MY ESCAPE FROM JASI RAPE! Also, who you should vote for!

Indeed, he had the lubrication but a foot away, and chose not to use it.  Truly, this is the definition of cruelty. - Vlad Tepes, A Treatise on Cruelty, 1462.

Three days ago I stood face-to-face with Rationality and his buddy, Common Sense, and beat the ever loving **** out of both of 'em.  Better to err on the side of bat**** insanity, as they say.  Three hundred miles to Manhattan?  Sure, why the **** not.  Rescue the fairy-princess delusion of a maddeningly stereotypical Asian video game addict?  Sounds like a ******* ball.

And you know what, everything was going great until Jasi caught me and raped me with a drill.



Man, that's a super great movie I made. You can't tell, but my anus is raw and bleeding.  I managed to escape by telling Jasi a new WoTLK build was up; he started *****ing about it and I jumped out a window right about the time he made his point that the game was too casually hardcore.  Truthfully, I only really began to consider suicide not when the spinning drill bit penetrated me for the fifteenth time, but when he'd take a break to expound on the state of the World of Warcraft.

Anyway, lesson learned.  Don't **** with the Hokage. 

And thus concludes Zac's adventure to rescue the fair Estel!!!

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The blog contest ends tonight.  I think.  Whatever.

I'm not going to tell you who to vote for.  What I will ask is that if you're going to not vote for someone, make it Gibtehstix.

Thanks.

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