Levin, is more baller than Barack Obama and has more tits than the ***** Patrol.

Seriously, I cannot recommend it enough.  Filmmaker Turbo has created a passionate and compelling treatise to modern Arena; his commentary on current (WoW) events is spot on and thought provoking.

The music is excellent, the PvP is fantastic, the narration is great, the …  More

Indeed, he had the lubrication but a foot away, and chose not to use it.  Truly, this is the definition of cruelty. - Vlad Tepes, A Treatise on Cruelty, 1462.

Three days ago I stood face-to-face with Rationality and his buddy, Common Sense, and beat the ever loving **** out of both of 'em.  Better to err on the side of bat**** insanity, as they say.  Three hundred miles to Manhattan?  Sure, why the **** not.  Rescue the fairy-princess delusion of a maddeningly stereotypical Asian video game …  More

My name is Galanah.  I am a dear friend of the GameRiot Champion and Hokage-Slayer Mortale.  He asked me to post this (under his name, as I am an unknown ***gy Hunter and his name is ****in' e-famous, yo).  As many of his loyal readers know, Mortale has come to find out some things - some horrifying, terrible things - about the Hokage and his wife.

Unable to stand idly by while the e-Community did nothing, Mortale took it on himself to rescue the fair Estel. 

Mortale sent me this video from h…  More

As I lifted my face from the mud puddle, I decided right then and there that this was going to be the last time a fourteen year old kid and his friends kicked my ass.  What really gets me is that they are such dicks with the way they try to rationalize their abuse - my acne has been really inflamed lately, so apparently, as long as "You [me] keep picking at it [my acne], we [they] are gonna pick at you [me]!"

Dicks.

So I decided to start working out, like my hero, Gibtehsix.  I decided to get bi…  More

It’s been a long time coming.

Let me just start off by saying that Ming’s morals sink lower than whale ****.  I’m sick of whoring myself out for page views and I’m sick of pretending not to see what’s really going on behind-the-scenes at the WoM.  I can only turn a blind eye to this bull**** for so long.  It’s really starting to take a toll on my conscience.  And besides, I want to break into mainstream-professional-e-sports-journalism some day.  I really need to flush out my re…  More

Greetings,

Account Name: XXXXXXX
Realm: Tichondrius
Character Name: Qtbizkit

Account Action:  72-Hour Account Suspension and Password Reset
Reason for Action: Terms of Use Violation - Account Sharing

After a thorough investigation, we have found that the registered player of the account listed above allowed an unauthorized third party (for example, a sibling, friend, or leveling service) to access the account.


Trust me, I'm just as surprised as you are.  If you've been following my blog (and y…  More

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4 hours.

That's how long it took for me to realize that I'd rather pay some starving #$*@! pennies an hour to play this game than subject myself to the hell of a sixteen ******* million experience grind.  Jesus.  Titty*******.  Christ. 

Addendun: Before any of you **** tell me I wasted my money, bare in mind that I'm also exquisitely weak in real life, so subjecting a hungry Chinese boy to this torture is as close as I'll ever get to the feeling of kicking someone's ass.

It's not that I don't …  More

The WoZ has a SEXY NEW BANNER! TY LUSITANIA =) <3

 

As Hokage of the GameRiot Press, it is my duty to seek out and interview these people who have been considered unreachable by the rest of the blogging community.  I have exhausted many inside sources who are close to the action to bring you, my loyal readers, an interview with Ming’s better half.  I have to warn you, this story is just crazier than a white boy in Harlem, there is so much dirty laundries!

 

I initially felt bad by intrud…  More