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by -XI-, Level 30
Last updated at August 1, 2007, 7:41 pm
Lately on Gameriot I've noticed a lot of new people around, who seemingly have migrated from WoM and other dens of retardation.  In order to help them I've decided to make a helpful guide about what you should, and should not blog.



Question 1: Is your blog about a rogue, rogues, rogue pvp, rogue pve, or pretty much anything involving the word rogue?



**** off, no one cares.  Ming has the rogue retardation community on lockdown.



Question 2:  Does your blog post involve female gamers, you being a female, or anything about being a girl?



Let me summarize the answer.



[_] Tits

[_] GTFO



In short unless your blog has pictures of your tits, no one gives a ****.  So don't post.  All girls inherently suck at gaming, and are just a sideshow based on tits.  Also you're probably a ******* attention *****.



Question 3:  Did you find the information you're going to post on World of Raids, MMO Champion, the Blizzard forums, Elitist Jerks, or any other large website?



Shut the **** up, and get the **** out.  You're already months behind, and everyone that cares already ******* knows.  If you have some deep ******* insite on the news, that might be worth blogging, but probably not, so save everyone the trouble and don't.



Question 4:  Is your blog supposed to be humorous?



Litmus test.  Join #battlegroup9.  Post what you think is funny.  Odds are no one will respond, or they'll make a joke regarding ym.  You aren't funny.  So don't ******* post it.



































BTW if you had to use the litmus test, you aren't ******* funny, so don't post.



To be continued...
     
22 comments
Dawdle
Dawdle Aug 1, 2007 at 7:50 pm
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Quiteirrate
Quiteirrate Aug 1, 2007 at 7:50 pm
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Where's the fifth commandment an the second tablet?
zagzil
zagzil Aug 1, 2007 at 7:51 pm
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foobz
foobz Aug 1, 2007 at 7:51 pm
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Blogs about blogs ******* retarded.
-XI-
-XI- Aug 1, 2007 at 7:51 pm
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So's ym but you don't see us blogging about her.
foobz
foobz Aug 1, 2007 at 7:53 pm
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Are you too ******* lazy to type out "your mom".

Holy **** your insult really doesn't have the effect it would if you had the ******* stamina to type it out. Lazy bastard.
-XI-
-XI- Aug 1, 2007 at 7:54 pm
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You must be a yuro*** if basic acronyms are too difficult for you to decipher.
foobz
foobz Aug 1, 2007 at 7:55 pm
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Sorry haven't been in the world of Azeroth lately, so I wouldn't know the latest acronyms your fellow children have created.

I speak English, not lazy bastard.
-XI-
-XI- Aug 1, 2007 at 7:56 pm
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Good then shut the **** up, and get the **** out.  Clearly you are too cool for us, and need to return to that game of cribbage with ym.
foobz
foobz Aug 1, 2007 at 7:58 pm
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I'll stay, thank you very much :)

I prefer Yahtzee.
Spoh
Spoh Aug 1, 2007 at 10:17 pm
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zagzil
zagzil Aug 1, 2007 at 7:54 pm
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I thoroughly enjoyed this picture, despite its oldness.
Spoh
Spoh Aug 1, 2007 at 10:17 pm
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blackened
blackened Aug 1, 2007 at 8:01 pm
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foobz
foobz Aug 1, 2007 at 8:02 pm
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Need more blogging for dummies.
Hstar
Hstar Aug 1, 2007 at 8:18 pm
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Hstar
Hstar Aug 1, 2007 at 11:43 pm
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Damn your intellect!  Oh wait, I've got it!

YM.
axiom
axiom Aug 1, 2007 at 8:30 pm
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Dricen
Dricen Aug 1, 2007 at 9:53 pm
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